A/N: This is the one I actually submitted. My teacher didn't get all the Disney references I snuck in there. Let's see if you guys can figure it out! As always, I will be taking suggestions in the reviews.

August 7th, 1040

Greetings Diary,

Finally, a time that will change all times. Time for us (me) to take the throne! MWA HA HA HA HA! If only that gutless husband of mine accumulates enough evilness to actually kill a distant relative. I mean, honestly! How do you expect someone who fought wars to possess an ounce of the milk of human kindness- that poor unfortunate soul. Wars are supposed to make people tough, not soft! All HE has to do is sneak in and BAM! The king will be dead. I'm the one who's doing the actual work of planning!

At first, he was a little reluctant to go through with the plan, but taunting him worked out! Note to self: Use this technique more. Still, I always have to tell him what to do around here! Can't he take a hint? Uuuughh, men! He has to man up a bit. Be as strong as the raging fire and stuff.

Although, he was incredibly vague in his letter.

I am an ambitious young woman, who will do anything necessary to reach glory and power. Not like those namby-pamby meek little housewives who obey their master's every whim.

I suppose everyone will whine about the "m" word (murder). They'll run around with their arms waving, yelling, "This is unheard of!". Well, those ninnies can squeal all they want.

Srsly, who cares? I never liked him anyway. It's a good thing I taught myself how to act. Your servants ever / have theirs, themselves, and what in compt. Pfft. Please, he fell right for it! Simple old fool.

Y'know, I was contemplating poison, but that would be way too obvious. And really hard to pin the blame on someone. And besides; how on Earth would we find a good excuse as to why we have a crate of poison in our stocks (if there was a search)- not that we do. If we had one, supposedly.

What's taking him so long? Maybe if he takes longer talking to WORTHY Macbeth, I would have more time to plan the assassina-feast! I was going to say feast.

I probably shouldn't have written all this down. If it's discovered, I'll be hanged- or worse, exiled… and so would Macbeth, I suppose… I think I'll burn this after dinner- no use keeping evidence around.

~Ttyl (not)

The Future Queen