Ha! I see I have reeled you into my dangerous game of Wizard and Vampire. (Cat and Mouse, Wizard Vampire, get it? Ug…no sense of humor)

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Chapter Two: I can't be a Wizard, I'm Just a Vampire

Carlisle POV

Albus set down the cup of tea. By now we had all moved to the living room since Albus had finished with his meal. I looked over my family, trying to gage their reactions to what they had been told. What he was asking was a major commitment, and it would put us all in danger, I know that I did not want any of my family to come to harm, but from what Albus has told us about Harry Potter, it is something that we have to do. I saw Edward looking at me and he nodded. Clearly he had been reading my thoughts and agreed with what I was thinking.

"So, what are we supposed to do?" My wife asked.

"We're vampires, not magicians." Emmett commented.

"He wants to integrate us into the school" Edward said in monotone.

"We're not about to shout out that we're vampires to everyone" Rosalie said sharply

"Of course not" I told her quietly. "Albus, where are you going with this?"

"I have thought of this." Albus said before he took another sip of tea. "And I do have the solution. I can cast a spell strong enough to give you all the seeming of powers within the walls of Hogwarts."

"Seeming?" Jasper asked.

"I can give you the ability to do minor spells, enough that it would allow you to complete studies in class without raising suspicion. But it will only work on the grounds of Hogwarts, you leave, and all charms you have placed will instantly disappear. So do keep that in mind."

"So, you're going to place us in the school by saying we're…what?" Rosalie didn't sound too sure.

"Most of you will be posing as students from America that were neglected somewhat by your schooling here, so you've transferred."

"That won't work for all of us though" Jasper noted

"Esme and Carlisle get jobs there" Alice said, looking at the future. "Carlisle works in the Hospital Wing and Esme will be teaching Muggle studies"

"What are Muggles?" Jacob asked.

"Normal humans" I told her. "Non wizards"

"What does Muggle Studies entail?" Esme asked.

"You would be teaching about Muggle culture, Art and Music in order to allow our students to blend into the Muggle world." Albus replied.

"So the rest of us will be posing as students?" Edward inquired.

"Will? Did he just say will?" Renesmee sounded excited. She turned to Jacob. "Does this mean what I think it does?"

"Yes, to all of the above." Albus nodded.

Alice had the glazed look of seeing the future briefly before a huge smile lit her face. "Then we're going!" She said. Clearly I wasn't the only one who had made my choice.

"Cool!" Renesmee added. "We're going to Europe!"

"Oh no" Alice said, suddenly all excitement left her face. "Where will all my clothes go?" She sounded like it was the end of the world if she didn't have all of her clothes.

"You don't need that many Alice" Bella said

"Of course you'd think that!" Alice was panicked. "But how will I keep us all in style without the closet space I need?"

"We'll think of something Alice." Esme patted our daughter's arm.

"Maybe she should downsize" Bella murmured to Edward. Only those of us that were vampires and werewolves could hear the comment. Of course, Alice's reaction was to glare at Bella with intensity. I had a vague feeling that this would come into discussion again, and at Bella's expense. Edward looked up and smiled slightly at me. He seemed to be thinking the same thing. Bella looked up at us, and then at Edward, voicing a silent question clearly. He simply shook his head.

"Now, if you would excuse me, I must be going." Albus stood. "We will be expecting you all on September first." He began to walk towards the door when he seemed to remember something. "Oh, and I will have a couple of students come by on the last Saturday of August."

"Isn't that tomorrow?" Emmett asked.

"Yes," Albus considered it. "I believe you are correct. But the students coming tomorrow, they will take you to get your school supplies, so you best be packed by then." He glanced at a clock on the wall. "I did wish to have more time with you, but I must be going. I shall see you on the first."

Then Albus stepped outside the door before completely disappearing. Jacob released Nessie and stepped outside the door, looking around. He was searching for Albus. "Where did he go?" Jacob asked. "People don't just disappear."

"He apparated" I replied calmly.

"He what?" Emmett's face was filled with confusion, with similar looks on the rest of the family.

I sighed, realizing just how difficult it might be for us to blend in. They knew nothing of the wizarding world. "It is teleportation."

"Oh. That makes more sense…I think…" I saw Renesmee roll her eyes at Emmett's conclusion.

"I think it's best that we all pack." Esme said. "Professor Dumbledore's friends will be here tomorrow, and we should already be ready to go when they get here."

"How much can we take?" Alice asked with quite a bit of concern.

"One trunk" I said.

Alice's face was filled with pure horror. Bella, as did a portion of the rest of the family, began to laugh at her. "Noo!" Alice ran up the stairs. "How can I chose between you all!" Even I had to chuckle when she talked to her clothes.

"Alright, let's get packing"

I know, this is another set up chapter. It will take a little bit before we get to something truly interesting. Hopefully you do enjoy poor Alice's torment. I enjoyed writing it.

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Signing Out-Nick Cloud