Disclaimer: I own nothing but the twisted little plot bunny. And the monsters…I'll claim those too.

Chapter 2- Changes (Tseng's POV)

I easily saw Reno fighting and thought nothing of it, until he passed out. The light from the materia engulfed him and I thought I was going to lose him. I fired the gun hitting the monster multiple times. It dropped after the shots fired. The light dissipated and I ran towards my injured lover.

I knelt next to his head. "Come on Reno, wake up love please wake up," I said damn near crying and putting my hand against his cheek. He was breathing, thank god.

"Reno, come on, please wake up" I said kissing his lips hoping that would effect him.

"My chest is really heavy" he whispered under my lips.

I looked down at his chest to see his body had changed. His chest was no longer flat and I'd be willing to bet his package had changed as well. Even his hair had changed and grown even, some hanging out of the ponytail holder.

"Um Reno….You…um…have boobs" I told him….uh...her blushing heavily as the shirt was still unbuttoned halfway.

"WHAT?"

"You have boobs….and they are bare at the moment."

His eyes widened and he sat up looking down at his chest. My eyes followed his and I noticed the new curve and the fact his pants were no longer tight over his crotch.

"Let's get back to ShinRa, do you think you can fly?" I asked him…um…her.

"Um…yeah…when we're on our way though…"

"Anything love," I said pulling him… um… her to hold him…um…her to my chest.

"Can we cuddle if I put it on auto pilot?"

"Of course," I said, "now I get one question."

"Okay…" he…uh…she said in a now normal higher voice.

"Do you want to check if you're still a guy?" I asked blushing heavily.

"If you want to…But while we're in the helicopter" Reno said blushing, which he never did.

"Come on…" I said letting go of him…um…her and standing up. I offered her my hand, which she took and hefted herself to her feet. I kept a hold of her and pulled her to the helicopter.

"I don't think I'm a guy anymore" Reno said quietly and then barely audibly whispered, "Please don't hate me."

I stopped walking and pulled her to my chest, noticing she had shrunk as well.

"Reno, I couldn't hate you," I whispered in her ear then pulled her up to kiss her passionately.

I pulled away and held her to my chest for a few minutes.

"Re…lets get in the chopper"

She looked up, her face was red and blotchy, as if she had been crying. Great hormones…

I let go of her to let her climb into the chopper. I watched her make several attempts, each time her chest got in the way and I struggled not to laugh.

"You want some help?" I asked chuckling.

She nodded as I walked up to her and picked her up and set her butt on the edge of the helicopters' door. She smiled briefly as I climbed into the chopper after her.

She quickly got the chopper in the air were it was supposed to be and set the auto piolet, before coming to sit in back with me. I held my arms open for her to come sit and be held. She hesitantly came and plopped herself down in my lap. I wrapped my arms around her holding her with her back to my chest and kissed the top of her head.

"You still want me to check, love?" I asked her quietly.

" I guess if you want too," she said turning bright red.

"I won't go any farther than you want me to…"

She nodded and I trailed my hand down her stomach to press my hand against the crotch of her pants harder than I meant to. She moaned. I smirked, women make more noise. I pressed again knowing for sure now that my Reno was a women. I kissed her neck and brought my hand from her lower body to unbutton her pants and push my hand into them. I rubbed her, earning another moan from her lips. I smirked against the skin of her neck and of course that's when the damn auto-pilot signaled we were at our destination.

Damn… I pulled my hand from her pants and buttoned them for her.

"Okay Reno, you need to go land this thing," I told her.

She nodded and crawled off my lap and into the pilot's seat, giving me a nice view of her ass. Damn that girl got curves. This could be fun. Reno crawled back towards me smirking. Looks like she got her old spitfire back. She crawled back into my lap and straddled me. His could be lots of fun.

_AN…ok….so I guess im trying to find a beta…ive had a couple people whine and say I need one…..I dunno why