Once again, I don't know what I am doing but the actual story line(yes I plan to actually have some sort of story) is planned to happen(hopefully) around when Reborn appears which I plan to have in around 1-2 chapters.

Disclaimer: Don't own. The only way it will happen is if Reborn decides he wants me to own it(cause he always gets what he wants). Otherwise, KHR belongs to Amano Akira.


Chapter 1- Reborn, literally

The first thing Sawada Tsunayoshi, Tsuna for short, saw after tripping on a banana peel was darkness. It wasn't a scary type of darkness, but a boring one.

He tried to move his hands but found that he didn't have any.

He tried to move his feet but found that he also had none of those.

Unable to do anything, Tsuna just waited.

It was a long time in darkness, unable to move and unable to talk. Most people would have been driven insane by now, however, Tsuna was not most people, he was Vongola Decimo. Therefore, the only thoughts Tsuna had during the long wait was "Great! No paperwork" and "Dammit, I really want some cake right now..."

After a long ass time of waiting, Tsuna finally saw the light. Contrary to what most people would have thought, the light did not lead him to hell, where he would wait for his tutor to join him, or to heaven. Instead, the light brought him out into a REALLY white room. He recognized the room as a hospital since he has been to one many times before(courtesy of his cloud guardian). Blinking a few times, Tsuna looked around to see two very familiar faces, his mother and father.

Now what surprised Tsuna was not the fact that both his parents looked younger nor the fact that there was another boy next to them around 10 years of age that looked somewhat like his father, no, what surprised him was the fact that his father did not have a scar on his forehead where his mother had socked him when she found out what his true profession was, and that he had hid it from her.

Needless to say, she used the hand with her wedding ring on it.

This very fact tipped Tsuna off. After years of having Reborn as a tutor, mentally disturbed guardians and Byakuran Gesso as a constantly visiting factor, Tsuna put the pieces together pretty quickly.

Hmmm, a parallel world, oh well, it's not as if he suddenly had a baby for a tutor, a guy who was frozen for years suddenly melting and deciding they wanted to kill you, being transported to the future by your future self in order to save the world, have one of your best friends try to kill you because of family issues or had creepy bandaged men appear out of nowhere and have you participate in a battle royal. Within 3 minutes, Sawada Tsunayoshi came to terms with the facts and accepted his new life.


~Omake~

"What do you want to name your boy?" the doctor asked the married couple. The wife, Nana, held her baby carefully, turning to her husband for his opinion. Without hesitation, her husband responded.

"Tuna!"

"I'm sorry dear, what did you say?" the wife said, staring at her husband incredulously.

"Tuna! He's just so adorable I want to eat him right up!"

The woman stared at her husband and inched her baby away from him.

"I'm naming him Yoshi." she said.

The man's jaw dropped and tried his best to form puppy eyes. It obviously did not work and he ended up with a slap mark on his face.

"His name is Yoshi."

"But-"

Nana sharpened her glare.

"I-"

A few slaps later and the man compromised.

"Tunayoshi?"

"Tsunayoshi."

"Deal."

The couple shook hands and the deal was made.

Their baby stared at them with as close to a deadpan expression a baby could make. Inwardly, he thanked his mother for her strong slaps and control over her husband. As for his father, let's just say his opinion of him didn't change all that much.


I felt like writing that side story because it didn't transition well in the actual story but I wanted to write it anyways :P. I like to think that Nana isn't the weak wife Iemitsu thinks she is. Say no to sexism! Women are awesome!(Yes I'm a hypocrite, deal with it ^_^)

Anyways thank you for reading this~

No, go away Byakuran! The ~'s are mine!