A/N: Hello my lovely readers! Sorry it's been so long since I updated. But I have an excuse: School. More exactly, a research report about Osiris and Anubis. I finally finished yesterday, so I can now write!

A/N 2: Also, just for the purpose of the school ground making more sense, I'm going to describe what the main hallway looks like. Start outside. Off the sidewalk is a walkway that leads up to the main entrance of the school. When you are inside, it looks like a "T" (as in short hallway, then the hall branches off left and right. Have I confused you yet). Straight ahead is the main office (aka attendance office). To the right is the Nurse's office and the principle/vice principle's office (and a janitor's closet). To the left is the library and the counseling offices. Then at the ends of the "–" of the "T", the normal hallways start that wind up leading to the rest of the school.

"So, here are your schedules, and feel free to come by my office if you need anything boys," Ellen Harvelle, the school councilor, said to the two Winchester brothers. "Now, your guides should be out there by now, but God knows Gabriel is never on time…" she muttered the last bit of the sentence under her breath. She stood up from behind her desk and began walking out of her office with the brothers following behind her. They walked into the main hallway of the school and into the attendance office. Sitting in a corner on a stool reading a book was a 17-year old boy dressed in a long, beige coat, a white button up shirt, and black jeans.

"Castiel," Ellen said. The boy looked up. He had the most unnerving blue eyes that seemed to stare right into your soul. "This is you 'charge', Dean Winchester." She pointed at Dean. "He's in most of the same classes as you, so please show him around, and make sure he doesn't get lost." Castiel turned his gaze to Dean, and cocked his head to the side.

"Hey, nice to meet you, Cas" Dean said, holding out his hand. Castiel didn't take it, just continued to look into Dean's eyes. Dean put his hand back at his side, and stared right back.

Sam cleared his throat. "Oh, right. Where is that brother of yours, Castiel?" Ellen asked.

"I assume you are referring to Gabriel. He asked for me to inform you that the overslept, and you should take a 'chill-pill' and he would be arriving soon."

"That sound like him," She turned to Sam. "Gabriel Novak, your guide, is an immature brat who needs to be sat in a corner rather than put in detention. Unfortunately, he was the best senior guide we could find on such short notice. All others who had volunteered were already assigned a freshman. Just come tell me if he hands you any shit, and I'll set him straight."

"Aw, I didn't know you thought so highly of me, Ells." Into the office, note in hand, walked a student wearing a green denim jacket, a red shirt, and ripped blue jeans. He had honey colored eyes, with a slightly darker hair color. He looked about 5'6", compared to Castiel's 5'10", Dean's 5'11", and Sam the Sasquatch's 6', but he made up from his lack of height by his expression; he wore the smirk of a troublemaker. Sam knew he was doomed.

"Don't you sass me, boy. And what did I tell you about calling me 'Ells'?"

"That 'If you call me that one more time, I will shove you in a box, put a bow on top, and leave it at Rayelgh's doorstep for her to poke and prod at you with all her heart's desire,' but you forget Ray's my bud, she'd never do that to me." Ellen sighed. "Anyway, who's my freshman victim-I mean child who I shall love and protect for all eternity?" He batted his eyelashes.

"Sam Winchester, meet Gabriel. Gabriel, Sam. If I hear you did anything that even hints of emotional scarring-"

"Yeah, yeah, I'll be swimming with the fishes. Now Sammy, how's you say I go show you to your brand new shiny locker that will most likely be covered in gum, and have all kind of little creepy-crawlies inside?" Gabriel said, actually sounding excited and genuine (which probably meant he was planning something). "And who's the little-older-brother eye-fucking my brother?" Dean broke out of the 'staring contest' he seemed to be having with Castiel and gaped and Gabriel.

"Language" Ellen said, but knew it was a lost cause. "Dean Winchester, he's a senior, and Castiel is his guide."

"Yeah, and I wasn't 'eye-fucking him you midget bastard!'"

Gabriel's smirk widened. He chuckled. "You should not have said that Dean-o"

Castiel sighed. "If you are through antagonizing my brother, we must now depart. Mr. Aziraphale does not take kindly to students being late, even if it is their first day. Come, I will help you find your locker," And with that said, Castiel left the room. Dean hurried after him.

"Come on, Sammy-boy, let's skedaddle before I die death-by-over-protective-momma-lion, because, in case you haven't guessed, Ellen get's pretty over-protective over the newbies here. Don't want her to think I'm corrupting you by getting you to ditch first period." And with that, Gabriel left the room, not waiting for Sam to respond. Sam ran after him.

"First of all, my name is Sam, not Sammy, and second of all, where are you going?"

"To your locker. Gotta get you nice and warm and cozy, right? Then I can help you stash away your acorns for the winter…1420…1421…1422! Here we are! Now, what's you combo?"

"I'd recommend not giving it to the likes of him" Sam heard a female voice right behind him. Although he would deny it later, he jumped and the closeness of it. Turing around, he was surprised at what he saw.

There was a girl, about 5'8" tall. She had blue eyes, and blonde hair with black and blue streaks through it. She was wearing a black t-shirt, with the words "Devil's Advocates" written on it in red letters that reminded him of dripping blood. She had on tight, black jeans, a leather belt with silver studs, and a similar bracelet. She was also wearing black combat boots, and a single leather-fingerless glove on her left hand. She also had a gold ring on her right hand's middle finger. "Hey Gabe. What're you doing with Gigantor here?" She walked around Sam to lean against the lockers next to Gabriel.

"Gigantor…I may have to steal that one. He's my-what does Cas call them?-charge."

"Aw, I see." She turned to Sam, and, with a completely serious voice, said "You, my giant friend, are going to die." She broke out into a smile. "The name's Alex, Alex Morgan. But call me Rayelgh."

"The one who pokes and prods things?" Sam said, mouth currently on autopilot.

"Lemme guess, Ellen's your councilor? She loves me, she really does, but she enjoys using me to make threats to people. Anywho, unlike candy-man here, I'm a junior, but I have some senior classes. So now, I'm going to tell you how I met our friend here. When I was entering Pre-K, I met this evil little bastard who enjoyed stealing candy from the teachers' stashes. We became best buddies. We tried dating a while back, but nothing really changed: we were designed to be twins, not a couple."

"A couple high tolerance maniacs maybe" Sam heard a student say in passing. It seemed that these two had a reputation.

"OK, now that introductions are out of the way, let's get your locker set up." Gabriel and Rayelgh proceeded to open up Sam's locker, even though he still had not told them the code, and start arranging everything in there quickly. "Off to class, see ya later Ray!"

All Sam could think was that this was one messed up school.

A/N: So, next chapter, I'll be adding a couple characters. What do you think of Rayelgh? I really do NOT want to make her a Mary-Sue, but she needs to be Gabriel's practically twin for her part in the story to work. Also, if anyone has any pranks that the 'Trickster' should play on people, be my guest and comment your ideas. Until next time my freaky darlings.