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The first thing Kurt felt when he woke up was a pounding in his head that made him think the Blob had used him as a door mat. Opening one eye he saw that he was not in his room but in the infirmary with Evan sitting in a chair by his bedside.
"Look whose finally up" he joked when he saw Kurt staring at him.
"Vhat am I doing here?"Kurt asked as he sat up, regretting it a moment later when his headache doubled. He felt bandages as his hands went to his head. "Better yet how did I get here?"
Evan blinked several times before answering. "Man. You don't remember? You got KO'd by a muffin and the thrower practically renovated the kitchen to include more windows, without glass"
Kurt's eyes snapped open as he remembered; he had told Kitty that she could not cook to save her life then on the way to the cupboard to get the cocoa powder he felt something hit him in the back of the head and everything went black.
"That's not all man" Evan continued "'Cording to Rogue she tore apart her half of the room before Auntie O managed to persuade her to let off steam in the danger room"
Kurt sat dumbfounded. He knew Kitty could throw a temper tantrum over things she could not do, but this took the cake. Or muffin he mentally thought.
"I know you tend to bug one another playfully" Evan said, so wishing he could say flirtatiously instead but figured he would let them work it out themselves. "But what did you do to upset Kit so bad she goes on a rampage?"
Kurt was saved from answering by the arrival of Hank McCoy.
"Ah! Our saviour awakens" he chuckled as he looked over Kurt's injury "Apparently you prevented Kitty from killing us via food poisoning"
Evans jaw dropped "You mean to tell me you told Kit she couldn't cook? Man you've gotta be part cat 'cause no one's ever told her she can't do something and lives to tell the tale about it"
Kurt nodded remembering the time Kitty nearly broke Evan's legs when he told her she could not skate board or roller skate. He was saved by Kurt popping up in front of her then disappearing with her, apparently dropping her off in the pool diverting her anger onto himself.
"Well whatever the case I suggest you make peace with her before the next group danger room session" Hank said as he removed the bandages from Kurt's head "Apparently, with Logan absent, Charles is bringing in some extra help for the next mission. Whatever it might be"
Kurt nodded before teleporting out of the infirmary and beginning his search for Kitty. He first checked the danger room for her, then when he could not find her there he checked her room only to find Rogue cleaning up the mess her roommate made. After checking all of her favourite hangout places he decided to quickly pop into his room to grab his uniform only to find the girl in question.
Kitty, still in her Xmen uniform, was sleeping peacefully on his bed oblivious to all around her. He noticed that Lockheed, a little stuffed animal he won for her in carnival a few weeks after they became friends, was firmly wrapped in her arms making him believe that she went by her room on the way to his.
Kurt was torn between watching her sleep and waking her up. He unhappily chose the latter and reached over to shake her gently. Kitty stirred but rolled over to face away from Kurt. Kurt sighed before grinning mischievously as he lay down on the bed beside her. He then wrapped his arms around her small frame his hands going straight for her soft spots whilst his tail attached itself to her upper leg.
Kitty screamed in surprise at the sudden wake-up call before laughter took over her vocals. She desperately tried to escape from her attackers clutches forgetting all about her powers before she managed to turn around and began to attack him. The fight finally ended when the two of them fell off the bed but landing back on it thanks to Kurt's quick reflexes and teleporting.
When the two regained their breath Kitty got up and left for a quick shower whilst Kurt headed for his cupboard to get out his uniform. Before he could open it he felt two arms wrap around his waist and someone kiss the back of his head where he was struck by the muffin.
"Thanks for being honest with me" Kitty said before giving him a quick peck on the cheek.
When Kurt turned around she was already gone, probably through the floor. He chuckled as he rubbed the spot that she kissed hoping beyond hope that, despite the pain, he had to stand up to her again.
People do crazy things for those they love he thought as he resumed what he was doing before he was distracted.