Hi people again!

I hired a narrator it is not a real person.

The narrator quit on me.

People are a bit OOC.

Pie

Note to self remove 4.

Disclaimer:

I don't own the characters. I owned the narrator but he quit.


It was the next day. Everyone was near the Hokage's office waiting for Shizune to post up the winners.

Shizune walked out and said, "I am sorry to inform you that Tsuande has spilled sake all over the results. The results will be announced tomorrow." Once again an angry and loud crowd came at Tsunade's door. Tsunade put down all the blinds and nailed the window shut.

"Aww…crap. Shizune!"

"Yes. Tsuande-sama."

"Can you get me enough sake to last for a month?"

"Uh…should I really give you that much? The last time we did that…" The world started to fade for a flashback but it stopped.

"Tsuande? Did you forget to pay the flashback bill?"

"Um.. no." Tsuande did an anime sweat drop.

"So you did!" Flames were now surrounding Shizune who was sick of paying Tsuande's debts and bills. "THAT'S IT!"

"I got to go somewhere that is not here…." Tsuande ran to a safe house where Naruto was still hiding from that glaring contest.

"Tsuande-baachan! Is it okay to come out now?"

Just then a stomping fire breathing Shizune who would be very out of character came out of nowhere.

"No. Let's try next week."

"Whatever you say, baa-chan."


Elsewhere


"YOU DID NOT BEAT ME! YOU HAVE NEVER BEATEN ME!" yelled a blonde who seemed pretty tweaked.

"Yes I did and when Shizune announces the winners and gives the awards. YOU'LL HAVE PROOF!" shouted an also tweaked pink haired girl.

"Why did you even try it was all too troublesome?"


Enough of that let's try another elsewhere


'Shoot. I knew I shouldn't have come to Konoha just for the stupid contest thing. Now I have ANBU after me….' Sasuke had one of those throbbing veins in his head. 'I didn't even win the stupid event…'

The anbu squad after him was catching up.

'Maybe if I…' Sasuke then turned into the Kazekage. "He went that way!" He pointed towards the bottom of a lake.

"Thank you, Kazekage. Let's go!"

'Wow…I didn't think they were fall for that….Naruto wouldn't have fallen for that…' Sasuke then did an anime sweat drop.


Okay...enough of that one...


"Guess what?" shouted a red head who was very out of character.

"What?" said his sister who was partially creeped out and freaked out and worried that he brother was happy.

"I won the contest for the best glarer in all of…"

"Suna was having a contest?"

"No! I was going to say in Konoha!"

"um…yay."

"BE MORE HAPPY!" Gaara said sternly. Gaara never yells ever.

"uh..have a cookie as a celebratory prize?"

"YAY! COOKIE!" he nearly killed his sister for a cookie.


Um…This one didn't work either…uh…time change to tomorrow


"GOOD MORNING--!"


Oops. Wrong direction. Let's go forward.


"So how does it feel to be Hokage, Naruto?"


My bad. Let's try one more time.


"Is it safe to go out, baa-chan?"


Oh… forget it. I give up. The narrator quit. Next time the results are really announced and awards are given. Plus Itachi comes! Won't that be fun!

Itachi haters throw trash at me

Ow...