In Ultra Space, you see two figures. The first figure has a very thin body, with blue, yellow, and pink stripes all over his body. With his left arm blue and his right arm pink. His shoes are long as his left show has a pink ball on it while his right shoe has a blue ball on it. His shoes appears to be more as of high heels with one white ball on each shoe on the heel to help balance this figure. He also had a white ball on his chest, as his figure resembled as a clown. His hands were more as of claws with only having one claw instead of the usual two on each side of his arm. Now his neck and head is what appears to be a flower blooming but his head was way different than that. His head was a bigger white ball, that can easily disconnect from his neck. His head also had many blue and pink dots all over, with two blue and pink flowers on the side where the ears should be.
Now the second figure looked like someone more recognizable. He is a small Pokémon with a gaseous body similar to a nebula. He has two wisp-like extensions that serve as arms and an ellipse running down his body. Its front and back are black in color. He has yellow eyes and two blue cheeks. He is identified as a Cosmog.
"Hello," The first figure started. "You can call me Burst, while my friend here is Cog."
Cog waves to you. "Hello!"
"Now, before we continue this amazing story of our past, let me tell you a little about ourselves so you won't be left in the dust." Burst said. "You see, me and Cog here have been friends for Arceus knows how long, been with each other until the very end."
"So that's why I'll gladly help make his dream come true!" Cog added.
"Now what is this said dream? Well, I'll tell you. I've been watching A LOT of TPI's. Every time I see the host I would always say, 'I can do better.' This process keeps going on and on and on, until it became more than a fantasy, more than a dream, but a goal. To be placed, as the highest of all the hosts!" Burst shouted, as he raises his hands out of excitement.
"As you can see, Burst is clearly the ambitious type." Cog said.
Burst would glare at Cog, if he had proper eyes. "Anyways, with that aside, I think it's time to continue this adventure. I hope you enjoy all you see until the big debut!"
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Burst and Cog were outside a large building, as they see many legendary Pokemon and Ultra Beast go inside.
"You see that Cog?" Burst asked. "That is the almighty selection process, where the great Arceus decides who can host the next season of TPI."
"Wow, there's so many." Cog said, admiring the view.
"Why yes there is Cog, many legendaries want to take the opportunity to be on TV and torture their selected contestants , but this is where I come in, as I will be better than all of them!" Burst shouted.
"Um, Burst… you did sign up right?" Cog asked.
"..." Burst just stood there, motionless.
"... Why didn't you sign up?!" Cog shouted.
"I didn't know it was a sign up kind of thing!" Burst shouted back.
"Of course it is! It's a pretty important event! That kind of thing ALWAYS requires people signing up!" Cog shouted some more.
Burst groaned heavily and held his head. He then had an epiphany. "Don't worry my little friend, for I have an idea."
"Can I not be involved this time? Usually you're ideas results in something chaotic." Cog commented.
"Nonsense Cog, just follow me." Burst said, as they went inside the building.
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Burst and Cog looked around as they saw many legendary Pokemon and Ultra beast all over the place. Arceus made it so the extremely large and giant Pokemon shrink down to a reasonable enough size so that they don't destroy the building. Up ahead they saw a long line to a huge set of doors.
"That must be where the auditions are at." Burst saind, pointing at the big doors.
"So exactly how does auditions work?" Cog asked.
"Well, you go and tell the four judges, Arceus, Giratina, Palkia, and Dialga, of how you should be the one to receive funds for your TPI. If you give them a good pitch, then they give you the funds you need." Burst replied.
"Ah, that makes sense." Cog said.
Burst looked around and saw the Pokemon with name tags and ones that don't.
"It appears you need a name tag for proof that you signed in." Burst commented.
"But we don't have one, since we didn't sign up." Cog said.
"Ah, but that is where you're wrong. Follow me." Burst insisted.
Burst and Cog went inside the bathroom, when Azelf was close enough, Burst shouted now was the time and him and Cog grabbed Azelf. Sounds of people beating each other up was heard outside the bathroom doors, until it stopped and Burst and Cog came out, with Burst adjusting the new name tag on his chest.
"Come on Cog, you can't expect me to do ALL the work." Burst said, as he was clearing out Azelf's name and placed his own on his name tag.
"I'm a Cosmog, what did you expect me to do?" Cog asked.
"I don't know, teleport a sink on his head or something." Burst replied, before the two stopped and saw the giant long line ahead of them.
"Damn, that line's so long. At this rate, I'll lose my chance to make my show!" Burst shouted.
"Well, what do we do now?" Cog asked.
"Hmm, I have one idea." Burst replied, as he whispered to Cog his idea.
"Okay, now I know you're insane." Cog commented.
"Don't be so dramatic, it'll go smoothly…ish." Burst said. "Now go."
Cog's body brightened up a little bit as a rock was teleported and thrown at Kyogre. He turned around and saw Groudon.
"You threw that rock at me?" Kyogre asked.
"Get over yourself, I didn't threw no rock at you." Groudon replied.
"Bitch! I know you threw that rock at me!" Kyogre shouted.
"What?! Just because I'm a ground type means I would throw a rock?! Fuck you!" Groudon shouted back.
"No fuck you!" Kyogre shouted some more.
The two then started fighting as the entire line eventually went into chaos.
While the chaos was going on, Burst and Cog sneaked there way to the front of the line.
"Cog, you keep watch. If something worse than this happens or someone comes in, tell me." Burst said.
Cog did a salute. "You got it Burst."
Burst nodded and entered the big doors
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"Alright, next?" Arceus asked.
The next one who was presented to the four judges was the strangest Pokemon they have ever seen yet.
"Who the hell is this lollipop?" Giratina asked.
This got Burst mad, but he kept it in for his sake. "You can just call me Burst. And I am here to host my own show."
"Yeah we get that, but why should we give the funds to you?" Dialga asked.
"Well, let me tell you just that." Burst started. "You see, aren't you tired of the same kind of host? Tired of seeing the same sadistic minds torture innocent contestants? Well, mostly innocent. But aren't you tired of all of them being boring, hated, and downright cruel? Well, if you give me the funds for my TPI, I promise I won't do any of that. I will give contestants the chance to breath and keep their sanity, while at the same time I will make fresh, exciting new challenges. I will bring about the most exciting, worthwhile, and of course, dramatic TPI in all of history! Now, you may not believe me, you may not want to give me the funds. But, that doesn't mean I won't give up. I will do whatever it takes to accomplish my dream, my goal. So I ask you this, give me this chance. Give me what I need to make this dream a reality, so that I can accomplish my goal." Burst pleaded.
The four judges thought about it for a while. They left for a short while to discuss on the matter.
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"I don't think we should." Giratina started. "I always enjoyed the sadist hosts."
"Well I want some change for once. I say give Burst a chance." Dialga argued.
"I say give it to someone else we know more. This guy literally came out of nowhere and we don't even know who he really is. I say don't give him the funds." Palkia decided.
All three looked at Arceus. "What's your decision Arceus? Your vote counts as two." Dialga said.
Arceus gave a thoughtful pose and thought about it for a moment.
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The four judges came back to their table. "We have came to a decision." Arceus started.
Burst may not look like it, but he was very worried.
"Burst…...you will get your funds for your show." Arceus declared.
If Burst could smile, he would do it brightly.
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While Cog was watching the other legendaries and UB were fighting each other, they stopped when Burst came out the doors, with a check in his hand.
Arceus came out as well. "Thank you for coming, but Burst has been accepted the funds for the next TPI, everyone may now depart."
Cog smiled. "Congratulations Burst."
"Thank you my small friend." Burst replied.
"Wait, who the hell is burst?" Mewtwo asked.
"Definitely someone who didn't sign up." Uxie replied.
"Then… that means..." Victini started.
They all glared at Burst and Cog.
"Um, Cog." Burst started.
"Yeah?" Cog asked.
"RUN!" Burst yelled.
Soon after that, Burst and Cog ran away from the legendaries and UBs as they started chasing the duo.
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Burst and Cog ran out the door, as they were running for their lives.
"Dammit Cog! Run faster!" Burst shouted.
"I'm a Cosmog! I'm not exactly the fastest of Pokemon!" Cog shouted back.
Burst looks behind him and if he had proper eyes he would've widened them.
Deoxys was in speed form as he was chasing the duo and catching up to them.
"We're gonna die!" Cog cried.
"Not yet we aren't!" Burst assured.
Burst took out his head and held it in his left hand. He then aimed at Deoxys "You made it this far, you deserve a prize!"
He threw his head at Deoxys and it exploded on him, making him stop and crash somewhere else.
Burst's head soon came back to his original spot "There, I think that takes cares of the fast legendaries."
"Look behind you!" Cog shouted.
Burst turned around and would have widened his eyes again. Pheromosa was speeding at them like a bullet.
Burst took his head out again and threw it at her as it exploded and made her crash like Deoxys.
Burst's head comes back again. "We can't keep doing this! Cog! Teleport us out of here!"
"Anywhere specific?!" Cog asked.
Burst ducked as he almost got shot by someone. "ANYWHERE THAT ISN'T HERE!"
Cog's body glowed and he did his best as Burst and Cog were teleported away before anyone could catch them.
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Well holy shit, that escalated very quickly! With Burst and Cog having the funds for their show, what next time will be needed ta make this dream a reality?! But I wonder where they went though!
Well, these questions will be answered in the next chapter of the Origin story!
Until then, I'll see ya around, laddies!
Burst: Review so that I can stay safe in the next chapter!
