Germany's letters to the world
Dear Germany,
I'm Stratford Upon Avon (one of England's towns/children)
I've been recently talking to America, but when I saw that you were writin
letters too, I thought it might be fun to speak to someone sane for once in a
while.
So Italy made you start this? I get his tourists all the time, and if they're
anything like the original, I have no idea how you put up with him.
Why do you always slick your hair back? It makes you look way older than you
do without it slicked back.
Next year at the grammar school I go to (curses be to governments who keep
getting on at me for not going to school) I'm taking German, so I might be
able to speak to you in your own language.
XD can I have some haribo? We only get the really boring stuff here!
Stratford upon Avon (lizzy)
P.s can I just say that your tourists do you proud. They don't take bajillions
of photos outside shakespeare's birthplace like japan's, nor do they get in
the way like spain's.
~...~
Dear Stratford upon Avon,
Thank you for your letter.
Yes, Italy can be very annoying. There aren't many Italian tourists in Germany, but I guess they really are like him…
About my hair, it irritates me when it isn't slicked back. But if I think about it, I actually like looking older than I am because other people have more respect of me if I do.
It's nice to hear that you're going to learn German. It's a difficult language, but I think you can do it.
I would be very glad if I could talk to you in German!
About the Haribo, I recently asked England if I could sell more of it in his country, but I guess he thought I would question his cooking skills, so he rejected…
Mit freundlichen Grüßen,
Germany
PS: I'm glad that my tourists don't get in your way. So, you live near Shakespeare's birthplace? That's really interesting!
Thank you sooo much for your letters, people! w
You can't imagine how happy you made me with them!
I hope Germany didn't get too OOC or too boring..
he's such a stiffy guy ;_;