Thwack!

"wake up!" kyubbi snapped

naruto woke to see a tall woman with golden skin and brown-red hair and Burgundy eyes straddling his waist ;while eating applesauce.Naruto tried to will down the blush over his features.

"wh-who the hell are you and why did you slap me?"naruto stuttered out completely forgetting last night while trying to reach the kuni behind his pillow.kyubbi just glared at him like he was an idiot. naruto brought his hands back down to his sides.

"I'm a fairy and i slapped you because you were dreaming about kissing Gai" kyubbi said with her grin growing to show her fangs.

"Nooooo! kami the mental image please make stop!" naruto screamed in agony trying to screaming in agony while unsuccessfully trying to scratch his eyeballs out.
"fairy-thingy make it go away" he said while over-dramatically running around the room.

" there's a fairy here? Where?" kyubbi said taking off one of her shoes and looking around.naruto stoped beating his head against the wall to look at her.

" Aren't you a fairy !?" naruto yelled ready to tear his hair out.

"pff no you actually believed that I hate those prissy little bitches,kit."kyubbi said putting her shoe back on

"oh...Kyubbi!!" naruto rubbed his head feeling a little slow .

" about time and your supposed to be a ninja"kyubbi said throwing her bowl at him laughing as it hit next to his head on the wall.

" now common change we have to go see the Hokgae Ramen boy unless you really want to start a new trend with those pajamas." kyubbi said as she got off and walked out to the bathroom.

"okay, we can go but when the black opps come.I never met you!" naruto yelled at the door trying to quickly get into his jumpsuit.

"awww you don't mean that naru-kun." kyubbi yelled opening the door and steeping out lightly

"Barbie eat your heart out." kyubbi said fiddling with her hair.
naruto looked to see kyubbi waring along sleeved fish net top over a tight black tang top finishing off with a pair of black shorts and ninja sandals.

" you look pretty ;but whose barbie?" naruto said tying on his head band 'more like you'd eat her heart'

'naruto i thought you'd like to know i can still hear your thoughts.'

"oh."naruto said looking away

kyubbi chuckled "just come on"

With a poof a cloud of smoke appeared behind Tsunade's desk startling the sleeping Hokgae.

"Billy goats! I me- I mean i wasn't sleeping. Tsunade yelled startled while trying to desperately to fix herself.

"Baa-chan It's just us." naruto said starting to ponder the connection between billy goats and Tsunade. she turned her chair around preparing her self to scold naruto for being rude.

"who this gaki?"

Is kyubbi going to live? why was Tsunade dreaming about billy goats? The world may never know. till next time:the only, kei