So...that's it.
All the time Peter spent with MJ passed through his mind. Every kiss, every touch...He could just sit and think about her all day long, but he wouldn't, because someone just broke the window of his room. Peter was scared by the sound of someone invading his house, but relaxed when he saw it was just Wade. Oh well.
"Hey, Pete" Wade sit at his side.
"For God's sake, that's the third window you break in this week. Can't you just use the door?"
"Maybe, but that would not be polite of my part and...Wait...Peter, are you crying?"
"What? No...no, i'm not."
"I can see your face. What happened? Are the big boys bullying you again in school?"
"Wade, i'm 24."
"That's horrible! How can an adult be bullied in school?"
"WADE!"
"Alright, sorry. I just want to cheer you up. You look so damn sad."
Peter sighed
"Mary Jane broke up with me."
Wade put his hand in his chest.
"*Gasp* No, she didn't"
"Stop with the comedy, please."
"Who that bitch thinks she is to do that to my precious boy?"
"Wade, stop! I don't want to hear nothing funny from you, i'm not in the mood."
Wade never saw him so frustated.
"Sorry, Peter. I'm really sorry. But you can't live like that. How long have you been here?"
"Almost one week."
"What? No! Enough! Peter, you are my Robin"
"No, i'm not your Robin."
"And it is MY duty as your Batman to help you. And i know exactly how to do it!"