Author's note: Thanks for reviewing, Wellsy71, DeepViolette and Hayyie! And besides that, this time the 2nd chapter will be longer, but I won't promise the next one haha.
Yesterday I was rummaging my closet to find something that I used to wear. Use to as in when I'm entirely tiny.
Cloth diapers, some little clothes and small hats, more little things coming. And I guess my mother gave away the utensils. Since they were missing from the kitchen. I sighed and check my wallet. Moths came flying out from it.
I bit my lower lip. Right. It was scorching summer heat at Japan and I need a popsicle a day. My piggy bank must've been filled with spiders already. It's troublesome to go to the bank either.
"guuuu..."
I glanced at the 2 chewing their fingers sloppily. Back in my days I don't even have any toys. Was already having so much fun with training. They'll need it though. After that I could just send them to the orphanage. All this thinking is making my head hurt.
" Where did both of you come from? Seriously?"
They stopped chewing and looked at me with their different colored eyes. As if though they understood what I was saying. I paused and stared blankly at them. The atmosphere was starting to get awkward. They were just starring at me. Suddenly they started giggling.
" Are you actually making fun of me?"
No. Asuka don't think like that. They're just 3 months old ( I think ) twins. But it felt like they actually were. Urgh, what's that smell? I tried sniffing and it definitely smelled like it's coming from their butt.
" Urgh..you guys stink..."
Their genders are revealed. One boy, one girl at the same time. They started wailing once I lay them down and changed their diapers.
Shit. What to do, what to do. I tried folding it properly, but it was the wrong way. Damn. Their voice was increasing.
"Ok! Ok! just wait!"
I took my phone and hurriedly dialed my mom's phone. Come on, come on. I can't afford my eardrums.
" Hello?"
" Mom! Do you still remember how to make a diaper?"
" What? Asuka why do you need to know this?"
" Oh you know...just a project for Mother's day. Oh Happy mother's day by the way. "
My mother kept silent for a while, trying to listen to the background. She'll definitely call me back later. Maybe later I'll get some wipes. Wet tissue wasn't really a good idea so in the end I gave them a bath. Some shampoo for infants too, don't forget that Asuka.
" You smell so much better now."
I have big hands, so it's no surprise I can carry them both together. They smeared my face with saliva and I set them back in the basket immediately. Urgh one thing I can't tolerate is having saliva on my face. Heck, I don't even share eaten or drinked before water. They were wailedg again, asking me to carry them. I took a good look and see if there's any presence of tears.
None.
Yooou smart little rugrats. I ignored them, trying to figure out a way to bring these 2 along for tomorrow. There was a thick wooden stick laying at the corner of the dojo. I decided to use them.
" Excuse me! Coming through!"
The crowd beside me avoided what was coming. I bit my lip as I heard some surprise gasps. Haha, it won't last forever, they'll be gone soon, and Osakan Peacemaker Asuka Kazama shall be back in business.
So this was how my invention seems to look like. The stick I used, I attached 2 hooks and 2 green cloths on each side. And everybody can see who's riding them at the moment.
" Enjoying yourselves?" I cried so they can hear what I'm saying through the wind.
I forgot to add. I was riding my own precious baby. Yes the blue bike with stars, with both of them over my shoulders.
I can see Lili ,Ling and Panda waiting infront of the amusement park already. And It wasn't even opened yet. Ling was the first to notice as she jumps up and down and waved at me, her hair going all helicopter blades. I guess she didn't notice, because Lili was already starring at me wide eyed.
" Hey! Since the park is still close, why don't we-"
"OH MY GOODNESS ASUKA YOU WERE PREGNANT THIS ENTIRE TIME!" Xiaoyu finally notices.
I have 2 choices. Either I ride my bike away to avoid the crowd starring at us or slap her.
" I'm SORRY. OK?" Hey, it was a shortcut. At times you can really wonder who's better. A baby or her. I apologised alot of times, but yeah, she still can't let it go. Maybe I should've warned her before-hand too.
" It hurts!" She continues weeping on the scented tissue that Lili gave her.
I rolled my eyes. Not really obvious as I was glancing down at the cafe table. We were outside if you're wondering. There's the sign that reads no pets allowed, so we aren't sure if Pandas are allowed.
"Oh Please Xiaoyu, just let it go already." Lili flipped her hair slightly. I swear she should just go for those annoying shampoo commercial. You know the ones where they untie their hair or swing their hair around, flip it and then it goes black ans shiny.
Oh right.
" Well as I was saying just now, can we go to the bank first? Cause I need to get some money and buy needed things." I picked out both their hands. They really need to stop chewing their fingers like zombies.
" But Asuka, you haven't even told us where they came from." Xiaoyu sobbed, whiping the last tear. Lili knodded, agreeing. She leaned forward and took a closer look at them.
" Do they have names yet?"
I kept quite for a while. I have no idea obviously. I slightly gave a shake, and both their eyes started sparkling.
" So which one is the boy and girl?"
"Hey, hey, no name givings. I'm going to hand them over to the orphanage after shoping for their items. The orphanage needs some donation of items when sponsoring a baby." There goes my justifying mouth. Look, I'm not up for babysitting forever. I want my training time, and whoever left them on my doorstep is deluded.
" I think this one is a girl! The one with blue eyes!" Lili pointed at him. I stiffled a chuckle.
"For your information Rochefort. This is a boy."
"...I know that."
"Then...this one is the girl? " Xiaoyu slightly poked the baby girl's cheeks. There bubbly giggles made them in awe. My light bulb lit up.
"So do you guys want to keep them? Seriously it ain't my business to take care of them anyway."
Then the glimmer in their eyes stopped. Great.
"No, I don't have much time to take care of them. They are fun to play with though." Lili said. I sighed and look at Ling in hope. I'm sure she can handle taking care of one.
"Well...I'm already taking care of Panda, so no can do, Asuka." she pouted.
So the orphanage still it was.
" You still haven't told us how they appeared."
I scratched the back of my head. Thinking of a logical way, but I guess it's logical enough. Though it somehow sorta ruins the image of my country over here. I shrugged.
" I found them yesterday night. They were dumped at my frontyard's bush. God knows who left them there."
" What kind of country is this? They dump babies on people's houses?"
"Oh shut up, don't tell me no cases like this happens back in Monaco."
She became quite. Ofcourse it happens everywhere. Geez I bet these 2 must've came from a slut or a pregnant teenager.
" Poor babies." Xiaoyu gave them a pitiful look. Panda gave a sad growl too. She stood up suddenly in a determine pose and said..
" One day when I have babies with Jin, I'll never abondon them!"
Lili and I almost wanted to puke. You see, if it wasn't obvious enough we both hate Jin. He brought shame to my family, and Lili's dad was over-exhausted from work and he stole their oil company too. To hear Ling Xiaoyu talking like that is what made us think..
She might wanna get over him.
" So seriously, girls, since non of you wanted to adopt them then can we please go to the bank and shop for them already? After that I wanted to get over with orphanage signing and so I'll have my life back."
Xiaoyu nodded eagerly, but Lili didn't. Great. What now?
She took out her white and laced wallet, and flipped out a american express credit card. " I don't think we shall go to the bank at all." she winked at me.
The funny thing is, Lili did say she was bankrupt, but she can still afford a international shopping spree card. The things you can't expect from them.
" You can use my card, but on one condition..."
( Mikihouse_ 10:30 am )
I'd love to flip 2 fingers at those gossiping housewives in all honesty. Can't they just think I'm like their babysitter or something? Well I don't blame them. They're as stupid as Ling.
" Aaaw! This would fit Golden Topaz nicely!" She pointed at a girl's set that contains fairy-ish clothing. The fairy wings looking very uncomfortable.
See?
I decided to ignore her while changing Golden Topaz's and Icey Diamond 's diaper.
First off, I seriously can't stand the names that were given. Golden Topaz and Icey Diamond? What kind of name is that? She must've named them with their eyes or something. I can give a better name than that stupid princess could. So I secretly whispered to both of them.
" You don't like that name don't you?" I pursed my lips at them. They just stared at me, with their different colored eyes.
"Guess what, I'll just "secretly" call you Raiden and Joelle. You 2 ok with that?"
Suddenly they're cheeks started going pink, and they were smiling at me, showing off a pair of gums, I felt the urge to cuddle them properly.
Then they gave me a sloppy wet kiss to my cheeks.
"Oh eeew! You know what forget it, I should just call you both saliva hands." I grabbed some baby wipes.
" What was that I heard? "
"Oh! Nothing really, was just asking them who are they're parents." I lied.
Lili rolled her eyes at me and moved on to search for more baby fashion. I pulled out a tongue behind her back before I glance back at them and they were giggling.
" Thanks. I guess I really owe you one." I said to Lili, who pretty much heard that and decides to ignore me. She knew obviously, but she doesn't bother throwing a fit.
" Now that we're finsihed let's go to the amusement park should we Xiao?"
" I thought there wouldn't be anymore time but sure!" Both of them eagerly grinned.
" Don't you think that Icey Diamond and Golden Topaz need their sleep?" I said. They were slightly drooping their eyes in the twin cart we just bought.
" ...Asuka , you're really starting to sound like their mommy."
" I'm NOT their mother." I angrily stated. Shit, maybe they're right. I tried to change the topic immediately. " Ok, so, you girls said to the amusement park right? Then let's go."
"Ok, I was just saying.." Xiaoyu pouted and followed into Lili's car.
Author's note: Nothing much to say here, but I'll insert "R & R" Please and Thank you. :D