He he I'm posting this without permission!! I finished this chapter and figured I might as well put it up. Sorry it's taken us so long to update it but with her working on Catatopia and me working on Jellicle Cats Fan Mail Base, plus with the school year about to end we've just gotten a bit behind. But never fear chapter two is here. Anyway I hope you guys enjoy it and in case anyone forgot or missed the memo this story was written by myself AND Gracie-Lullabelle-Mae. She's the brains of the operation. And as I've said before, reviews are necessary to my existence. –Magical Sweater
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Mungjerrie POVShe mus' be outta 'er bloody mind if she thinks I EVAH stole anythin' in my life. I am a respectable tom o' feline grace and I ALWAYS abide by thah law. I think there's somthin' fishy 'bout this bunch o' cats anyway.
Misto
POV
AGRHHH! What is wrong with my magic! First Plato then Jerrie….what next? Why me? Why is it always Misto's fault!! I just want to scream!! Ooops….
Alonzo
POV
Here I am…trying to eat my dinner in peace…nothing wrong with that. Nothing at all wrong with a simple minded tom attempting have a peaceful dinner with his maniac villain father, and nothing short of INSANELY dysfunctional siblings…when all of sudden here comes another lightning bolt! And it hit….Teaze.
"You really ought to fix that freakish problem you have!" I screamed as Teaze slumped over…her headfur dipping into my cream. Again note that is was MY cream. Of course everyone gets a little tear in their eye for Misto but nobody cares that I've got orange and black hair floating in my dinner….disgusting.
"I can't help it…." Misto sighed looking down, "It's like I have no control over my magic."
I begin rubbing Teaze's back…trying to wake her up. Jerrie seemed disinterested and was turning a spoon over in his paws…I guess examining the silver quality. Plato was blowing bubbles in his milk bowl.
Teaze sat up rubbing her eyes, "Wha' 'appened?"
"Misto's magic hit you." I said gently, giving her a light hug for comfort.
"Who?" she asked.
"Me…" Mistoffelees said. "Misto."
Her eyes grew wide, "You….." she growled, climbing onto the table.
"Please…please don't hurt me…I didn't mean it…" Misto whimpered.
"Hunk of matted headfur…" she continued prepared to pounce.
"Wha…what did you say?" Misto stuttered...too scared to believe it.
I groaned laying my head on my paws….this was not good.
Macavity
POV
"Oh no…" I muttered hitting my head onto the table over and over again. Despite the fact that Misto fully believed that Teaze was going to kill him. I knew full well the meaning of that pounce.
"Get off me!" Misto screamed…clawing the carpet trying to free himself from Teaze's grasp…and her kisses…
Plato
POV
Oh no…we are all going to die…
Misto
POV
I really messed up this time. I fought to keep my half sister off me, which was really quite hard to do. Who knew she was so strong.
"TEAZER! GET OFF OF ME!!" I yelped, jumping from her paws.
"But
Quaxo deahie…yah're SO adorable…wha' wit yah magic bolts of
hypnotic lightening an' such…" She said dreamily, and I just
about gagged.
"Teaze…Misto is your brother…" Alonzo said eyeing her skeptically.
Teazer didn't seem to comprehend that. I watched Plato begin to scream at the top of his lungs and start circling the table. He closed one eye and opened the other as wide as he could, glaring at all of us. He reminded me of some sort of monster…a Cyclops I'd seen in a story book once.
"Did yah know tha' in some 'uman societies, it is illegal tah mate yah sibling?" Jerrie stated in a smarty pants tone. He was now, cutting his steak properly.
I continued to fight off Teazer and finally managed to get away from her, and thanks to the Everlasting Cat, Alonzo grabbed hold of Teaze and managed to keep her off me.
Macavity
POV
Wow. I watch all this shaking my head. What a mistake. Please Everlasting Cat…don't let Mistoffelees hit Alonzo. He seems to be the only sane one at this table, minus myself.
It seems like we are tottering with fate here.
"Misto, KEEP YOUR PAWS TO YOURSELF! No more bolts! Understand…" It was too late. Teazer had gotten lose and was chasing him around the table. Then Plato collided head on with her.
"THE WORLD'S GOING TO END! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!" he said shaking her by the shoulders. She shrugged out of his grasp and grabbed Misto, knocking him to the ground.
"Oh Misto!" she purred, cuddling up to his chest.
"Oh no no no," he said hurridly, shaking his head and pushing her away. He stood up, ready to walk back to his chair. One step forward and CLUNK he fell face first.
He groaned and turned around to see Teaze. She grinned devishly and held up the end of his tail.
"That is MINE!" He cried, standing up and pulling on his tail, "Can't you see it attached to MY rear end you crazy female?" He was trying to run backwards, trying to pull it free and save his precious tail.
Poor Misto, not knowing the tricks of the trade, didn't expect it. Teaze, grinning all the while, innocently let go of his tail. CRASH, he stumbled backwards falling into my oriental cabinet….filled with all the good china.
Instantly Teaze was cuddling him again. He looked up at me, his face tired and exasperated, a broken tea cup sitting crookedly on his head and said, "It…it just isn't fair."
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