Number 2! Whoo I'm smoking! Not literally of course,it's bad for you.
I highly doubt I own the Great Deku Tree, but I could be wrong...
Hello?
Yes, this is the Great Deku Tree...
Yes, I am the watcher of the children of the forest...
NO! Not like that! My Goddesses what kind of sick freak do you think I am?
Oh... I see... Well, I suppose that isquite a sick type of freak...
Well, Officer, I can assure you...
NO! It's DEK-u! DEK-u! It's an E not an I!
I do not make their clothes! Maybe the tunics are a little short, but I didn't design them!
No, it is NOT for easy access!
They choose not to wear trousers! Even the boys!
I'd actually prefer it if they wore trousers!
Not, that's not because it excites me watching them take their trousers off!
No, I do not like watching them take their clothes off! That's completely out of context!
No, I did not say " it excites me watching them take their trousers off"!
Wha...?! That's out of context! I've already said this!
No! They have not seen my Deku Nuts!
Have you ever seen a Deku nut?!
NO! That was not an invitation!
Yes, one small boy has been inside of me.
NO! It was to remove a curse!
I did not trick him with lies!
Yes, of course I know homosexual sex does not remove AIDS!
No! I have not had ho...
Wait! Let me fin...
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Shit.
Well? R&R and you getz kissez!