Pirates of the Kargol sea
The Lemurian disaster story. The most screwed up story here. Also the last of my fictions who sill feature guns. Guns do not belong in stories they belong in Gun stores. (or maybe not)
I dont owe any of the characters in here and specially not Golden sun
As Poseidon the Lemurian gurdian sank down under the water, grining in pain. From a kick in the cross. Felix raised his sword victouriosly, proud over his partys powers.
They sailed calmly into the cave, that would take them to the city. After looking at the teenegers and Piers for a second Kraden jumped up.
"Shebas missing!!" he screamed in fear.
Piers looked around in the cave and said. "No shes just Down as always." He then started to pull a rope that was hanging of the ship.
After about an hour of pulling the rope they finally saw the downed Sheba.
"You see i tied a rope around shebas foot all the time to make sure its easy to get her back every time she falls of the ship." Expliend Piers
Sheba was ressturected and they got of the boat to enter Lemuria. but before they had gotten anywhere they where attacked by a heavy armed pirate crew.
cpt: Jack Sparrow, Cpt: Hock and cpt, Picard appers.
Hock casts Wrath of the hock king
But it has no effect on anybody
Sheba casts Spark plasma
Jenna casts Cycle beam
Felix attacks Picard
Piers use oil drop
Jack sparrow jumps up and begins to make a comical speech
Sheba, Felix and Jenna falls asleep.
But it has no effect on Piers
Picard use Laser gun, but badly fails at aiming and shots of Hocks second arm.
Cpt: hock as deafeted.
Jack atacks Piers with Epic sword battle.
Piers and Jack are locked in an Epic battle. Jumping up and down the mast and doing great ninja moves.
Sheba casts Condem on Picard
Cpt: Picard was deafeted
Felix enters the epic sword battle
Cpt: Jack sparrow was deafted
"How the heck did they got in here" said Piers looking paranoidly around. "And i also tought there could only be one pirate captain."
"Yes but we have reunited under the banner of the Pirate king now" said Sparrow. "Under his command we shall take all the gold in the world."
The pirate king that word ran through all of there minds and one name soon apperd.
Isaac whisperd Felix trembeling with fear.
Out of no where a voice spoke. "Get ready for truoble."
"Dubbel trouble" said another voice.
"Make it tripple trouble" said a third voice.
"For god sake Ivan you arnt any trouble for anyone" said the first voice again
"Mia of course." said a fourth and girly voice.
"Can we just go and kill them now" spoke a last voice harshly.
Isaac, Garet, Ivan, Mia and Saturos appers.
Ivan/Sheba casts bind on each other.
Jenna casts Circle beam
Ivan was down
Saturos casts pyroslam
Sheba was downed
Isaac/Felix casts revive
Sheba/Ivan was revived.
Piers cast megacool on himself. And he disappers into nowhere.
Isaac use shot gun .
Mia use Machine gun.
Saturos use revolver.
Felix, Jenna and Sheba was downed.
Piers appers again now looking like he just entered the Matrix
Isaac /mia /saturos fires again, all the bullets fell on the ground powerless.
"I am Piers and im the key" Piers said happily.
Garet uses bazooka
Piers was downed Felixs party has been defeated.
Isaac let out a victourious howl.
"You seriously think you won yet" said kraden and appered armed with a shamans rod.
Kraden appers
Kraden attacks Ivan
Ivan was downed
Satorus casts volcano
Kraden was downed.
"I be up in a second" Kraden said and used water of life on himself.
"Good that means you can walk the plank" said Isaac happily.
Later on the Jolly Roger.
Felix/Jenna/Sheba and Piers are tied to the mast, while Kraden is forced up the plank by Garet and Satours. The entire crew was loughing all evil then Kraden was forced to the edge of the plank.
Kraden tried to have a speach to save his life. "Save the drama!" said Isaac and used move to push Kraden of the edge. Kraden fell into the water and started to swim to a pier.
"Man this is boring said Ivan and used carry to carry Kraden to a rock spike in the water." Kraden made one last scream before he was pierced by the rock spike.
"Hey let us go Isaac we only want to see this legendary city." Said Sheba. She was a second later slapped in face by Satouros and Ivan, both saying that Isaac is called Pirate king now.
"Well let me interduce you to my crew" said Isaac. "lets see you already meet my captains." Sparrow and Picard raised their hands, Hock tryed but he had no more hands.
"My friends say hello to the Seawolfs the Litivas competiton in the Crapvision 2008." The Seawolves started to sing their retarded song Wolves of the sea.
"Shut up screamed" Isaac. "You of course already know my second in command man Saturos." Countiued Isaac. as Satouros bowed ironicly.
"Actully i have never seen that guy" said Piers and got slapped by Ivan.
"its Saturos to you jerk" he said.
"that dosnt hurt midget man" said Piers back to Ivan.
"And this is Mia and thats Garet and i see you already meet midget man here." Ivan fell on the deck crying. "sorry Ivan but you ruined my presentation." said Isaac.
"hmmm and yes last and least is Alex the deck washer. Alex held up a mop as a hello. Thats my entire crew" said Isaac happily
"We are the pirates of the Kargol sea those who dont fear us has never heard of us. we have come here to find a legendary tresure Sparrow told me about full of old indian gold coins you guys wanna join?"
No way i know how people treat pirates said Piers, but the rest of the party tagged along. Leaving Piers still tied on the mast the pirate crew expect Alex start makeing their way into Lemuria.
They walked undisturbed until they was spotted by two people gurding the front gate. "Hey are you the people who slew poseidon? couse we will reward you greatly if it was you."
Ivan cast sleep and all of the guards fell asleep. The crew countinued into Lemuria. Then they reached the fountain a Piers uncle come to greet them.
"Alms to the poor? i can polish your shoes or do anything you ask for." He looked totally miserable and really drunk.
"Well i give you a bottle of rum if you show us to the castle of this dump" said Isaac. Not inpressed by Lumerias awesome structers.
The castle was right infront of them so all the rum was wasted away but only Saturos cared.
Then they entered the castle they saw what would be a true horror. In king Hydros chamber the king himself, Lunpa and Conservato was standing under a banner that sad, Lemosha. The king carried a guitar and Conservato sat behind the drums and Lunpa stood with the bass next to a microphone. All three of them of them where bare chested and in a cage next to them stood Hammet looking really scared.
One two three four screamed Lunpa and the band began to play. It was destructiv music with really sucky lyrics.
Im a pedofil and i love Babi Started the lyrics
Cheack out this freak riff its fucking raiping Screamed Lunpa while Hydros made a solo and run up the wall and keept playing his solo standing in the air.
Im a pedofil i can do what i want Lunpa kept screaming and approched Hammet. I will have no remorse, and will enyoj your pain little one.
Conservato stopped playing the drums and teleported next to Lunpa, the drum sound kept going anyway. Hydros jumped down and landed next to Conservato.
"This is pretty fucked up." said Felix "lets just get the grind stone and run for it."
"I couldnt agree more" added Ivan. The crew picked up the grinding stone and made a run for it.
Hearing despart scrams from Hammet as they kept running to their boat. They quickly picked up the boat and left Lemuria. Leaving Piers still tied to the mast of his own ship.
Directly then they reached open sea another ship apperad chasing them. "What the hell is that ship" said Isaac watching at it gained lengths upon them.
"Ohh thats just the flying dutch commended by a Davy jones who wants to kill me." said Sparrow. As the Flying dutch started to fire cannonballs against them.
"Garet!" screamed Isaac "Take care of it." Garet took his rocket luncher and fired a rocket right into the mast. they all smiled then they saw it fell into the water, until Sparrow said that the dutch goes faster with no sailis. They watched in fear as more cannon balls throwed onto the deck killing several random losers that not was part of the crew or ever had been there before.
Saturos where the heck did they come from? asked Isaac
"I got them with us in case we got into situations when someone needs to die." Came the answer.
"Mia freeze the sea behind us so it cant get us." said Isaac loughing at his genius.
The flying dutch couldnt move behind them at all and it defetny couldnt fly. " you guys realise that now they will realise a giant fish creature called kraken at us" said Jack
" we have already killed a kraken so this cant be hard now that we have so many more with us." Ivan said looking quite glad as he stretched his arm muscle.
" i belive this one is a little bigger" said Saturos as he watched huge tentacles rise all around the the ship. He pulled through his revolver and fired desparet shot in the tentacles.
The tentacles raised up all around the ship ignoring the gun fire from the crew. Isaac watched in fear as hook swong both his hooks into a tentacle and got stuck on it throwing him all around. untill it crushed him against the mast
" Jack do you have any idea how to take care of this?" asked Isaac desparatly.
Garet poked his shulder and whiperd " Jack sparrow has already left in the row boat. " Isaac enraged with his shot gun shooting about a 100 bullets in a tentackle whilout it even caring.
cpt Picard was pierced right in the torso by a tentackle, spilling his blood all around the deck. Alex grabbed Picard who whispered
Plese heal me I cant sleep
Thought i was unbreakable
But this is killing me
Alex throwed Picards body over the deck screaming something about how long it would take to clean up on the deck. Alex was however hit by about a hundreads of bullets from Mia screaming that he just had killed her greatest love. Alex body feel over the deck after Picards.
Isaac saw how the front of his ship was pressed down in the Krakens mouth. Saturos Garet Jenna use some damm fire psyenergy on it kill it.
Saturos turned his head shoking " we are right above mercury lighthouse we are all to weak to do anything about it." Stating at what apperad to be the top of the lighthouse about 30 meters under water.
Isaac shocked his head damm global warming. Ivan feel with the sea wolves right into Krakens mouth. " get a grip every body and fire down what ever you got"
Felix notcied how sheba feel down the creatures mouth and shocked his. He grabbed his sword and said heroicly "Mommy i popped my pants" as he jumped after Sheba into Krakens mouth
On the deck Jenna was shaking her head reamnbiring that Sheba still was tied to a rope ganging down the back of the boat.
They watched how more and more of the ship was pulled down the Krakens mouth. Jenna had spent her tim drawing Sheba back to the part of the ship that hadnt been swallowed yet.
Reamnbering she actully hated Sheba for the classic Madra blushing scene. (Who all mudshippers and flamesshippers had been trying to cower up for years now).
she cut the rope and heard a satisfieng scream.
It looked like it was the end for all of them but in a desperet hour Mia throwed out hover jade making the ship fly. The Kraken was pulled up the sea as the ship it despratly hanged on hovered hundres of feets above the ground.
Isaac feelt how all of them lost their pysenergy and a fall back into the water would mostly likely kill them all.
" i have an idea" screamed Garet and put four mars dininjs on standby.
This was bad realised Isaac and Saturos who both jumped the ship falling down hundreds of meters instead staying on a ship. The ship and Kraken was hit by a huge meteor killing all of them instatly.
Isaac and Saturos swam in the water below desperatly grabbing planks from the destroyed ship. as they both had found something they could use as a wraft.
Somehow a huge ship appeard and Karst and Agatio throwed down a rope ladder. Isaac and Saturos climbed up the big ship.
" ummm how did you guys got this ship it looks english and theirs a bunch of people chained under the deck" said Isaac looking at the english flag.
" well since we couldnt find some guy named Isaac who killed my sister we got this job to transport slaves from Gondowan to Madra. Babi pays alot you know Isaac" said Karst happily.
Isaac nodded and from that day he stopped being the Pirate king to become Isaac the slave transport king.
A fine finish incomming
Piers stood stil tied to his ships mast, then he heard foot steppes in the cave. King Hydros Lunpa and Conservato came into his view.
Piers looked happy " finally you guys came to relasse me. i been here for hours they left with the jolly roger. hey no need to hug me. wait what are you doing christ save me no"
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
The end? circle what you want
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Character comments.
Isaac: thats right all who plays Golden sun fears me
Saturos: Actully i ate what remained of Menardis body
Lunpa: Come here children dont be shy
Hammet: shake shake shake
Ivan: I aint weak short or boostfully cast spark plasma and finish the comment section.