Disclaimer;; The only characters that belong to my friend Rachel and myself are Chelsea and Brittany. All of the other characters range from Captain Jack Sparrow to Jerry Springer.

Information;; Now I must warn you that it may get confusing because well, you guys aren't my friends. Not in that way, but like yeah. You MUST read the first chapter before reading this one.. or any other ones at that matter. It just makes sense both ways and if you can't tell already, I (Chelsea) am in LOVE with Johnny Depps character Captain Jack Sparrow and my friend (Brittany) is in LOVE with Hayden Christensen, everything about him. She is determined to marry him some day. Seriously, and my friend Rachel who is co-writing with me, likes to over-exaggerate Jack's addiction to rum.

Thanks for the reviews so far! I just want to go ahead and say that if you're going to review and say, "yeah, you and your friends are stupid." " This story sucks" "sounds stupid" and everything else, don't even bother reviewing. Just leave my stories and go bother someone else. Thank you!

Meanwhile . . .

Jack and Chelsea arrived in Port Royal and headed to the nearest tavern so Jack could retrieve some rum for their next adventure Jack had planned. Chelsea was getting a little tired of rum so she moved on to wine and while Chelsea was waiting for Jack, she ran into Ichabod who was also known as her long lost lover. Behind Ichabod, Willy Wonka showed up. Ichabod gave Chelsea a hug and Chelsea pulled away although it was hard to tell. Little did they know, Jack saw the whole thing….

He saw it on a secret camera hidden in Ichabod's hat. (A/n: Ichabod was really Jack in disguise. He had known all about them and had decided to find out what was going on.) Meanwhile, back on the island, (A/n: Haha sounds like some thing on a reality show! Sorry for my randomness.) Brittany and Hayden are still tied to the tree. Barney had tied them to a tree in the middle of what appeared to be a camp. Britt and Hayden thought that they were completely out of luck when they suddenly saw Jack. At least, it looked like Jack.

" Jack, why did you shave of your beard, cut your hair, dye your hair and why are you wearing all purple?!" exclaimed Hayden.

"I'm not Jack!" replied the guy who apparently wasn't Jack.

"Then who are you?" asked Hayden.

"Who cares who he is? As long as he can untie us!!" said Brittany.

"Oh! I'm Willy Wonka! Welcome to the Land of Depp, and no, I can't untie you.."

All of the sudden, hundreds of guys who looked like Jack appeared out of nowhere.

Brittany started freaking out because she can't stand Jack and one was bad enough for her. Hayden put his free hand over her mouth to keep her from screaming. When one of the guys who looked like Johnny came up to them and let them go. The man smiled, as Brittany looked paranoid. The man spoke finally.

"Hi. I'm Mort Reiny. Welcome to the Land of Depp, be sure you don't steal my story or John Shooter will come after you with a shovel. Have a nice day!!" he walked off.

Brittany gave Hayden a confused look and Hayden just shrugged. They thought they were free until Barney took them to a hut and locked them in.

They both woke in the middle of the night to the sound of swords clanking together. Hayden got up and looked out the window to see Barney and Jack sword fighting and Mort trying to get Chelsea while she was up in a tree, trying to keep him away. The reason Mort was trying to get her was because he wanted the wine.

"Give me that wine!" More yelled.

"NO!!" screamed Chelsea.

She threw him Jack's rum though, so he was happy. Meanwhile, Jack and Barney were having a sword fight over who gets to be president of the Land of Depp. Barney was winning because Jack was drunk again. Since Jack was about to be killed by a crazy purple dinosaur, he called out, "Help me, my crazy-not-drunken-identical-brothers!"

They didn't really understand him, mainly because he was drunk and he was slurring his words, but they helped anyway.

Eventually, after fighting for hours, they killed Barney. He died because Edward Scissorhands chopped his head off. They all had a big party because they were happy that Jack was president now. Only, nobody knew that Brittany and Hayden were in the hut, except for Willy and Mort but they were to drunk to remember. Brittany woke to the strong smell of rum. She woke Hayden up and they looked out the small window into the night and saw the strange men sprawled out onto the ground. Britt rolled her eyes when Hayden pointed to Jack who was asleep in the big chair where Barney once was and then Chelsea beside him in the similar chair with a bottle of wine hanging from her hands. Hayden began to wonder if just maybe Jack had beaten Barney so now his only worry was of what would happen to Brittany and him.

So, hopefully that was good. Sorry if it's confusing, those of you who have done things like this probably know that when you have two or more people writing, it gets crazy. And I'm also sorry for the random coming and going of the characters. But Barney is gone for good, along with Charlie and Lola and I think Mort and Willy are gone for good too. Who knows.