Chapter 2: Lesson 1-Don't let your curiosity get the best of you!
Rate: T... Maybe T++++++ XD (There is 3 things in here that are probably the closest thing that I will ever write that is really close to a 'M' rating)
Genre: Humor, friendship, and Romance
Characters: Pretty much everyone you saw in the anime. Well... Not all of them.
Pairing: All27 (Get to voting~)
Mangopudding- I got your votes! You can vote for more than one person~
Soul Varzy-Thanks! Thanks also for reviewing~
bloody silver- I mean who wouldn't?! Everyone loves Uke-lious Tsuna~
BrokenBlackCat- Secret-nee-chan eh? what a cute nickname :) Neko-chan thanks for reviewing! Lol I know, I did Chapter one yesterday night so I wasn't thinking straight. Even with the excuses XD lol! I'll use 'Brother Complex Radar' for that XD! Lol but wouldn't 'Brother Complex Radar' work perfectly great for Giotto? LOL great idea! I'm keeping G's name as Gretel~ Thanks wish me luck! Edit: YES! I was able to get him to get away from me~ I'm so happy~
Aira-Chama- I know~ I got confused as well XD~
DoctorChopper- Lol, a fellow reviewer suggested me to keep G's name as Gretel and having his parents wanting a baby girl instead of a boy~ so yes! Thanks for helping anyway~ oh and nope! It's not Basil but your close~
PetiteSkylark- ill be using your idea for the uniforms!~
Tuna-Chan- OMD(oh my dude!) great idea! Thanks for the idea! XD, this is going to be funneh~
Saruko-lol, I don't mind if you 'stab' perverts~ lol in fact, I should do that as well~ but instead I'll use my super sharp pencil that way it can't be taken away from the teachers.
1827= 2
R27= 3(WHY NOBODY LIKE REBORN?! But this chapter will have RebornxTsuna~ Reborn has my Vote so now it's R27=4)
G27= 5
0027= 1
8027= 1
7227(HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?!)= 1
A27 (AlaudexTsuna I think?)= 1
Secretly: Hey guys~ I uploading sooner than later and I hope you guys like this! By the way, this chapter might be shorter than the first chapter. Sorry about that then. Decided to keep G's name as Gretel, the uniform will be said later on in the chapters and the school will be in Japan. The first part of this chapter is a bit angsty but later will be all humor and stuff like that. WHY YOU PEOPLE NO VOTE? See yah down below.
THANKS FOR VOTING~ CONTINUE VOTING~ PM OR REVIEW, EITHER IS FINE! Now on to the story~
-People's point of view-
They didn't know what came over them after seeing what was in front of them. A boy, that just fainted before, is NOW HUGGING ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT PEOPLE IN THE SCHOOL! And guess what? That boy called Giotto 'Giotto-nii-chan! So does that mean they're brothers or something? But ignoring the fact that the boy called Giotto that, they now focused more on the petite boy's looks. They didn't see anything before due to the baggy hoodie.
The boy in their eyes was a bishouen. In fact, if it wasn't for his flat chest, he would have been mistaken as a beautiful girl. But even without that, he was a beauty. His brown locks of gravity-defying hair somewhat not the size of Giotto's but more like his other younger brother (hint hint), accompanied with a heart shaped head, chocolate-doe-like eyes which glistened with tears, porcelain-like skin, with a cute button nose and pale pink lips in which they subconsciously bit their own lips.
But something moving caught their eyes... Something black... Something black and furry... Something black, furry and long. And it was attached to the lower boy's back. Jaws dropped when they realized what it was. And it seems Giotto noticed it too.
-Giotto Point of View-
I was surprised. Really surprised. BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT I DON'T MISS MY VERY CUTE TSU-CHAN! No, not at all. It was like slow motion like in movies when couples the rain trying to get to each other and hug. But this was different, the cute little Tsuna back then, became this... Bishouen! NOW THIS MEANS BOYS WILL MOLEST MY TSU-CHAN! I frowned. I will not let boys do that to my Tsu-chan! Now where did I place my tazer, duck tape, rope and chainsaw?... wait, oh yeah, i'm not allowed to use my chainsaw... OH! They never said anything about my machete. Now where did I put that thing? My eyebrows furrowed in confusion and lack of remembrance. My Tsu-chan will still be a virgin! But what if Tsu-chan already lost his virginity to a wolf?! NO! NEVER! Tsu-chan will still be a virgin! Tsu-chan will still be a virgin! Tsu-chan will still be a virgi- hey what's that? I noticed something Black, furry and long moving behind Tsu-chan while I'm hugging him. I removed my right hand and moved my hand towards it. As my hand got closer, I prepared to grabbed it but abruptly, it twitched a few times before Tsu-chan in my arms jumped away and backed away in fear... Why?
-Tsuna's point-
My tail suddenly twitched and I knew what that meant. I jumped away in fear. That hand that cause me pain, torture and never ending experiments on me. All because of that... NO! Giotto-nii will not hurt me! Never...
-Normal Point-
The people In the classroom were surprised. No not because of the black thing on Tsuna's lower back but because he jumped away from a hug! Everyone loves hugs! Right?! Eh... Forget you guys. Lol just kidding. But because he jumped away from Giotto! Tsuna realized his actions and blushed. The people were surprised at what happened next. Tsuna had bowed down and stuttered,
"I-I'm s-s-sorry Gio-nii." Tsuna fumbles with the hem of his hoodie and his face was flustered, tears at the corner of his eyes and with a quivering pout on his face. The boys suddenly felt their face hot, Giotto with stars in his eyes thinking 'Kawii, Kawii, Kawii, KAWII-' and two certain pineapple heads smirking evilly.
"U-umm..." Tsuna mummbled. Gokudera snapped out of his trance and the first thing he saw was two stupid, perverted pineapples smirking evilly.
"STOP LOOKING AT JUUDAIME STUPID TWIN PINEAPPLE BASTRADOS BEFORE I GET MY DYNAMITES AND STICK IT DOWN YOUR THROAT!" Gokudera warned the two perverts who were now snapped out of their trance. In which both of them twitched at the nicknames. (At whatever what cost, the Mukuro brothers are not twins. I repeat NOT TWINS. If so, the world would have ended by now.)
"Kufufu~ forgot you were even here Dog."
"Grrr-"
"Nufufu~ I have no interest in him."
"Then why were you smirking then? Oh, wait don't tell me.
You were thinking about little boys to molest you PEDOPINEAPPLES!"
"*Gasp* How dare you accuse us like that!" The brothers yelled with a fake hurt expression but somehow this got Gokudera to scowl. Suddenly one of the brothers disappeared.
"Nufufu~ Plus your too cute to be a guy~" Daemon whispered seducing Tsuna in his ear and also blowing into it (Cat ear, they know). This caused Tsuna to squeak loudly while redding also causing the rest of the people in the room to snap out of their trance.
"T-th-that's n-not t-t-true! I a-am ve-very man-ly!" Tsuna stuttered while pressing his hands on his ears, flattening it and still with a red face. He then remembered he was often mistaken for a girl when he was 'there'.
"Kufufu~ You are really cute~" Another voice said in his other ear. Tsuna turned his head and saw red and blue. He was hypnotized. Deep colors and mesmerizing. He was about to go in a trance if it wasn't for the hand on his back going south.
"W-wha-what ever d-do y-you m-m-mean?" Tsuna asked as he took a step forward avoiding the intruding hands. He walked over to the wall next to a window.
"Your really are that innocent are you? Nufufu" Daemon appeared in front of Tsuna, a finger on Tsuna's chin and lifted his chin up to face him. Daemon smirked when Tsuna blushed red and was stuttering to say something. He started bending his head down, preparing to take Tsuna's Virginity... Lip Virginity. (XD lol bet you people thought that~ dirty people dirty~) The people who practically are (over)protective of Tsuna was now getting mad, people who fell in love with Tsuna was also mad and a certain child also mad because they took away his 'Tsu-nii' away from him.
Suddenly a Click sound went off with a flash from outside the window. Everyone turned their head and saw a girl dangling from two classes above them (XD class is on the 13th floor, The girl is dangling from the 15th). Around her waist was a rope that held her from falling down. Her hair was black, had blue eyes and had light skin. She had a camera in her hands with a line of blood going to her forehead. She took of the camera from her eyes, to her chest and smiled. She tugged on the rope around her waist and it pulled her up. The last thing that they saw was her hands going to her cheeks and she was whispering 'Yaoi~ Kya~'. (Random OC from a reviewer who guessed the mystery person is.)
After that, it was an awkward silence that fell in the room.
"Now... Where were we? Nufufu" Daemon bend down once more to reach Tsuna's soft... pink... Obsoletely cute lips that most boys want to just ravish and make him their own.*
"Don't even think about it Pineapple bastard." A menacing voice threatening Daemon behind him. Daemon smirked. Who had the guts to speak to Daemon like that? GIOTTO that's who! When he saw it was Giotto threatening him, he started sweating. Especially the things in Giotto's hands.
A tazer... rope... duck tape... And... A FREAKING MACHETE! Who is he? JASON?! Is it Friday the 13th already?!
"What do you think your doing herbivore." Alaude and Hibari warned at the same time, in their hands were their weapons. Gokudera had his Dynamites out with Yamamoto his Bamboo sword, Chrome with a trident, Lambo with a pink grenade, G with a bow, Asari with a Katana, Knuckles and Ryohei with gloves and Lambo with horns on his head. While Daemon and Mukuro were backing away.
"Chrome how could you! Betraying your brothers like that!" They both accused of their younger sister. While Chrome was pretending not to hear them as she looked outside the window. Gokudera made an advance forward. Mukuro saw this and decided to annoy the hell out of Gokudera. After all, if your mad then your emotions get the best of you and messes you up when your fighting.
"Kufufu~ I'm going to wipe your hair on the floor so hard that its going to look like Edward Cullen." Mukuro Insulted Gokudera who twitched at the insult. (I don't know okay! Gokudera's hair is silver and sliver is Shiny! So shut up! Pun intended.)
"OHHHHHH! Apply cold water on the burnt area!" The crowd yelled.
"Bring it on! I'll wipe the floor with your pineapple hair so hard that its going to smell like pineapple fresh." Gokudera insulted back.
"OH! Somebody call the fire department cause you just got burned!" The crowd... Again.
"Oh yeah? I'm going to take a picture of your hair and show it to the Octopuses and tell them that I found their long lost brother."
"OH SHIT, HE'S ON FIRE!"
"Psh. I took a picture of your hair and the pineapples were so jealous."
"OH SHIT, HE FELL IN A VOCANO!" (XD lol)
"Kufufu, I'll put you in a world filled with me in it."
"BITCH, I'll burn you with my dynamites!"
"OH yeah!? I'm going to stalk you when your sleeping, place you in a bag, leave you in a abandoned alley and let the rapist out there to rape the fucking hell out of you so hard, that you wouldn't be able to feel your buttocks for year-"
"U-u-umm..." All heads turned their heads to the voice. They saw the cutest thing ever. Tsuna with him blushing furiously his arms, which were covered with the sleeves covering his hand, to his chest and he was avoiding their gazes.
"JUUDAIME! HOW ARE YOU?" Forgetting about the fight, Gokudera ran over to Tsuna who was terrified by the stranger. I mean, who doesn't get scared by someone who randomly runs over to you and calls you a name that you never had?
"W-w-who are yo-you p-pe-people?" Tsuna asked out of curiosity. Ever heard of 'Never talk to strangers' Tsuna? The people felt stupid. I mean seriously, ever since he woke up, they never told him their names.
-Tsuna's point of view-
"Oh right..." A man with pink? Red? Hair said as he smacked his forehead with his palm. The man with pink hair came up to me with his hand reached out.
"Names G."
"G? That's a weird name. Is it the first letter of your name?" I asked with me handshaking him. Suddenly the man in front of me became gloomy. 'Eh? Did I say something wrong?' I thought worriedly. I wouldn't want to make someone sad due to me.
"Yeah, it is." This G person answered.
"Yeah Tsu-chan! His real name is Gretel!" Giotto-nii also answered. Suddenly the people in the background except for Alaude-San and Hibari-San started laughing.
"Is-isn't *laugh* Gretel a girl's name! Nufufu~" The same man who said I was 'too cute to be a guy' said. He started laughing so hard with the other guy who said I 'was really cute' too.
"Oh Gretel, Gretel won't you come here darlin'~" The same boy who called me 'Juudaime' said with a old-lady's voice with his hand reach out in a manner telling G-San to go to him. G-san started becoming red, darker than the color of his hair. I started stuttering, I didn't want fights to happen! It all happened because of me! That stupid question I asked! Before G-San could punch them, I did something that came to my mind,
"That's a pretty name G-San." I said as I wrapped my petite arms around his waist. I couldn't reach my other hand, so I pouted. So I just grabbed on to his shirt. I saw the body movements and it showed that G-San turned his head to look down at me. I looked up with a smile. But for some reason G-San became red, like tomato red! 'Is he sick?' I pushed him down gently as possible and it took everyone by surprise. I sat on his stomach and pressed my forehead against his with a pout on my face. 'No, he's not sick...'
"What are you doing Tsu-chan?" Giotto-nii asked me. I lifted my head up to answer,
"He had a red face so I thought he had a fever."
'K-kawii... So innocent' everyone thought.
"Tsunayoshi, he doesn't have a fever, he's always like that." Alaude popped out of no where and lifted me off him. As he did so, I nodded my head. G-San also stood up and brushed off his uniform. He walked away avoiding my gaze and walked next to my brother. 'Does he hate me?' I mentally asked myself. I started to have tears in the corner of my eyes.
"Ahaha! My names Asari. Ugetsu Asari. Nice to meet Giotto's other lil-bro!" A man with black hair and dark eyes said next. I turned my head to him.
"Nice to meet you too." I replied back.
"Knuckle is my name. That is Lampo. It's ultimately a pleasure to meet you!" A man with dirty honey colored eyes and dark brown almost black hair with a strip of bandage over his nose introduced himself and a boy with light green hair and electric blue eyes with a small black lightning bolt symbol near his right eye. 'Those are some weird names but i shouldn't talk. My name sounds like a fish.' I thought to myself.
"Likewise."
"Daemon Rukudo." The man with the dolphin hair said with nii-chan behind him. I never knew how he got that machete, tazer, rope and duck tape. I wonder how he got it out of no where. Is it magical? *Gasp* no way!? No, back on track!
"JUUDAIME! My name's Gokudera Hayato!" The same boy who called me that introduced himself with much enthusiastic-ness. But I couldn't help but ask,
"Why do you call me 'Juudaime'?"
"Because that was the tenth fight I had this week!" Gokudera-kun said with much pride. I don't think that's something you should be proud of...
"My turn ne? Yamamoto Takeshi. You can call me Takeshi!" A boy with dark hair and brown eyes answered my past question. He seem very much cheerful. But from judging from his smile lines, it seems he fake smiles at times. Why? I frowned but quickly returned to my small smile and nodded at him.
"C-C-Chrome Dokuro..." A pretty girl said. She somewhat had a pineapple hairstyle like the other two. Maybe their siblings? I smiled at her and somehow her face turned red and she turned away. Why does that keep on happening?! Did a disease spread throughout the school? (Of course, it's called 'TsuOkeliousosis'. It's symptoms are, you may blush around him, get hot, get horny or probably feel your pants tighter than before if you see a certain Tuna-fish.)
"GYAHAHAHA! IT'S FINALLY THE GREAT LAMBO-SAMA'S TURN! Lambo-San is my name." The same boy that was thrown into me answered next. I smiled at him and searched through my pockets. I felt their eyes on me but I was too busy looking for something. 'Ah. Found it' I took out a lollipop. Grape flavored actually. I bent down and gave the lollipop to Lambo. I patted his somewhat Afro hair as he looked at me. I smiled at him.
(People's point: As Tsuna smiled at the snot-cow, they swore they could see flowers behind Tsuna. It somewhat made their pants become tighter...)
"GYAHAHA! You shall be Lambo-san's nii-chan and Lambo-san's servant!" Lambo commanded me. Not that I minded. I loved kids and some how they love me too. I couldn't help but laugh and nod. My laugh resounded all 'round the classroom.
(People's point: Tsuna's laugh was very cute. It was as if the spring wind went through, passed through the trees and passed some chimes making their soft tone resound all 'round, echoing.)
I stood back up and dusted my pants.
"Kufufu~ my names Mukuro Rokudo but you may call me, 'my honey~'" I snapped my body back from surprise but way too fast. Everything happened in slow motion. Before i knew it... I fell out of the window with a crash.
"TSUNAAA!" I heard my brother yelled. Is this the end? Really? But then I remembered what cats could do. I instinctively twisted my body so that I could land on my legs but before I could fully twist, I hit my arm on a sill outside of a window. *Craackk* Okay that was a crack. And that was a broken bone. I bit my bottom lip from yelling out. Is it the end for me already? I could feel i was getting closer to the ground. I closed my eyes and prepared for the worst. Next thing I knew was I fell on something firm and it had a cologne-ish smell. I opened my eyes and saw black.
-Normal View The people in the classroom-
It was like slow motion... Nothing but something to happen. Everything became a haze... Everything around them became a bur... As they tried to save Tsuna from falling from a cruel death... But they were too late.
"TSUNAAA!" Giotto yelled out with an expression that held malice and absolute horror that happened before his eyes. He ran to the window but was being held down by G and Asari.
"LET GO OF ME!" Giotto commanded. This was not the time. His little brother fell out of the window and they're trying to hold him back! Foolishness! Even though Giotto commanded that, they didn't listen. What if Giotto tried to commit suicide. I mean who wouldn't try to do it after seeing their beloved little brother fall before their eyes. But Giotto got out of their grip and tackled Mukuro to the ground.
"IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU *PUNCH* TSUNA WOULDN'T HAVE *PUNCH* FALLEN OUT!" Giotto blamed Mukuro as he punched Mukuro on the face. Mukuro's face was pretty much bruised right now. Everyone tried to remove Giotto off Mukuro (even though he deserved it) but Giotto had a tight grip. But this is where his friends come in. Alaude tackled Giotto away from Mukuro, Daemon kept Mukuro away from Giotto, Knuckles took Giotto away from Alaude's hands so that Aluade could cuff him so that he couldn't hurt anyone and G and Asari took hold of both Giotto's arms. But he kept on struggling.
"Giotto, listen to me." G said as he let go of Giotto's arm and let Knuckles take his spot. G took hold of Giotto's face and forced him to listen.
"G! G! G! Tsuna c-c-could b-b-be d- *SMACK*" G slapped him on the face. Giotto felt it and returned to normal. If it wasn't for that bitch slap to the face, he would have been traumatized.
"Giotto, listen to me okay, Listen to me. Tsunayoshi is not dead."
"N-NO YOUR LYING TO ME!" Giotto said as he tried to struggle out of G's grip on his face. He won't believe it. His brother just fell out of a 20 story high building on the 13th floor! Who in the fucking hell cannot tell if someone did not die from that height!
"GIOTTO! I AM NOT FUCKING LYING TO YOU!" G yelled causing Giotto to shut up.
"... Okay. Fine."
"Look Giotto, as much as I believe that anyone could die from this height *cue the horror look on Giotto's face*, if you look down the window, you will not find Tsuna there." G explained causing a confused look on Giotto's face but there was hope. G nodded to Knuckles and Asari to let to of Giotto and they did. As they let go, Giotto ran to the window and G was right. Tsuna was no where to be found. Like when he fell, he just... Vanished. Giotto looked at G for an explanation as G sat on a seat near him.
"Look here. Gokudera get me a white board." G asked Gokudera who scowled but compiled. After all, this has something to do with his Juudaime.
"Yamamoto, get me a marker." Yamamoto laughed freely and complied as well and gave G a pack of washable markers. G took it from both of them and went to work while everyone watched. He drew with green, brown and black markers. He drew a tree with the bark as brown and the leaves as green, drew a brown cat falling from the tree and black arrows around the cat. And under the cat was the same cat but landed on it's paws. He showed them the drawing.
"Cats have natural instincts. After determining down from up visually or with their vestibular apparatus (in the inner ear), cats manage to twist themselves to face downward without ever changing their net angular momentum. They are able to accomplish this with these key steps:
Bend in the middle so that the front half of their body rotates about a different axis than the rear half.
Tuck their front legs in to reduce the moment of inertia of the front half of their body and extend their rear legs to increase the moment of inertia of the rear half of their body so that they can rotate their front half quite far (as much as 90°) while the rear half rotates in the opposite direction quite a bit less (as little as 10°).
Extend their front legs and tuck their rear legs so that they can rotate their rear half quite far while their front half rotates in the opposite direction quite a bit less.
Depending on the cat's flexibility and initial angular momentum, if any, the cat may need to repeat steps two and three one or more times in order to complete a full 180° rotation.**" G explained while pointing at the drawing on the board, pointing at each but 'some' people did not understand half of it. Gokudera saw this and decided to say it more in a shorter way,
"Since Juudaime 'has' cat features, I am sure that he used them naturally to land safely."
"Was that EXTREMELY REAL though?" Ryohei half-yelled, half-asked.
"Haha! Maybe so~" Yamamoto grinned as he answered.
"Wait... Did Tsu-nii have them before?" Lambo asked out of curiosity. I mean... It's not like it appeared out of no where, right?...
"You know... As a kid, I never saw the cat features on Tsu-Chan's body. I mean I would know, I've seen his body." Giotto answered not really paying attention to what he said while the boys heard it. And boy did they imagine it and felt their pant tighter than before.
"That's a pretty cat G-San." Chrome complimented as she bent down to look at the board more clearly. But somehow this cat kinda looks familiar...
"GYAHAHA! You *points at G* servant! Draw Lambo-san a cat like that!" Lambo ordered G while laughing. Seriously, who does Lambo think he is? Lambo-San that's who! G snapped out of his la-la-land, while G's right eye just twitched because of the cow-kid. He never liked Lampo's nephew. But somehow he could never bring himself to hate him.
"Heh herbivores." The Hibari brothers pretty much insulted the people who were looking at the drawing. Shows how much they look herbivore-ish. But they never admit it but... They thought of Tsuna as a little animal.
"Maa Maa~ nothing wrong with looking at the board right Knuckles?" Asari said looking at Knuckles while he said,
"ULTIMATELY true! It ultimately looks like Giotto's lil-bro!"
... What? What did Giotto just hear? That drawing looks 'ultimately like' my 'lil-bro'! Giotto squinted his eyes and saw it was true. But like the animal version of Tsuna. It was a brown cat that had somewhat that innocent look on it's face and its brown locks all over the place. Giotto cracks his knuckles (no pun intended) as fires (imaginary, it's so hotttt!) appeared behind him.
"Looks like him eh?"
"Yare Yare." Lampo said as he looked at the scene before him; Giotto was scaring G, Gokudera and Yamamoto were fighting (Gokudera mostly while Yamamoto laughs), Asari was trying to calm Giotto down, Knuckles and Ryohei were having an ULTIMATE/EXTREME fist fight, Daemon and Mukuro were in the corner sulking cause they got yelled at before with Chrome watching them like hawk but a timid one, Hibari and Alaude was hiding somewhere so that they could 'cuff/bite someone to death' and his nephew was laughing around throwing grenades.
"So are we going to find that kid or what?" Lampo asked them through the noise but somehow they heard it. They stopped and nodded to each other.
"G, Asari and Lampo goes with me to the ground to look Around. Knuckles, Alaude and Daemon go to the lower floors. Alaude, i trust you keep them in other. At. All. Cost. Gokudera, Yamamoto and Lambo go to the middle floors. Chrome, Hibari and Mukuro to the highest floors. Chrome, your in charge of that group. Don't be afraid to slap, punch, kick or smack them with your hand, fist, foot or trident." Giotto ordered like a true leader as everyone nodded while Chrome's teammates was glaring at each other but later quitting it because Chrome had pinched them. Giotto nodded at Alaude who somehow appeared with a box in hand. Inside were different colors of the rainbow walkie talkies. Everyone took one and they looked at Giotto for instructions at this mission.
"Use this walkie talkie when you get a glimpse or found Tsuna to talk to us. If you break it you deal with Alaude and it's coming off your Allowance (They have allowances cause they live in dorms)." They shivered before saluting and heading off with their groups.
"Hopefully... Tsuna is safe. Lets go!"
-Reborn's point-
Reborn was walking down the walkway not caring if He was late for class. After all, He was the teacher. Reborn smirked knowing what would happen when he comes back to class. A whole lot of ass whooping thats what. He took a drink out of his espresso in his hand that he had gotten from a nearby cafe. 'God this espresso is horrible'. He cringe at the taste. Reborn would have thrown it away by now but he needed something to calm his nerves. Apparently this morning, a stupid lackey dropped his espresso on his hat. And no body gets away with that. As he continued walking, Reborn noticed something on the ground. It was a shadow and it looked like it was falling. Did someone fall or something? Reborn looked up and he was right. It was a body. He was going to ignore it cause it happens but something... Like a force (THE FORCCEEEE!) was bringing him, telling Reborn to catch that body. Slowly his body walked on its own, walked... Then ran.
He caught the body just half way to the ground. He lifted the body up and noticed it was a boy. A bishouen at that. His heart-shaped face, porcelain skin, pale pink full lips, long eyelashes and a petite body that boys shouldn't have. The boy opened his eyes and Reborn saw brown... Brown chocolate. They stared into each other's eyes for a minute before the stranger in Reborn's arms yelled out in surprise.
"HIIEEEE!" A girly one at that but it seemed it match him.
"Damare Dame-Tsuna." Reborn said still looking at the stranger in his arms. Said stranger squeaked in surprise. After all, it's not everyday you crash out of a window, land into the arms of a stranger and the stranger saying your 'dame'.
-Tsuna's point-
When Tsuna opened his eyes, he met with black. A man with a handsome face and curly sideburns at the side with a fedora on his head. He had a dangerous aura radiating off him like cologne even though he was wearing some right now. He was sharp and clean. A manly man, that's for sure. A man that many women would swoon for. Bet cha all the women practically worship the ground he walks on. Suddenly their eyes clashed before a minute crashed, Tsuna yelled out his signature scream. A girly one at that.
"Damare Dame-Tsuna." The man said in husky which surprised Tsuna. After all, it's not everyday you crash out of a window, land into the arms of a stranger and the stranger saying your 'dame'.
"H-h-how d-d-do y-you kn-know m-my na-name?" Tsuna asked with a stuttering voice but it seemed to annoy Reborn.
"Stop stuttering or I'll drop you." Tsuna nodded harshly but causing him to flinch because his left arm hurted like hell. He bit his bottom lip to ignore the pain in his arm but it did no good. Tears started to form at the corner of Tsuna's eyes and it seemed that the stranger carrying him noticed.
"I know your name because I know." The stranger said as he started walking up the walkway into the building. They kept at a comfortable silence but Tsuna was feeling bad. A random stranger and they're helping you for no reason.
"So dame-Tsuna how'd you get your arm broken?" The stranger asked snapping Tsuna out of his thoughts. When he looked up, he saw the handsome face of he stranger looking at him causing him to blush. Which the stranger caught and gave a smirk which also caused Tsuna to blush 20 shades of red than before. (So many hawt men!) Tsuna looked up still blushing and saw the stranger with all his smirking glory. Damn that smirk.
"I cra-crashed thro-through *cue glare from Reborn* a window and I tried to twist 180 degrees so that I can land on my feet but before I could, I hit my arm on a sill outside of a window." Tsuna answered and stopped stuttering when the stranger gave him a glare.
"W-who are you?" Tsuna asked still not knowing what the stranger's name was. Maybe his name will match him?
"Reborn." Yup... Matched him. 'I guess he's not a man with many words...'
"Um… It was probably you that saved me right? T-Thank you."
"Who'd you think it was?" Reborn said with an amused voice as if laughing at him. While Tsuna just pouted as Reborn continued to walk.
"Aren't you courteous? Saying that to someone who had second thoughts of not saving you back there."
That made the brunet pause. "Oh…"
"Didn't think much on that, did you?"
"N-No."
They still walked in silence but technically, Tsuna was still in the arms of Reborn so it was just him walking. But there was no need for that. After all, it was his arm that hurted not his legs.
"Are you going to be carrying me the entire time?"
"Of course, idiot."
Tsuna grumbled, pouting at that. Looked like he won't be on his feet anytime soon, not that it bothered him. But his legs were starting to feel numb.
He began shifting his position against Reborn's firm chest so that he felt comfortable but slowly and voiding his left arm so that it wouldn't be hit.
"Comfortable?" He said with a husky voice as it somewhat made Tsuna blush before nodding. He looked up to see the mans face once more before his eyes darted to the man's curly sideburns. Each step Reborn took, the more it bounce, not missing a single beat. It somehow made Tsuna to giggle.
"What's so funny dame-Tsuna." Reborn asked his eyes darting from the hallway to the kid in his arms. Tsuna just shook his head lightly as a reply. He giggled lightly before stopping and sighed. Tsuna stopped looking at Reborn's face and looked forward. He noticed that they were getting to closer to the only door on this floor. He turned his head to look back and saw no other doors. As they got closer, Tsuna saw the engravings on the door. It had said 'Emergency. Nurse's Office'. If that didn't get his attention, the red hospital sign behind the engraving certainly did.
Reborn removed one of his arm, causing Tsuna to place his only good arm around Reborn's neck for support, to open the door. He left the door opened as he walked inside. It was pretty clean as a hospital should be. On the left was a cabinet full of medicines. On either side of the cabinets were smaller sized cabinets and desks. 2 desks to be exact on each side. In the middle were some measurement equipment as such. At the right were some curtains with beds. There were exactly 5 beds. At the far-est right, there was another cabinet above a desk. And next to the desk were two chairs and a trash can. It was pretty big and filled much of this floor. A typical (rich) nurse's office.
Reborn headed towards the beds and placed Tsuna there while he went to the left to get some medicines. While he was off, Tsuna looked around while the door suddenly opened. Just right when the door opened, Reborn came back with a bag and carried him princess-styled again surprising him at the rush.
"Why are we leaving so fast? Was that the nurse?" Tsuna asked Reborn.
"Yes that was a nurse but a pervert at that."
"Wait~ Cutie pi-*slammed into door face first*" Tsuna sweat dropped at that. Why is there a nurse pervert here at school. Judging by how deep the voice was, it was a man at that. He turned his head back forward noting that they were going up the next floor.
"What class you in kid?" Reborn asked.
"Um.. X-D." Tsuna answered with uncertainty because of what happened to him before. While Reborn lifted an eyebrow before smirking.
"Perfect." 'This is going to be interesting.'
They got closer X-D class as Tsuna looked around. It was weird. I mean, those people inside were crazy and loud. Now it's all quiet. 'I wonder what happened?' Reborn came to a stop and saw the wall. He had a blank look but his aura that he was radiating off right now did not say blank! Oh, someone's going to pay hell. Instead of opening the door, he stepped through the rubble and walked through the class to the front of the class.
He sat down on the chair behind the desk In front of a board with Tsuna on his lap. This somehow got him to shift around while Reborn placed the medicine bag on the desk. Tsuna took interest as Reborn took the bag and practically threw out the things inside onto the desk. After doing so, Reborn took hold of Tsuna's waist and shifted him so that Tsuna could face him. What an awkward position. Tsuna blushed furiously as Reborn's dark eyes observed his left arm. But Reborn saw him blush and have a mental smirk.
Reborn took his gaze off and looked through the medicine on the desk. Pills of pain killers, pills of numbness, a bottle of water, a roll of surgical tape and a pack of ice. He opened the bottle in silence as Tsuna watched. He took out a pill of pain killer and a pill for numbness and ready'd the tape.
"Open your mouth dame-Tsuna." Reborn commanded Tsuna. But Tsuna didn't complied, he hated those pills. I mean they're freaking huge! How are you freaking suppose to swallow them without biting them!?
"Or I can force your mouth to open and use my own to push it down there." Reborn suggested while Tsuna stuttered to say something. This made Reborn chuckle. While Tsuna was still stuttering, Reborn took hold of the bottle and the pills and dropped it in there with some water. Tsuna swallowed hard. He never liked those pills. He glared at Reborn but it in his eyes it looked more like a pout.
He felt the medicine taking place as the pain in his arm disappeared momentarily and it became numb. He looked at Reborn as Reborn took hold of the tape. He took one end and rapped it around his arm... Fully... And somewhat badly done. Once he was finished, Tsuna's hand looked like a mutated mummy's hand. Tsuna's sweat-dropped as he looked it before looking at Reborn who looked away. Tsuna did the last part and took the pack of ice and placed it on the covered area.
"Are those real?" Reborn asked as he pointed at the cat ears on Tsuna's head. I mean who wouldn't notice that?
"Uh... Yeah... B-but please don't touch it!" Tsuna begged while Reborn chuckled. He took out his hand and patted Tsuna's head causing Tsuna to purr. He smirked when he heard it. Like a servant purring for it's master. Suddenly, Tsuna's face got closer to Reborn's face as he continued to purr. Reborn stopped smirking and his eyes darted to Tsuna's pale pink lips. He started getting closer but before that happened, a crash fell through. Another broken part of the wall broke. Tsuna swore he saw Reborn's eye twitch. Many people came through but the first one had silver hair.
"JUUDAIME! There you are! We were looking all over fo-!" Gokudera stopped greeting his Juudaime when he noticed the person next to his Juudaime. He froze at the certain smirk.
"Ahaha~ What's wrong?" Yamamoto came next but pretty much oblivious at what's going on.
"Did you find Tsu-chan?!" Giotto came next with G, Asari, Alaude, Daemon and Knuckles while Chrome, Lambo, Hibari and Mukuro came next. They started asking questions but froze when they noticed Tsuna was sitting on someone's lap. All hell broke loose... But it came back together when they noticed who it was. Reborn.
"Now tell me, why did you break another part of the wall than it already was?" Reborn said with a sadistic smirk on his face promising hell for those who did it. He looked at each of them while they all pointed at each other, blaming one another.
"HOW COULD YOU GRETEL! YOU TRAITOR!"
"I NEVER BROKE ANYTHING! AND STOP CALLING ME THAT!"
"IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT YOUR PARENTS WANTED A GIRL!"
"KUFUFU! THIS STUPID OCTO-HEAD STARTED IT!"
"WTF! YOU PINEAPPLE BASTARD! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO THREW ME!"
"Maa Maa~ don't blame anyone~ you guys are all at fault."
"ULTIMATELY please don't /EXTREME FIGHT!"
"GYAHAHA! YOU SERVANTS, BOW DOWN TO HE GREAT LAMBO-SAMA!"
"Yare, Yare"
"Nufufu~"
"I'll cuff you to death"
"Annoying herbivores."
"M-minna-San *blush*"
Yup, blaming one another. Giotto took notice of their position once more again and fumed.
"What are you doing to my Tsu-chan Reborn!?" Tsuna saw this and didn't want Reborn to be in trouble. After all, he was his savior. While Reborn saw something moving and reached to grab it.
"I-it's n-not li-like th-that nii-chan! Reborn s-sav- Nyahhh~ Ah~"
*Cue silence and smirk from a certain curly sideburn person*
*FOOSSHHHH! Blood-loss*
Secretly- Oh hey, look at that. This chapter is longer than the first chapter. I hope you guys liked this chapter and maybe review and please tell me what you thought on the burning each other with Mukuro and Gokudera. Now it's time for the new sic-com/Question corner!
~Neko-Sen Corner!~
Tsuna: K-Konichiwa minna-San~ I am Sawada Tsunayoshi but you can call me Tsuna! And this is Neko-Sen Corner! Aka NSC.
Gokudera: Go Juudaime! *Cheers* Gokudera Hayato. Don't say my first name if you don't want a dynamite so far up your ass *glare*.
Yamamoto: Maa maa~ Yo! Yamamoto Takeshi! *smile*
Chrome: C-chrome Dokuro... *blush*
Lambo: Kimi wa dare da? Boku wa Lambo! Boku wa dare da? Kimi wa Lamb-
Gokudera: NO BODY CARES!
Lambo: Damare Tako-head!
Gokudera: WHY YO-
Ryohei: EXTREMEEEE! SASAGAWA RYOH- *broke the camera*
-Buzzing sound as the T.V finally turned into darkness-
... The director checked the camera, poking it not once nor twice but thrice. And it still didn't work.
"OKAY! Who gave the fucking microphone to Ryohei?!" The director yelled. The staff looked around and shrugged their shoulders.
"I specifically said not to give it to him! Calm down, Director, calm down. *breaths out* Great... BOB!"
"Yes ma'm!" A man with slicked back hair, a white dress shirt and some jeans came up to the director with a cup of coffee. He gave the coffee to the director who gave it to Gokudera who was just walking by. Tsuna who was backstage on his chair sweat-dropped at what was happening in front of him. Yamamoto was singing around, Chrome was blushing around people who were talking to her, Lambo was yelling around telling the staff 'to give Lambo-san candies!', Ryohei was being yelled at the second-in-command director in which he yelled back and Hibari and Mukuro were no where to be seen.
Now back to the director and Bob.
"Get a new camera and replace the broken one! And MAKE SURE that no one gives a fucking microphone to Ryohei! I don't care if it's funny, lets see how fucking funny it is when the camera comes off your paycheck!" The director threatened as Bob harshly bobs his head and ran off giving orders to the staff who was just standing around. After a few minutes, Bob came back with a new camera and placed it where the broken one was and took it away and gave it to a staff member. After giving it away, he gave the Director a salute before heading off. The Director turned her head to the actors and nodded her head. The actors took this chance and went back on stage.
"Get ready for lights! Camera! Action!" *Lights goes on and the T.V is back to normal.*
-Back to Neko-Sen Corner-
Tsuna: U-umm.. G-gomena for that inconvenience.
Ryohei: Gomen. Sasagawa Ryohei to the extreme!
Gokudera: Thank god! You could have blown my ears off.
Ryohei: Nandato Tako-head!
Gokudera: You heard me Turf-Top!
Tsuna: HIEEE! Gokudera-kun!
Yamamoto: Maa Maa~ it's all fun~
Tsuna: *sigh* yeah it's all fun and games until someone gets hurt.
Voice #1: Get back here pineapple pervert.
Voice #2: Kufufu~ not in a million wait, a trillion years.
*Mukuro appears on stage with Hibari chasing him with his Tonfas out*
Chrome: Mukuro-sama. Skylark-San
Mukuro: Call me Mukuro Rukudo Kufufu~
Hibari: Hibari Kyoya. Say my first name and ill bite you to death.
*Mukuro and Hibari goes back to running*
Tsuna: *Sweat-drop* U-uh...
Director: Tell what's this is about!
Tsuna: oh yes! Neko-Sen Corner is a...
Gokudera & Yamamoto: Sic-Com and a...
Chrome & Lambo: Question Corner where you can...
Tsuna: Ask questions and we will answer it *smile*
Lambo: Bow down to great Lambo-sama! You! *points at you readers* Servant, bring Lambo-San candies!
Yamamoto: That was so random XD
Chrome: so weird...
Gokudera: As if you could talk.
Chrome: *glare*
Tsuna: P-PLEASE REVIEW/VOTE ON FLUFFY PAIRING! AND PLEASE DON'T FORGET TO GO ON SECRET-CHAN'S PROFILE AND VOTE ON WHO TO REALLY KISS ME! HIEEE! Why did I say that!
Director: We don't know why but there was already one person who voted and they voted on Fon... Anyway!
Secretly: Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. But read my fanfic and review maybe?
*Note: I have never intended Daemon to almost kiss Tsuna but it happened. But Reborn's was planned.
**Thank Wiki for this!
Title preview of the next chaper
Chapter 3: Lesson 2-Do not accidentally moan when here are others around you!
Tempted yet? See you next time on...
A NEKO'S SENSITIVITY!
-Secretly DD
(OH AND PLEASE GO TO MY PROFILE AND VOTE ON WHO YOU WANT TO KISS TSUNA FO REAL. Yeah people, i used 'fo real' in that sentence. PLEASE PLEASE VOTE FOR THE FLUFFY PARTS AND THE PERSON TO KISS TSUNA FO REAL)