"Omigod, Erik"

I threw a tennis ball at him

"Ooow, what was that"

"It was a tennis ball"

He growled at me. "What do you want??" I demanded

"I want your toes" he said pulling out a large machete.

Omigod!! No not my toes I instantly started shaking and dived for the door.

Ah hell I locked it. "come on Z it's not like you need them."

"And you do??" I demanded.

"Yeah you see them I'll always have a part of you with me."

"You're insane" I hit the unlock button and shoved the door open. One problem he had my shirt in his really big kinda hairy hand. I felt the edge of the blade on my neck

"Just hold still and it might not hurt." He whispered in my ear.