Hello, two people that are reading this! For those of you who are utterly confused by the first chapter, you will be with this one as well! This is a parody, a work of fiction for laughs. Enjoy: ckapter 2: frendz2.0: s'exyyyy! shouted cofargrius s'exy called out ye and cofagrzuz wuz like "orgrenisha gut ito shrek's gun stshj agen! on no)):((((((( so s'exy went to go ko ogrenisha and ogrenisaa uz like hai gayt awey frum mee laddy. S'exy picked up a desert eagle to duke it out wit haer sun, orgenisha. Orgenisha was armyed wit a maycro smg with a silencerand a camo tit and a ak dat went a bangabanga bum..ancf just when s'exy fired, kool aid man jumped fro da window along wit micheal bay zo there wuz a explosion~~michealbayexplosivesinc.~~kool aid man killed micheal bay then by usin poison kool aid and he wuz like u cant maek shit moovies no more dododo hed and he wuz loling and postin a pic to tumblr and den kool aid man put ogreisha in a head lock and said put the micro down so he did and kool aid man was then registerd as a kied predater so he aint allowerd witin 200ft of a chuck e cheese or toys r us who is u aks s'exy " I be food coloring and sugar" he said and ima bout to drug u butth ahh sed s'exy orgenisha was driving a raced car through a meth lab when he ran over walter white and he was like "i got ebola :(" when larry the lobster appeared and he wuz like do u even lif? Orgenisha just ran him ova and then he made it to da back of the meth lab and he saw thomas the tank engine and the wiggles making a deal. Immediately thomas pulled out a mini gun and fired away, an dubstep music started playing. The wiggles combined intoi steve jobs combined with kim kardashian. Steve kardashian's ass served as the shield of thomas the tank engine, cuzz dat ass be meaty dough. Ogrenisha summoned the true power of friendship and conducted a "whop wore it bezt!" pole and he used the power of twho the hell carez to kull steve kardashian. Meanwhile s'exy had on a oculus rift, and wuz playing a boob squeez sim called "Booby Battlez Collection MILF TittieS wet and milky edition" wherfe he wuz usin a winnie da pooh expansion pak so he wuz squezin pooh's man tits and he wuz fappin like oh gobyyyy eventuallyt s'exy cummed on the oculus rift and it had a bab=y named bob saget. /transfer to real life in shrek's pov/ cheezcake, beer, and smelly shitz are wha make me happy sed shrek while he was sitting on cole. They were watching jersey shore, shrek had to get drunk to kep himsev entertan. He wuz drunk textin his frendz pussy in heels and he texed "im one sharpie away fum bein a crazy cat laddy" and then he shat himself he thenordered cole to clean the shat wit a unused tampon so cole hasd to kinda vcacum igt upp. Orgenisha then cam in the rom and wuz like "mom some oen be at da dor" shrek the sweared in latin and then cryed abut the endin to his last movie. When shrek answerd the door, thewe stud a jehoves witness who said"do u be gotten time to bive us ur cesh today? Shrk then saht on these people and the shat ran down der facs. The 2 pdeps there dthen wre consumd in piss yelow, and they transformed into bloody, and bloody's coluch, and than whut loked like sanic the hedghug came flotin down frum the hevens like ba jammy jam and when he got down next to bloody and the couch, he split into 3 theree people: sanic the heghug, bob saget, and jello, bllody and his couchs child. Bazinga chezcake yelled shrek