A/N: This is now a COLLECTION (ooooh ahhhh) of one-shots from the whole East high Cast

Sharpay's 6 (she cant sopell so lay off!)

Dear Diarykinz,

Today mommmm brought me a new shirt! Stoopid Chad wrecked it! Grrrr Chaaaaaaaad! Why does that stupid boy wreck my life? Well hers the story!

Chad was playing with Troy... OH TROY! He's soooo drrrrrrrrrreamy! He makes me mealt! Ok bac to the story!
Chad was playing with TroyBoy and I was playing with Ryan. Ryan went over to Chad and leafed me alone!
Ryan is stoopid! He nos I don't lik to be alone! Sooooo, I went over to them. Chad said go away so i gotta more anger! Grrrr! I got a littul too angry!

I attack Chad.

Haha Chad cry like girl! I only bit him once! Chad fought bac! He rip my prittee pink sleeve!

Ms. Darbbubu pulled him away. We got time out. Stoopid Ms. Darbbubu. She doesn't lik it when I call her that.
Other boys tink it's funnee.

Like Troy. 3 Isnt that pretty heart!!
I tink thats how you spell pretty. Ms. Darbub- I mean Darbus said I shouldn't spell it prittee but anotha way. I think Pretty?

Melanie is big baby! I tink Troy love Melanie. I dont lik it when Troy love other girl. TROY IS TO B WIT ME AND ONLY MEE!
ME ME ME!

OOh I have SHirt that says that.

Shirt that wasn't ripped by Sparkle Boy... I mean Ryan.

He rips my shirts too! My older sister Ashley Michelle (A/N: Not me... Ash Tisdale lol) wears tight shirt. WHen her friendboy Zac came over to help Baby sit when Mommy and Daddy went to dinner. Corbin was aslo there. Corbin said he liked tight shirts on Ash. Zac said he liked her better without shirt. Ashy giggled then played tougue wars with Zac.
Corby got jealous. He want Ash. I tink when boys like girls when they lik them shirtless. I aske Troy if he lik me better with shirt or no shirt. He said he would have to c to find out. I tried to show him but Ms. Darbus saud that was called... ummmmmm... Strapping?

Back to Melanie.

Melanie was Troys reading partner. Chad was mine. Grrr Chad. I told Ry to eat Chad but he tried and couldn't get Big hair in his mouth. Ms. Darbus put them in time out. So I had no Chad partner so I had to join Melanie and Troy's group.

Yayyyy! Booo! (Yay fior Troy Boo for Melanie.)

We toke turns reading. I pulled my chair close to Troy. Melanie did to. I ahd to get rid of Mel.

I said TROY IS MELON YOUR NEW EST BESTFRIEND

Melanie started to cry.

I didn't no her name was Melanie... I thought it was Melon.

I got Time out and Troy and Melanie were together.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

I will get my Troy.

Defeat Melan.

And eat Chad

XOXO

SHARPAY EVANS