A/N: I never expected to see so many hits on my story on the same day that I uploaded it.

Here is more~

Transportation

Spock took a moment to smooth out any wrinkle on the captains uniform, sitting himself neatly on Kirk's shoulder. Spock found it a most illogical way of transportation. Jim had insisted that he sit and relax.

"Captain I do no--"
"For god sakes Spock. You're sitting on my shoulder, call me Jim." Spock didn't need to see it to know Jim was grinning like an idiot.

"Jim." Spock corrected himself. "I find this mode of transportation quite illogical." Spock raised an eyebrow as Jim suppressed a chuckle.

"So now I'm a 'mode of transportation' Spock?" Jim chuckled.

Spock's eyebrow's shot up in surprise at his captains words. "Capt- Jim, I was merely stating that taking refuge on your person is quite illogical considering that I am fully capable of walking."

"Considering your current state Mr. Spock, It would be 'most illogical' to let you walk on the ground. Someone might step on you." Jim paused. "Hey.... Did you get smaller?"

Spock took a moment to think about his captains observation. Jim entered the turbolift as Spock decided to restart his brain.

"I believe your observation on my height is correct." Spock examined himself noting that he had lost a considerable amount of height. (10cm's to be exact.) He was now slightly smaller then a lead pencil.

Jim glanced down at the now smaller Spock, hearing a breezy 'fascinating'. Jim grinned once again. Just to damn adorable.

"Bridge."

"... and he vas zis big!" Chekov's voice echoed through out the bridge as he moved his hands to hover over one another, showing the crowd that had formed around his station.

The noise grew as the chatting began.

"Ahem." Kirk cleared his throat, successfully gaining the attention of everyone in the room. After a few moments of silence Jim looked around crossing his arms. " Now then ladies. If we're done with our little gossip session I suggest we get back to work." Jim smirked.

"I must agree with the captain." Spock lifted an eyebrow at the sudden attention. Muffled gasps and 'eee's filled the bridge as people went back to their respective stations.
Jim sighed as he threw himself into his chair completely forgetting about Spock. Mini Spock gripped the fabric of Kirk's uniform to keep himself from falling.

Jim cursed to himself. "Sorry Spock."

"Apology accepted."

In one swift motion Kirk brought his hand to the panel of buttons on his chair. "To all decks, this is your completely awesome captain speaking." Jim grinned. "Due to certain circumstances caused by our previous mission, first officer Spock will be on medical leave. Since we have completed our mission.. Relax and take it easy." Jim ruffled his golden hair. "Watch where you step. Kirk out."

Jim could just hear Bones mutter: Damn it Jim!

Fascinating.

A/N: This is seriously fun to write.