The Legend of Green Jell-O on the Ceiling
Chapter 2
By Shadowgate
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Tweek became nervous but tried to hide it by laughing along with the rest of the children.
Mister Mackey went on to say over the intercom "the principal had green orange hair and it looked so silly" and then continued laughing. The kids laughed even louder.
The fourth grade teacher asked "is your school counselor always this unprofessional?"
The class answered "yes" in unison and continued laughing.
After a minute Mister Mackey stopped laughing and said "the student or students responsible for this prank will be punished severely at the hands of PC Principal. After all PC Principal never wanted to have green hair ha ha ha."
Clyde laughs nervously then farts.
The class laughed and Bebe whined "oh Clyde how could you?"
The teacher yelled out "children that's enough!"
She directed them to get back to their math work.
Craig turned to his right and said "Tweek, Clyde, my house at 4:30 be there."
Both boys nodded at Craig then got back to their school work.
Soon the bell rang and the students headed to the bus.
At 4:30 Tweek and Clyde were at Craig's house sitting on his living room couch.
Craig began by saying "I saw the two of you do it. I don't know who else may have or if they will tell on you. Clyde you grabbed Tweek's jello and threw it up to the ceiling. It stuck there and when it fell the poor principal's hair turned orange-green."
All three boys started laughing but after a minute Clyde asked nervously "what if PC Principal finds out it was me?"
Craig replied "well before I answer that first thing is first."
Craig told Tweek to stand up and then asked "may I?"
Tweek nodded and Craig put his hands on Tweek's shoulders just before pulling him in for a kiss.
Craig told Tweek "when I kiss you I always hear your heart beating."
Craig began kissing Tweek's neck and lowered his head over Tweek's chest.
After a minute and a half of romance Clyde said "you guys know I'm the lady's man of South Park Elementary but you two look great together."
Craig and Clyde smiled at each other.
Then Clyde said "I hate to break up the romance but my life is on the line. What if PC Principal finds out?"
Craig asked "why on earth did you throw Tweek's jello up to the ceiling in the first place?"
Clyde snapped "why does that even matter?"
Craig answered "well it matters because Counselor Mackey and PC Principal both think it was a deliberate prank and not done on the spur of the moment."
Clyde responded "well Tweek got riled up because he didn't get to eat his jello on time and I got impatient and threw it up on the ceiling."
Clyde starts to cry "I did it and I'm sure a dozen people saw me do it. PC Principal will break my neck."
Craig snapped "stop crying" and then he put his hand on Clyde's shoulder.
Clyde looked up and said "Craig if you want you can turn me in. I'd rather it be you than someone else. Hold me accountable."
Craig responded "I don't want to turn you in nor do I want to get Tweek in trouble. I don't know if someone else will or not. Our school isn't known for tattletales."
Right after Craig finished speaking Clyde hugged him.
The following Saturday Mayor McDaniels called the town together for a big ceremony where she signed a bill outlawing jello for school lunches.
Clyde, Tweek, and Craig were in the crowd observing.
Clyde said "I can't believe nobody turned me in. I feel horrible that because of me jello has been outlawed in school."
Craig laughed and said "60 years from we'll tell our grandparents about how and why jello was outlawed in the school cafeteria. The story will be 'The Legend of Green Jello on the Ceiling."
THE END