A/N: So here's part two! Thanks to GaaraPanda50 and everyone else who favorited/ Alerted! You guys rock! I hope this won't disappoint! That little scene in the beginning of chapter one, yeah... it actually happened to me. I was disturbed...

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Harry Potter and if I did, well, Sasuke would have stayed in the fucking village as Naruto's mate and Harry would have never married Ginny...

Warning: Male on Male action between two sexy beasts using two other sexy beasts for their own pleasure #smirk# and possible Cursing and the mentioning of improper wand usage. And improper behavior at other people's houses...

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Edited: Beta- MoreThanABitCrazy29

It took me a week to fully comprehend the stranger's words.

I glared at the pink-haired girl sitting in front of me, but it went unnoticed. She was too busy laughing her head off.

"Are you done," I gritted out. She wiped a tear from her eye, still chuckling before she went into a fit once more, hugging her stomach as she slapped my back repeatedly. I sighed angrily, closing my eyes briefly as I restrained myself from doing something, or saying something for that matter, I was sure to regret.

"Ok, so let me get this straight," she began, grinning as she poked my chest. "You have unsuccessfully been trying to seduce Sasuke for weeks—"

"Months," I interjected, but I was ignored as she continued.

"—And so you took advice from someone stupider than you—"

"Hey! Sitting right here!"

"—Who arranged a meeting with some weirdo with an obsession with pocky who, in turn, gave you this children's book in hopes of you rekindling your romance with Sasuke in the bedroom?"

"Yeah," I summed it up, pouting when she began to laugh once more.

"Ok, that has to be the weirdest and stupidest thing I've ever heard! Why don't you just grab the blockhead and lock yourselves in the bedroom for a weekend."

"As tempting as that is, Sasuke doesn't fall for cheap tricks," I scowled, cursing the Uchiha intelligence. It wasn't like I didn't try that anyway. I did lock us in my room once, only to frighten him away. I could clearly remember the feeling of dejection when he got a call from his older brother, simply to find out later that Sasuke had been the one to contact him first as to stage an intervention.

Sakura pursed her lips, tapping her chin delicately. I sighed, my shoulders sagging as I took out the book to finish the last chapter. The book had reminded me of the many reasons why Sasuke and I became companions in the first place, in more ways than one. Although we grew up being rivals, our relationship had evolved into something deeper and precious as we matured. We created an unbreakable bond. A bond that connected, in my opinion, our very souls.

I knew when he was miserable. I knew when he was content. I knew, no, I felt everything the bastard sensed. It was a curse just as it was a blessing.

But as of late, that harmonious connection had begun to falter. It was like walking blindly, almost as if a safeguard was obstructing my view. I wasn't sure what the Uchiha was thinking anymore. I thought since we had taken our relationship to the next level, our bond and that connection would strengthen, and it did. It was magnificent, but then, just a couple of months ago, I felt the change.

At first, I paid no attention to it. I thought it was my mind playing tricks, however, I realized soon after it was more than it what it seemed to be. Sasuke still loved me, that much I could comprehend, but why did it seem like something was wrong?

Sakura frowned, the cloud of gloom surrounding the usual loud and bouncy blond intensifying with each minute. They currently sat under one of the many bulky oak trees on campus, enjoying the very few cool breezes that pass by every hot approaching summer as they sat under the shade.

I had propped myself against the trunk, my handbag thrown unceremoniously next to my khaki clad thigh. She put a comforting hand on my shoulder, squeezing it tightly. I gave a half-hearted smile, the edges of my lips barely tilting in effort, which was why it came out more as a grimace.

"Hey Dickless and friends."

The group turned to the voice, seeing Sai smiling down on them. I momentarily forgot about Sasuke and glared at the raven-look alike. I jumped to my feet, stepping closer to the grinning teen, unknowingly walking in between the straps of my backpack, and clenched a threatening fist in his face.

"How many times do I have to tell you not to call me that! I'll have you know I have more balls than you can even handle," I shouted.

Sai, unfazed by my intimidating aura, strode backwards and tilted his head sideways, strands of onyx hair falling on his forehead with the movement, hands clasped together behind him as he leaned forward.

"That's not what I've been hearing lately. In fact, quite the opposite actually. It seems to me that you have been handling enough…balls… recently from a certain Uchiha. If I knew you had the capability to handle 'more balls' I wouldn't have minded in giving you a try."

"You asshole! What did you just say— Gah!" I yelped; my foot caught on the strap of my handbag, tripping me as I stumbled forward. I squeezed my eyes shut, waiting for impact when a pair of arms caught me easily, only to tangle my feet with Sai's in the process. He fell on his back, his arms wrapped securely around my small frame. I groaned, wanting to rub my sore ass, but stiffened once Sai rubbed my neck with his cheek, trailing his pale thin lips across my shoulder to my jaw as he brushed it with a forceful, yet tender peck.

" Mm, ready to jump into my arms Naruto?" He cooed.

"Gah! Quit groping me! Sai, you bastard, let me go!" I yelled, struggling in his tight hold, frowning at Sakura and Kiba who only rolled their eyes as they chuckled at my predicament. Leave it to Sai to bring out Naruto's rowdiness in his time of gloom.

"What's going on here?"

I glanced upwards, my breath caught in my throat at the silky rich voice of my love as I stared at Sasuke. His ink black eyes narrowed in a ferocious glare, lip curled dauntingly, showing his white canine teeth. He had his arms crossed firmly against his broad navy clad cardigan chest as he scowled precariously at the expressionless teen wrapped around my body. Kiba shrank from fear, hiding behind the pink-haired adolescent as Sakura shook her head.

"S-Sasuke! Hey, what are you doing here?" I asked nervously, gulping visibly when his glare snapped in my direction.

"Hn, I've been looking for you everywhere dobe," he replied coolly, fixing his glower in Sai's direction and growling savagely when Sai burrowed his nose into my golden hair. I shifted uncomfortably under his gaze. Although, it did make the butterflies in my stomach flutter in happiness at Sasuke's evident possessiveness. Sakura coughed, breaking the deafening silence that followed his question.

"Hey Sasuke! I haven't seen you in a while. I'm glad to see you finally decided to join us. Although, we were hoping to keep Naruto around just a little longer before you swept him off his feet, right Sai? Kiba?"

"Sakura, don't bring me into this," Kiba whispered, blanching when Sasuke trailed his glare in his direction. Sai on the other hand only antagonized the Uchiha further by grazing his lips against the nape of my neck. I could feel his mouth turn into one of his false smiles as he ran a slender finger down my tan arm.

"Yes, it would be a pity if you took Naruto away from us now after you've kept him to yourself."

Sasuke clenched his fists, his knuckles cracking and turning white.

"Sakura, Sai, you are not helping," I whispered irritably.

I was surprised Sasuke had lasted this long before he tore me from Sai's clutches and pressed me rather harshly against his side. Sasuke's musky scent filled my nostrils. I immediately wrapped my arms around his waist, nuzzling his chest as a wave of tranquility filled my being. The raven's features softened subtly; the crinkle between his dark brows relaxing.

I laced our fingers together, bringing them to my lips as I kissed each one, my lids lowering in adoration. It had been far too long since I was this close to the raven. His palms felt softer against my skin as opposed to my callous fingers. Everything about the Uchiha filled my senses. I analyzed his face, not having seen it in the past few months of my avoidance. His eyes held a sense of fatigue, almost as if he hadn't been sleeping well.

The ringtone of Sakura's cellphone shook me from my daze.

"Oh, sorry," Sakura sighed, grabbing her bright pink phone from one of her many purses. She brought it to her ear, nodding every once in a while until a secretive grin made its way on her features. She snapped her phone shut, turning to us.

"So, I just got a call from Ino that there is going to be a costume party tomorrow night. Of course, you are all invited."

Read this, Naruto, and all you have to do is recreate the magic.

"We are not intere—"

"Of course we'll go," I interjected, smiling innocently at Sasuke. This was my chance and like hell was I going to pass it up.

xSasuXNarux

"Does this make me look fat?"

"Dobe, are you seriously asking me that question?"

I twisted my body, the black robe flaring and twisting. I smoothed the material over my body, enjoying how the pointed hood fell against my back and the cape adorned my shoulders; the green fabric practically shining in the fluorescent lighting. The hem of the robe dragged along my feet, swiping across the floor as I tested it to see the possibility of tripping. The Slytherin crest nearly beamed against my breast.

My blond hair, which usually stuck out cumbersomely everywhere, fell in a mellifluous array of multiple tresses. I slicked it back, but scrunched my nose in distaste, and threaded my fingers to fix it. Sasuke sighed, rolling his obsidian eyes as he tenderly scowled at my reflection. His cheek rested comfortably in his hand, his head tilted in an angle. Large amounts of raven hair fell across his face, the round glasses he wore slipping on the edge of his nose. A terribly drawn lightning bolt stood out against his deathly pale skin on his forehead.

"I don't see why we have to go to Ino's stupid party when we can do something ourselves," he grumbled. I sighed, rolling my eyes.

"Sasuke, you've been sulking for an hour. We are going because it has been months since we did something together—"

"—Because someone was ignoring me for no reason and I don't sulk. I brood."

"And, if we did decide to do something together, you would have bailed as soon as things started getting frisk—"

And I stopped. The words just fell from my mouth, like word vomit. I had just told and confirmed to my love the reason why I had been avoiding him. I tried to evade the heated stare he sent through the mirror. I knew Sasuke would figure out the ending of my sentence. His deep voice resonated in my room when he spoke, bouncing off the orange walls in a daunting echo.

"As soon as things started getting what? Naruto?"

"When things started getting...frisky. You always left when things got too heated up. I thought you didn't," I started, swallowing as I felt myself become cold. I shut my eyes, continuing my confession and displayed the hidden turmoil that had been suffocating me for months.

"I thought you didn't want me anymore."

It was silent, almost deafening, and the only sounds heard were the laughter of Sakura and others downstairs. The rustle of clothing unnerved me and I sneaked a glance. Sasuke mussed his black hair, grumbling something under his breath. I had fought with him, or more specifically his hair, when I tried to flatten the spikes protruding from his scalp.

I had frowned and moaned in frustration, the hair not cooperating, much to Sasuke's satisfaction. He stood, the robe enclosing around his body, leaving his shiny black shoes the only part visible on his body. The hem dragged along his floorboard until he stood only a hair away. His warm breath brushed against the nape of my neck, causing me to shiver and the tiny hairs on my arms to stand.

Our eyes met in our reflection. The smoldering heat radiating from Sasuke surrounded me like an amorous embrace. I almost moaned from the sensitivity of my own body as it welcomed Sasuke's presence. The red fabric on his hood contrasted alongside the green coating of my cape. I turned, the robe twirling around and creating a swishing sound.

I lightly touched his fingers, teasing him into linking our hands together. My surroundings became unnoticeable, my focus focusing on the handsome Uchiha standing close to me. Our bodies, only an inch apart, exchanged heat as I let my hand trail up his arm. I followed my hand, my body moving on its own. My chest constricted painfully, my breathing becoming heavier as I finally felt the soft skin of his chin. I let my eyes slowly trail upwards until I met a pair of smoldering onyx irises.

"Naruto," he whispered, his face was only inches from mine and the warmth of his breath lit me up. A rush of heat started in my chest and slowly spread throughout my body. I could feel his eyes watching my every move, from the slight twitch of my lip to the way my shoulders rose and fell as I breathed. He leaned forward slowly, his hand brushing the hair out of my face.

"You've been avoiding me because you thought I didn't want you anymore?"

I didn't reply because I knew if I opened my mouth no good would come from this. I felt ashamed of course. So I just stared at his lips, puffing my cheeks as they reddened in embarrassment. Sasuke chuckled, grabbing my chin and forced our eyes to meet once more. He brushed another strand of blond hair from cheek and hardened his stare.

"It seems like you've forgotten."

"Forgotten?"

Sasuke clicked his tongue and made a small noise.

"My rules."

I stiffened and in an instant his lips were on mine. They were rough and smooth, they were perfect. He moved them around in circles and my heart swelled. His breathing was deep and loud in my ear. He retreated them, our lips making a smacking noise as I tried to capture them once more.

"It seems like I need to reteach you, my love," he whispered huskily. I shivered, closing my eyes as he grabbed my face in his palms, rubbing his thumbs tenderly against my skin. I opened them, until I stared half-lidded.

"If I want it, it's mine," he murmured, rubbing our noses together," If it's in my hand, it's mine." He tangled his fingers in my hair, massaging my scalp as he snapped my head upwards, our lips almost touching in a teasing manner. "If I can take it away from you, it's mine," he growled, pressing our bodies flush together, nipping my ear. "If I had it a little while ago, its mine." I moaned, feeling his teeth scrape against my neck and the shape of his mouth turning in a smirk.

"If I think it's mine its mine."

For a moment my brain shut down, and the pure ecstasy of our mouths dancing provocatively with each delicious smack. My arms wound themselves around his neck, submerging my fingers in his locks of hair. I mewled as my entire body was forcefully pressed against his chest. He slid his hands underneath my shirt, gasping at his light touches as they made their way up my toned stomach. I closed my eyes, desire burning in my body, fueling the passion in my heart.

"Mm..."

I threw my head back, biting my bottom lip, as my body grew hotter. I panted trying to regain my thoughts, but it was futile. The pleasure was too much. I briefly remembered our guests downstairs, groaning when Sasuke sucked at a particular sensitive area in the junction of my neck.

"S-Sasuke, we have guests d-downstairs, Ahh!"

I released another wanton moan when Sasuke continued to brutally give my neck his entire attention. My reactions seemed to amuse the Uchiha. I fumbled with the zipper of his pants, tugging them off and fell on my knees immediately. Licking my lips with anticipation, I began fondling his huge cock; the reddened member was straining painfully upwards.

"Hmm, we seem to have a big problem," I smirked, chuckling at Sasuke's weak glare.

"Usurutonkachi," he growled, and with the tender grip of his hands, he gently steered me toward the protruding organ which nested in a shrub of ink curls. As I kneeled before him like a sex -deprived slave before his master, I marveled at the size of his fully erect manhood and it's admirably enormous mushroom head. Taking his thick shaft into my left hand, I began to gently stroke his throbbing cock.

I started to torment the raven by licking the full length of his stiff shaft with my wet tongue. I tugged gently on his low hanging balls as I peered up at him, staring into his eyes with a mischievous glint as he smiled like a man who had waited so long to have me. My raven haired lover let out a long moan of pleasure, clenching his onyx eyes in need and mouth slightly open as he licked his lips only to try to muffle the next loud moan by biting his lower lip. Slowly at first, I let his bourgeon head into my mouth, swirling my experienced tongue around the head.

Sasuke, unable able to withstand the sheer eagerness any longer; put his hand softly on the back of my head, forcing me to swallow more of his rock hard shaft. With my right hand still cupping his balls, I worked my left hand in a stroking motion up and down the base of his big beautiful cock as it slid in and out of my mouth. I pumped my head up and down, changing the rhythm as I sped up. I enjoyed keeping eye contact with him as his cock continued to slip in and out of my mouth.

I could taste the delicious flavor of his pre-cum and anticipated the load of hot goo which would soon fill my mouth. His large hands were again slowly guiding me; this time to my feet. He slid the white button up shirt to my chin, groaning at the sight of my perky nipples. I blushed, trying to shrug off the robe, only to have my actions stopped.

"Leave it on. It turns me on to know our characters are actually enemies."

Translation: Rough sex.

"Oh my…! Mmn..."

"Naruto..."

He tweaked, pulled, and massaged my buds as he pressed against me. I moaned and gasped every time he did. My hands and forearms pressed against his clothed chest to support my weight. My cheeks felt flushed. I felt one of Sasuke's hands abandon my nipple and caressed the side of my stomach as he traced down to my belt. His hot breath sent delicious tingles down my back as he sucked the juncture of my neck all the while rubbing in between my legs.

"Ahh Sasuke!"

My pants were undone in a matter of seconds as he stuck his hand down my boxers. My blue eyes widened involuntarily as I sucked in a breath when I felt his hand grasp my arousal. He shortly stopped his ministrations to pull down my pants and strip me of everything until I was only in my black robe. He took off his tie and shirt, throwing them across the room until he remained in his robe as well. I stared hungrily at his naked form, having not seen it in a while.

His pale chest, sculpted in perfection, glistened slightly. The ridges on his stomach creating almost a ripple effect as he breathed heavily. His lips were wet and a red flush visible that ran from the ridge of his nose to his neck. His pupils were dilated, but one wouldn't notice unless they were close enough to see.

I blushed when I saw Sasuke lick his thin pink lips, blatantly noticing my lust. He grabbed my legs and picked me up. I wrapped my legs around his waist as I locked my arms around his neck. I leaned in to close the gap between us. He kissed my lips sensually as they moved against mine. I groaned in pleasure as I returned his passionate kiss. I ran my fingers in his raven locks, untying it from its confinement. Our breathing turned heavy as our kisses became sloppy.

The only sounds heard in the room were the sounds of our lips connecting. Sasuke licked my bottom lip, asking for permission for once, to which I happily complied. His tongue danced with mine, fighting for dominance. Of course, he won. I pulled back only to see Sasuke's lust filled expression, onyx eyes glazed over, pale cheeks flushed, and mouth bruised. I played with his hair as I teased him. I caught his bottom lip with my teeth and I pulled slightly. Sasuke's groans made me shudder in desire.

Laying me back on my bed; he grabbed my legs, spreading them wide open so he could shift comfortably between them, as I wrapped them around his waist. I pulled him even closer to me, closing the remaining space. With his sweaty fingers massaging my wet and hungry hole, he told me through a smile and husky voice, "Mmm…You don't know how long I have yearned for this."

As his large mushroom head entered me, I let out a cry of utter please. My ass was tight and Sasuke was taking his time, gently working his cock deeper into my ass as I gripped his waist even tighter with my legs. I heard him grunt and gasp as he tried to pass through the tough ring of muscle before he easily slipped in.

"Heh, one would of thought Draco would be the one topping."

"Shut up dobe, not in this fanfiction."

Slowly, ever so slowly, his hot, rigid cock began working its way in and out of the length of my ass. With each hard thrust, our connected bodies provided a pleasurable friction. I began breathing hard, scarcely able to contain the sheer pleasure of what was happening to me. Finally, I cried out, "Fuck me Sasuke! Please…Oh god, Ahh, fuck me harder!"

Sasuke was beginning to gain traction from the red quilt as he rocked off the balls of his feet, thrusting deeper and deeper into my tight hole in a way no man had done before. His glasses askewed with the movement until I pushed them backwards.

"Leave them on. It turns me on to know our characters are actually enemies," I smirked, licking the scar on his forehead. Sasuke groaned in response, picking me up with my legs still wrapped tightly around his waist and my arms now around his muscular neck and shoulders, he carried me over to the wall and placed me against it. I securely held onto him as he began to fuck me against the wall.

He used the wall like sustenance of sorts to fuck me incredibly hard. I screamed out again, head thrown back and tears of pleasure threatening to fall from the corner of my firmly closed eyes. I didn't care if everyone in the neighborhood heard my shouts or cries. I didn't care if Sakura and everybody were downstairs because all I could focus on was the burning passion of being connected with Sasuke.

"Fuck me Sasuke! Don't stop! Nnn…Please don't stop!"

Sasuke, although in top physical shape, was tiring. He carried me back over to the bed and resumed our first position once again. With each long thrust, I felt a release of all the pent up frustrations which he held inside over my being a cock tease to him for so many months. As he rammed his still hard cock up my ass, he grabbed the back of my hair, pulling it toward him as if to say: You're mine.

As he turned onto his back, he thrust me on top of him and I knew my duty was clear. I mounted him, grabbing his manhood that had slipped out, tracing the oversized vein up the length of his shaft with my finger, and guided it up into my gaping hole. As he lay back, covered in sweat and a practically gratified smirk on his features, I began mercilessly thrusting myself up and down the full length of his magnificent cock as he rested with a smile from ear to ear. I moved my hips up and down the length of his cock in a faster pace, the headboard of my bed thumping rhythmically against the wall.

"Oh god! Ahh, I-I'm coming," I screamed out as he grabbed my thighs stopping my tantalizing movements. Instantly, I felt the hot ooze of his gooey load filling me up. I moaned throwing my head back and digging my finger nails into his shoulders; I felt so good. His massive seed was now inside me.

As I dismounted him, he immediately pulled me into his arms and embraced me. No words were spoken as we cuddled. I rested my head against his wet chest, closing my eyes and breathing heavily from our lovemaking. We were both drenched in sweat and very exhausted. As I caught my breath, I turned upwards, finally noticing Sasuke's fingers stringing themselves in my moist blond hair. He kissed my forehead, smiling warmly as he nuzzled my hair.

"Mm," I purred, causing the worn out Uchiha to chuckle. He brought our bodies closer, disregarding the fact that we were sticky and wet. He murmured softly, "Don't ever say I don't want you because I'll always want you."

"Then why—"

"You had been complaining about how we had been having nonstop sex which we will resume due to your stupid fretting."

"What? Stupid?"

"Didn't we buy wands for our costumes? I know a spell that we can use to… replace one of those vibrating toys you like so much."

"Huh? W-Wait! What are you doing? S-Sasuke, wands are not used for shoving Ahhnn—"

xSasuXNarux

Sakura smirked, her glass making a clinking noise as it connected with its counterpart. The sound of a bed creaking rhythmically sounded throughout the house. The color drained from Kiba's face, grabbing onto his stomach as he weakly glared at the pinkette and hooded figure.

"Why couldn't we have left? Now, thanks to you, I'm going to have nightmares!"

"I'll make it up later, sweety."

"Indeed, my idiot brother and his idiot finally got it out of their systems. I was tired of hearing them bitch about each other," the hooded figure said gruffly.

Neji stood, bringing Gaara with him, and sent a deadly glare at the two smirking people seated comfortably on Naruto's couch.

"I dressed in this ridiculous costume, forced by you two, just so I can hear Naruto and Sasuke have sex?"

"Hey! There's free food." Ino chirped from the kitchen, giggling as she pressed another morsel of chips into Chouji's mouth. Neji glanced at Gaara who only glanced at him and nodded.

"Fuck the food; I'm using one of Naruto's rooms. If anyone asks, tell them we're busy."

"I'm going to go…watch," Sai chirped emotionlessly.

The next day, I found everyone passed out in my living room and three soon-to-be –deceased boys laying on one of my favorite beanie bags.

I actually found this a challenge because I was stuck in a lot of places. I've read many fanfiction and there are some incredible writers on this site so I feel like this is nothing. But you guys are amazing and encourage me to keep on writing even when I feel like I write like crap.

Please review, it makes me happy lol

I have a ton of oneshot ideas, some influenced by pictures from Deviantart, but if anyone wants me to write one I'll gladly do so!

I want do a GaaraxNeji and KyuubixMinato one shot, but I don't have any ideas... And I also want to do a YukixKyo yaoi or ZeroxKaname yaoi... Which one should I do?