1. I shall not tell anyone about 'the list' ,nor dispose any of its contents.

"What are you two up, too?" Their brother, Chris Rodriguez asked intently peering over

Connor's shoulder.

"A list." Connor replied redundantly.

Chris smirked and pulled it out of his half-brother's hands. "150 things I'm not allowed to do at Camp-"

Bang!

Chris fell face-first to the ground like a stone, revealing Travis standing behind him merely equipped with a frying pan. "Juvenile… but effective." Connor commented.

2.I will not ask Pollux how his brother is doing.

"Hi Pollux," Thalia greeted her old friend. "How's your brother?" Oddly, Pollux ran off crying. "What did I do?" Thalia asked no one in particular, when Travis whispered something in her ear. "You're cruel!"

3. Do not tell The Aphrodite Cabin that Clarisse is prettier than them.

Connor snickered watching the Aphrodite cabin, so stuck-up, putting on too many layers of make-up. "Puh-lease," He sneered. "Clarisse is prettier than you."

Suddenly, Connor had to brace himself for the beating of a life-time.

4. I shall not run through capture the flag games screaming, "FOR NARNIA!"

The red side- The Huntress of Artemis, The Athena Cabin, The Ares Cabin, The Poseidon Cabin (party of one), and the ever-so-large Hermes cabin- got ready to prance on the rivaling blue side. This was fierce. The Aphrodite cabin was ready to rip hearts out after what Connor had said to them on top of their hatred of the Hunt. The strategy- There was no strategy. Just one simple raid, ambush them. Clarisse raised her spear in the air, and they all shouted; "FOR NARNIA!"

5.Correcting Clarisse is not a good idea.

"Where's seaweed brain hiding at?" Clarisse , daughter of Ares, asked Annabeth chase.

Annabeth rolled her eyes, and corrected her. "Don't end a sentence with a preposition."

Clarisse snickered, and smugly responded. "Where's seaweed brain hiding at, bitch?"

6. I will not steal Percy's Minotaur horn, tape it to my forehead, and run around saying I'm a unicorn.

Grover was prancing around like crazy singsonging, "I'm a pretty unicorn! I'm a pretty unicorn!"

Campers laughed, and laughed until Percy came out, and said. "Is that my minotaur horn?" He exclaimed. "What the hell Grover?"

Grover snickered, and whimpered. "This is not Grover. This is Kevin, the reed-playing unicorn."

7.Percy's nickname stands as it is, Seaweed Brain, not Shark Boy.

Percy leaped from the water, and did a double- back flip onto the dock. He slapped his palm to the side of his ear attempting to get water out of his ear.

Thalia clapped, and shouted, "10 points to Shark Boy!"

8. Do not judge a cabin by the color of their hair, but by the content of their brain

"So as you see to convert the factors in parthenthees to a trinomial in decreasing order we take the factors, and use the FOIL method to-"Annabeth was teaching Algebra I to the seven year olds of the Athena cabin.

Didn't Annabeth know how to have fun? Percy rolled his eyes. "Dumb blondes…" He snickered.

Suddenly, a dozen pairs of grey eyes were murderously looking at him.

9. Despite Her temper, Annabeth's nickname is not Lava girl.

"PERCY, YOU INTOLERABLE PRAT! NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I BEEN SO OFFENDED! DUMB BLONDE YOU DARE TO CALL ME! DUMB BLONDE?"

Percy immediately interjected , "Okay, cool it, Lava girl."

10. I will not tell Annabeth and Percy to get a room."

Travis on-looked the fight of Chase and Jackson. "Oh, Oh! You're telling me to cool off! My foot wrote a book it's called on the road to in your ass!"

Travis snickered. "Get a room."

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