Beacon Shenanigans
Weirdmagetton: Beacon
Goji was walking back to his dorm room after doing weight lifting and cardiovascular exercises in the gym. When he was opening the door, however, a flamethrower of sorts was somehow attached the door by a string that activated it! It burned his freaking hair and head off! His head was on fire literally! He rushed to the toilet and just when I thought it would cool my head down, the whole bathroom exploded!
*POING!* Goji stopped at the stairs and when he found what he actually stepped on...he found out that he stepped on the sharp end of a nail!
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Goji fell down the stairs and he broke a string along the way. When he fell down onto floor, the next thing he knew a black pillar came down crashing onto him from the stairs! He and the pillar crashed through the 2nd and 1st floor and was literally flattened into a human rug in the basement!
"Uh, What as that noise?!" I asked as I went down to the sound of the crash.
"Ugh...Mecha...is that you...? I'm...down here!..." a flattened GojiGrimlockSaurus said.
"Wait-Goji?!" I started to run to him.
"Stop! Watch your step..." Goji pointed to the sharp nail on the stairs.
"Oh...Wait a minute...Alright..." I slowly walked down the stairs, looking ever so vigilant. I eventually got Goji off the ground and off the pillar.
"Th-Thanks..." Goji thanked me, slightly hurt.
"Are you okay?" I asked.
"I'm good...I just need my aura to heal my excess wounds." Goji's body started to glow. His aura was healing his giant wound in his foot, and his marks from being a human rug.
"It's dark in here." Goji noticed how almost pitch black the basement was, "I don't remember the game room always being like this."
"Somebody busted the lights out. Goji, do you have a lighter?" I asked Goji.
"Uh...yeah. I do." Goji gave me the lighter.
When I lit the lighter, however, we were greeted with the horrifying sight of being surrounded by boxes of Dust dynamite that say ACME TNT all over!
Goji gulped with me while sweating all over as both said with dread,
"Oh. Crap."
Then the dorm shook as the entire basement was destroyed by the dynamite lit by Goji's lighter!
"What the hell was that?!" Yang shouted. She walked down the stairs, until she was, like Goji, stabbed in the foot by a sharp nail.
"OWW!" Yang put her hand on her foot. She fell to the floor, with her assets jiggling on the floor. She got up, and dusted herself off.
"Hey Yang." I flipped on Goji's lighter and it revealed me and Goji near black to the core from all the dynamite.
"What are you guys doing down here?" Yang asked.
"This wise guy put a giant nail on the stairs for me, and I fell down into the basement. Then, Mecha over here came down. It was dark, so we lit a lighter and we saw a TON of dynamite in here, and then we blew up down here." Goji explained.
"What?!" Yang said.
"Yeah. We don't know why. Or more importantly, WHO put the nail there." I said.
"That would be me." A voice echoed into the basement. It was Cardin Winchester, along with his team.
"Oh. Cardin." I said.
"So it was you and your goons all along, Cardin!" Goji roared out with fury in his voice.
"Yeah...you losers had this coming for a long time!" Cardin declared.
"Why you!" Yang's eyes went red with rage and her hair went ablaze as she cracked her knuckles!
"I told you this was not a good idea to go along with Kevin's idea!" Russell Thrush complained to his leader.
"As long as we get paid and we get what we want by doing...THRUSH! You're not supposed to say that!" Cardin hollered in indignation at Russell's blurting out.
"Wait did you say Kevin?!" I asked.
"Hey! None of your business!" Cardin yelled before he and Russell were tackled and punched furiously by Yang!
"YOU BITCH!"
"Yang! Stop!" I shouted as I tried to grab Yang and get her off of Cardin. No matter how much I wanted her to continue to hit Cardin, we needed information.
"Back off! He's MINE!" Yang punched Cardin in the face. Cardin spit some blood out, and his face was getting bruises.
"Goji! Need some help!" I shouted for Goji to help me get Yang off. Russel, Sky, and Dove helped Cardin away from Yang. When we finally got Yang away from Cardin and vice versa, Yang wiped some blood off her face from Cardin's beating. We held Yang back, kept her about 5 feet away from Cardin.
"That was fun." Yang growled.
"Yang. We need information. Cardin?!" Goji looked at the slightly beaten Cardin Winchester.
"What.?" Cardin looked at Yang, who's hair was still slightly ablaze and eyes were still red.
"What did you mean, Kevin's idea?" I asked.
"I'm not telling you anything." Cardin growled.
"Grr!" Yang pushed Goji away and tried to punch Cardin again.
"If you want a even more messed up face by the hands Yang, I suggest you cooperate." I said.
"Cardin?" Sky asked.
"Fine! Here's what happened!" Cardin started to explain.
"So we were just picking on that brown Rabbit Faunus from that fashionista's team like usual when she was carrying books by herself. Then suddenly out of nowhere, a whole mess of Tarantulas dropped on top of us and we were all crawling with these nasty little buggers!"
Cardin and his team were screaming and hollering like crazy with Velvet screaming in terror of the some of the Tarantulas that landed on top of her!
What they didn't notice was that there was a young man by the name of Kevin as he secretly pressed the button that opened several canisters of gasoline up from the ceiling of the hallway. Gasoline poured onto Team CRDL and the spiders. Then Kevin lit up his match and threw onto a streak of gasoline and the fire burned through the carpeted floor and surged onto the Cardin and his teammates burning both them and the Tarantulas.
"AH! FIRE! I'm on FIRE!" Cardin hollered in terror.
"Quick to the swimming pool!" All four of them ran like burning headless chickens as they ran out from the school and into the Swimming room. Then all of them simultaneously jumped into the pool and steam flowed from the pool as the water washed the fire off.
However, they were not out of danger, yet as Kevin placed wires attached to tiny portable generators with electric dust within them into the water. He hid up on the rooftop as he was remote-controlling a swimming robotic lobster that had the wires to its antenna.
Kevin pressed on the button that made the lobster generate power to the generators and the entire pool surged with electricity as Cardin and his friends were electrocuted with their skeletons illuminated briefly in between shocks. The lobster robot remained unharmed by the electric currents supercharging the pool!
"Why were you making fun of Velvet?!" Yang shouted.
"It's what we do." Cardin said.
"That's not cool, man." I said.
"Yeah. Stop." Goji said.
"Would you let me continue?" Cardin yelled.
"Fine. Continue." Yang growled.
"So, after we got the fire off our heads, we tracked that little guy down. When we found him, we talked to him." Cardin explained.
"What was that for?!" Cardin yelled at Kevin.
"Hehehe..." Kevin laughed at them.
"What's so funny?!" Cardin shouted.
"You...You're faces...They were so funny! You guys were all like...AHHH!" Kevin made a face.
"LISTEN, you little kid...What. Do. You. Want. Why did you do this?" Cardin asked.
"I have my eyes set on a few kids. This one guy...His name is Goji. You may have seen him. The other was a kid by the name of Mechassault, or Mecha. I want you to do my dirty work and set up a prank on these guys." Kevin explained.
"You make a convincing argument kid. I wanted to get them for a while now...But Why do we need to do your dirty work?" Cardin asked.
"Because I'm too young to enter Beacon Academy. You guys, however, are already in Beacon. You guys can do my dirty work...and I'll pay you nicely.." Kevin showed around 500 lein.
"Woah!" Dove wanted to take the money out of his hands.
"No." Cardin said.
"Excuse me?" Kevin said.
"I'm not going to do your dirty work. C'mon, guys." Cardin went to leave, but Kevin pressed a button on a remote and it had a flamethrower pressed in their faces.
"You can leave, with your head burned to a crisp. Or you can take the job." Kevin manipulated Cardin. Cardin looked around and looked Kevin in the eye.
"Fine, kid. I'll set up your stupid prank." Cardin took the plans and walked away.
"Are you sure about this, Cardin?" Russel asked.
"Yes. I'm going to. Do you have a problem with it?!" Cardin asked.
"No. No." Russel shook his head.
"Think of it like getting Jaune back after what happened in Forever Fall." Cardin explained.
"Yeah. I want to get that little bitch back again." Russel growled.
"Well, then it's settled. Let's go." Cardin and his team walked out.
"So that's how this all started," Cardin finished explaining.
"Ah-hah...And that would explain why you put the nail on the stairs and had that pillar rigged to drop on me!" Goji said as he rubbed his tummy.
"And the flamethrower and the nitroglycerine in the toilet from earlier," Mecha added in.
"And my foot hurt from stepping on that nail, you freaking retards!" Yang screamed as she still nursed her foot.
"But there's only one question: How and who gave you all of this dynamite?" Goji asked.
"Why don't you look behind?!" Cardin and his goons snickered as they pointed their fingers behind us.
"Huh?" All three of us were perplexed.
Mecha, Goji, and Yang turned our heads behind us and we saw a black duck with a white ring on his neck wearing a business hat and suit.
"Hello, chumps," said the duck while Mecha and Yang were stunned with their jaws dropped to the floor as they instantly recognized him.
"Oh hi, Daffy," Goji absentmindedly dismissed him as a complete stranger for seconds before he finally realized who he was talking to. Then his eyes went wide as saucers and cartoonishly popped out of his skull!
"D-Daffy?!" Goji yelled.
"Hiya, customers! I see that you had a blast with my company's TNT dynamite. And I'm pretty sure that Yang would like to have one, wouldn't you say?" Daffy stretched his head and neck close to Yang's face with his eyes having beating hearts creeping her out.
"Oookkaaayyy! Intrusion of personal space, duck!" Yang punched him and blasted him in the face with her Ember Celica causing the duck's face to be blackened with soot.
"Ah...she's fiery! I like that," Daffy broke the fourth wall speaking to the reader.
"Daffy?! What are you doing here and how on Remnant do you know Yang?!" Mecha questioned the cartoonish duck.
"I represent the Acme Corporations and I was the one who helped Team CRDL deliver the TNT to here for you folks on behalf of our client, Kevin," Daffy answered.
"I knew it! I knew that Kevin troublemaker couldn't have been the one to have all that type of equipment alone without having a third party to back him up!" Goji finally put the pieces together.
"Presto! And for that you get the privilege of being sent to the broken moon courtesy of Wild E. Coyote's innovative Dust-Powered Rocket Booster!" Daffy exclaimed happily.
"WHAT?!" All three were suddenly strapped to a huge red and white rocket with Dust-powered engines and the next culprit was none other than the cunning Wild E. Coyote in his mad scientist outfit.
"Not to worry! In this rocket you will have the suits supplied with oxygen tanks and food canisters needed for basic survival out in the moon. And the food will last you for two weeks, which is a pretty good deal if you ask me." Daffy explained.
"It's a lousy deal, you traitorous, good-for-nothing vulture! Let us go!" Yang roared as she struggled to get out of the titanium ropes.
"Come on! This is once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to go out on a romantic honeymoon with your two boyfriends here," Daffy teased her.
"They're not my boyfriends!" Yang was infuriated with her eyes screaming for blood!
"Yeah!" I shouted.
Daffy ignored her as he said to the crowd.
"Are you boys ready?!"
Wild E. Coyote thumbed up while Cardin, Sky, Thrush, and Dove put on their sunglasses and smiled with mischievous, evil glees saying,
"Ready to see the fireworks!"
"Good! Muhahahaha!" Daffy laughed.
"You deceitful bitch!" Mecha, Yang, and Goji yelled all at once!
"Blast off!" Daffy directed to the Coyote, who hit the launch button, which caused the rocket to launch into the atmosphere and beyond into space.
"NOOOOOOOO!" All three of them screamed in despair while Daffy laughed about psychotically,
"WOOHOO! WOOHOO! WOOHOO!"
"Bon voyage!" Cardin waved farewell the to the three unwilling travelers now sent to the shattered moon.
"And the TNT Driller should be also sending the rest of Team RWBY and JNPR a 20 mile journey down into Remnant's Core as well! WOOHOO! WOOHOO!"
"WHAT?! That's not what we agreed on!" Cardin roared out his outrage and disbelief.
A Drilling Tank with massive laser drill had the rest of Team RWBY and JNPR locked up inside the machine with the vehicle on auto-pilot to some destination unknown deep within Remnant!
"This is not how I want to spend my vacation!" Jaune complained with terror in his voice as his face was now sick as he was on the verge of throwing up!
Goji, Yang and I were flying up in space. We put on our oxygen suits, and we were just hanging in the atmosphere.
"So. That deceitful bitch sent us into space." I said.
"Thanks, Captain Obvious." Yang growled.
"Hey! I'm not the one who fell into the basement with a giant nail." I remarked.
"And Team RWBY and JNPR are currently inside a machine." Goji summed up.
"Yeah. Uh, so...HOW THE FUCK DO WE GET OUT OF HERE?!" I shouted.
"Let us think, man." Goji said.
"Well think fast! Cause' I'm not going to let Team RWBY and Team JNPR die in a machine!" I shouted.
"Wait. I got it." Yang said.
"What?" Goji and I both asked.
"I need to turn into a dragon." Yang said.
"Uh, Yang, how are you going to do that here?!" I asked.
"I'll think of something." Yang replied.
"But we can't do it in space!" Goji said.
"I can do it." Yang started to channel her aura into her semblance, and she started to grow into her 9'2" amazonian figure. She started to transform into a dragon once again. Her wings spread out and she was golden as the sun.
"Let's go. Let's get that deceitful asshole back." Aurora said.
Meanwhile. Beacon Academy was in chaos as a portal from an alternate universe called Looney Tune Land and Toon Town opened. Crazy, loony toons of sorts ran through the portal and immediately began to drive everyone bananas and loco crazy with their gags and wacky mannerisms.
Velvet was being chased by a loony, oversexed womanizer who was an anthropomorphic wolf wearing a gentleman suit.
The Animaniacs or the Warner Brothers, Wakko and Yakko yelled, "Hello Nurse!" upon seeing Glynda Goodwitch and began bombarding her with kisses and all before the vice-principal could do anything to stop them.
Dot was man hogging Sun Wukong all to herself as she had fallen in love with his muscled abs.
The Tasmanian Devil was chasing Team CRDL as he whirled about in a frenzy tornado towards them!
Coco was running as if her life depended upon it away from Pepe le Pew the amorous Skunk.
And many more with Vale being caught into the mix with an angry Yosemite Sam shooting holes through Roman Torchwick and his suit.
Marvin the Martian and Mojo Jojo were destroying the city of Vale with their ingenious machines of destruction while taking out several of the Grimm that have gotten into the city.
The Gangreen Gang were vandalizing the city blocks.
The Road Runner was beeping and meeping as his speed tore up the highways.
Etc., etc., etc., etc...
Then Team RWB and Team JNPR's final destination was into a lost hidden world of dinosaurs fed by the volcanic activity of Remnant's core and the Dust Crystals surrounding the ancient paradise.
Meanwhile...Yang, Goji, and I were flying over Beacon Academy, which was nearly in ruins.
"What. The Hell?" I asked.
"I don't know either." Goji said.
"Well, we'll need to find Daffy, Cardin and his goons, and Team RWBY and JNPR." Dragon Yang roared.
"Yeah. We'll need to look for them. And once we get on the ground, we'll take them down." I said.
"Got it." Goji said.
"Let's do this." Dragon Yang started to fly over to Beacon.
In Ozpin's office tower...
"Hmm...Is that Goji and Mecha? Persistant little bitches...Cardin. You and your team will dispatch of them. I have big plans for Yang, though. Take them alive." Daffy ordered. Cardin and his team were consumed in a dark aura, kinda like how people are possessed by others.
"Yes...Master..." Cardin and his team went down to the grounds of Beacon.
"Now...I need someone to fight Yang...Hmm...I know..." An image came out onto his holographic table. Leone. And Tifa. LEONE AND TIFA.
"I need to summon them. And use them to take her out." Daffy then gave off a evil laugh and started to put in a phone call.
Back on Beacon's Grounds...
Dragon Yang dropped Goji and Mechassault off on the grounds. Yang actually became exhausted from transforming and immediately transformed back, and fell to the floor. Goji caught her.
"Yang? Yang!" Goji shook her to see if she's awake.
"She's exhausted from using her semblance. Give her time." I then sensed something. I felt like someone was watching us. I turned to see Team CRDL, slowly walking towards the three.
"Cardin!? Sky! Wha-What did he do to you?" I shouted.
"He showed us the truth. That you are corrupting this world. We are here to cleanse it! Face!" Cardin took out his mace.
"Your!" Cardin held it and was in his fighting stance.
"DOOM!" Cardin charged at me. I unsheathed my katana and made a clean slice in Cardin's chest. He fell down. Sky came at me with his Halbird. He had extended range with his halberd, so there was no way that I was able to attack him head on.
"Mecha! I got this!" Goji walked in front of me and he used his grappling hooks to bring Sky closer to him. As He was reeled in, Goji did a spinning move, and his claws went right through Sky's chest. He fell down as well. Russel then came charging at us with his twin daggers. He spun in a corkscrew and he was going to slash at Goji. I stepped in front of him and blocked his daggers with my sword. Russel came behind me, and I switched to my cannon mode. I aimed it behind me, and I said:
"See ya." I fired the cannon and sent Russel flying. The last was Dove, who had is traditional bronze short sword.
"I got this." I said. I went right in front of him and fired my cannon. It propelled me up into the air, and I went right behind him. While in the air, I switched back to my katana and slashed his head. He fell to the floor. Everyone transformed back to their normal selves. They were still unconscious, though. I went back to Goji.
"You were just showing off." Goji remarked.
"Whatever. Let's find Daffy." I was stopped by Goji.
"But what about Yang?" Goji asked.
"We can't worry about her now. Let's just go." Goji and I faced Beacon Academy, partially in ruins, and we were ready to storm the castle. Little did we know, that Cardin wasn't out yet! He got up, and he was about to take us out with one single swipe.
"Look Out!"
CLANG!
We looked back and we saw Yang, blocking the blow with her Ember Celica. She was struggling to get Cardin off her.
"Argh! You...You messed with my friends...you took my sister to somewhere bad...You aren't going to be forgiven!" Yang pushed Cardin off and she punched him in the chest, and sent him flying 50 feet back with one punch.
"Yang! You saved us!" I shouted.
"It...was...nothing..." Yang fell back down. We rushed to her aid.
"Here. I always had one just in case..." Goji took out a cup. He handed it to Yang. She opened it, and it had her favorite drink: A Strawberry Sunrise.
"You always had one...hehe..That's very caring of you..." Yang whispered as she drank it.
"Ahh! So refreshing!" Yang was almost immediately recharged. She got up, and the three of us were ready to take down Daffy.
"Not so fast." We looked forward and saw two figures: A darkened Leone and Tifa Lockhart.
"Leone...Tifa?!" Yang looked at both with fear.
"Daffy got to them too?!" I shouted.
"I guess we'll have to go through them.." Goji growled.
"No. Just the girl. We want her." Tifa said.
"We think we're just going to let you fight Yang without us?!" I shouted.
"No. Guys. Go!" Yang shouted.
"Wha-What?!" Goji looked at Yang.
"I can fight them." Yang stood firm.
"I'm not going to let you fight them alone!" Goji shouted.
"Yes, you are. Mecha. GO. Finish this fight. I'll catch up if I can." Yang ordered.
"Got it. Goji. Let's go." I grabbed Goji and we ran off to Beacon Academy. Leone and Tifa let us pass. Goji looked at Yang, with tears in his eyes, and said:
"Make it out alive." Goji said.
"I will." Yang whispered. Goji and I dissappeared.
"I've been looking forward to this..." Leone said.
"So have I. I've been waiting for a rematch." Tifa growled.
"Leone...Tifa...This isn't you!" Yang shouted. She put her fists up.
"I will beat the darkness out of you." Yang said.
"No, you'll come with us after we beat you." Leone made very clear.
"Shall we, Leone?" Tifa asked.
"Let's fight!" Leone, Tifa, and Yang charged at each other. Tifa and Leone threw a punch, and Yang hit both of them with her own fists, and it caused a shockwave.
Meanwhile... the portal was still open.
And coming out from the portal are toons that are less belligerent and more heroic and they were none other than:
Bugs Bunny, Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Goofy, Tweety, Foghorn Leghorn, Woody the Woodpecker, Speedy Gonzales, Aladdin and the Genie, The Flintstone Family, Roger Rabbit, Jessica Rabbit, Benny the Cab, Fifi the Cat, the Powerpuff Girls, Hello Nurse, Johnny Bravo, Droopy the Dog, Scooby Doo and the Mystery Inc., the Jetsons, Teen Titans, Totally Spies, and Hanna Barbera's Godzilla!
"Oh boy...looks like our turn from Albuquerque, might be in for some rough economical times," Bugs half-joked.
"It will be if we don't do something about your quacky friend over there, Bugs!" Mickey pointed his gloved finger over to where Daffy was ruling like a despicable evil emperor.
"Yeah. Looks like we better split up if we need to cover more ground!" Bugs observed the situation.
"Ri think so. Scooby thinks that's a great plan!" Scooby gave out his signature horse-like chuckle.
"Scoob's right. Splitting up may not be such a bad idea after all," Shaggy agreed with his canine companion.
"Exactly. Me, Bubbles, and Buttercup know what to do. We will deal with Mojo Jojo!" Blossom declared.
"Yay! We get to save the day for another universe!" Bubbles cheered with such childish charm.
"As long as it is Monkey Brains we're fighting, I have no problem with that!" Buttercup punched her fists together.
The super-powered girls immediately zoomed after the superpowered chimpanzee genius that's currently rampaging through Vale in robot of his own likeness.
"I'll deal with Rooting-Tootin Sam over there, even though that guy with the fake eyelashes and corny orange hair and bowler hat is no cupcake in terms of innocence," Then Bugs turns to the readers, "I know you haters might hate me if I do this...but I will!"
Bugs burrowed into the streets and was now digging his way into Vale's city district where Yosemite Sam was trouncing mercilessly upon Roman Torchwick.
"Well..." Mickey spotted Maleficent wreaking havoc upon the Atlesian Fleet in her dragon form spitting out green fire from her mouth. "Looks like I'll deal with her!"
Mickey called upon his magic to transform into the Sorcerer and he poofed himself to disappear to fight the dragon.
The Flintstones decided to teach the Gangreen Gang more than a couple of life's lessons the green-skinned punks missed out by doing it the yabba-dabba-doo way as they all charged into battle with Dino by their side.
Donald Duck and Foghorn Leghorn raced to Ozpin's office tower to give their fellow black-feathered bird a piece of their minds.
Aladdin and the Genie knew that Jafar was somewhere in the city so they both rode on the magical carpet to search Vale for him.
Speedy Gonzales raced after the Road Runner as he volunteered to snap the bird out of Daffy's spell.
Roger Rabbit and Benny the Cab went after a familiar group of weasels to settle the score with them with Woody the Woodpecker joining alongside the duo.
Jessica Rabbit had an idea of how to deal with a certain h*** wolf to save a poor rabbit Faunus with Droopy the Dog seemingly on board with her plan.
The Jetson family were going to battle Marvin the Martian.
The Totally Spies were now using their spy gadgets and a drilling machine of their own to rescue Teams RWB and JNPR from being eaten by dinosaurs within Remnant's Core.
The rest of the heroic toons went their separate ways to deal with their fellow toons gone out of control with Godzilla growling in determination and animosity towards the growing hordes of Grimm that were rampaging into the city's borders.
Meanwhile...
"ARGH!" Yang was punched in the gut by Leone. She was sent 10 feet back. She had blood trickling down her face.
I can't beat these two...They're too strong!" Yang thought.
"What's the matter? Can't fight back?" Leone taunted. Yang looked down. Her eyes turned crimson red. Her golden mane was set ablaze.
"Argh...Time to go bye-bye for you two..." Yang charged at Leone and Tifa.
In Ozpin's office...
Goji and I entered the room, with Daffy sitting in Ozpin's chair.
"Ah. Goji and Mechassault. I've been waiting for you."
"What do you want with us, Daffy?" I asked.
"Yang's power." Daffy explained.
"Huh?!" Goji shouted.
"You see, Goji, you know I always wanted god like power since I was young. I wanted it so badly. But when I heard of this giant monster battle at Beacon, I knew you were involved. But the second one suprised me. She was able to stop your power with her bare hands. Kinda strong. No. REALLY strong. So, I decided to take a visit. I hired all these others to do my dirty work. Kevin, Cardin and his goons, and thanks to the power of Bill Cypher, I was able to summon all these people to rain havoc among Remnant!" Daffy explained.
Suddenly, Leone and Tifa emerged from an elevator. They were slightly bloodied from Yang, but they had her in their custody.
"Yang!" Goji shouted. Yang was being dragged on the floor by her hair. Leone was tugging on it.
"Owww! Watch the hair!" Yang said.
"Shut up." Tifa growled.
"Yang's incapacitated?" Daffy asked.
"Yes." Tifa said.
"Bring her to me." Leone threw Yang close to Daffy.
"Hello, sweetheart." Daffy kissed Yang on the cheek.
"Fuck you." Yang replied.
"Feisty...I like that." Daffy remarked.
"Are you ready to preform the ritual?" Tifa asked.
"Yes." Daffy plucked a strand off of Yang's dirtied, golden mane.
"Hey!" Yang said with weakness.
Daffy took the strand and ate it.
"Eww! Gross!" Yang said.
Daffy then started to grow. Since part of Yang's power came from her hair, Daffy was being transferred with all of Yang's godly powers. He was growing in size. He started to levetate in the air. He yelled with a booming voice:
"I am a god now! I say that you three are my first prey!" Daffy pointed a finger at Goji, Yang and I and we all waited for our death. The finger shot out a bolt of light. Yang, however, blocked the bolt with her arm.
"Wha-" Daffy was at a loss for words as Yang levetated to reach his level.
"Just because you took my powers doesn't mean that I lost mine. So, I'd like my hair strand back. Oh, wait. I totally forgot. You took it." Yang's eyes started to turn crimson red.
"Go back to where you came from." Yang's eyes turned completely red. She was using all her power to suck all the animated characters and fix everything that happened. Including Daffy. All the darkness that overtook Tifa and Leone? Dissapearring. They were turning back to their old selves. Yang was fixing the landscape. She was restoring Beacon Academy.
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHH" Yang gave out a near death scream as she completely destroyed Ozpin's office, having Herself, Mechassault, Goji, Tifa, and Leone fly out. They were knocked out cold.
"NOOOO! I can't be sent back! NOO!" Daffy was being sucked into the portal along wit all the other craziness that he brought with it. The portal then closed. Daffy, all the cartoon characters, and the landscape was gone. Everything was back to normal. Team RWBY And Team JNPR got back to Beacon, an everyone was okay. Except for one heroine. Yang. She was lying down on the ground, with wounds all around her. Her clothes were torn, and she was not doing good. Goji and I woke up first from the blast, to see Yang unconscious. Goji ran to her side.
"YANG! No!" Goji shook her. She didn't respond.
"She might've sacrificed herself to save us. She may be gone." I said.
"NO! I don't believe she's gone!" Goji shouted. He looked back at Yang and whispered while in tears,
"Please...come back to us, my love..." Goji lay his head on her chest. He and Yang lay still. Everyone deluded around Goji and Yang. Yang's finger than twitched.
"Yang!" Goji shouted. Yang looked at Goji while blushing a little.
"Goji...is everyone here?" Yang asked.
"Y-yes..." Goji answered.
"Good. Than everyone can see this." Yang took Goji's head and locked lips with him. They kissed for a while.
"Wow...good job, man." I remarked.
Yang and Goji were deep in their kissing with Ruby, Weiss, Blake, Jaune, Pyrrha, Nora, and Ren watching the scene unfold with others like Teams CFVY, SSSN, and even CRDL.
Some like Pyrrha, Weiss, and Velvet were floored by the open display of affection, while Ruby, Blake, Jaune, Nora, Ren, and the rest were cheering for the young couple.
Then after Yang and Goji were finished kissing each other for a breath of fresh air, they saw Genie blowing out party bells and trumpets announcing through a megaphone,
"Aw, isn't this lovely and wonderful?! True love reigned supreme after punching evil right in the face! Let's all give a round applause to the Dragon Warrior and her boyfriend here!"
Everyone in Beacon Academy were flabbergasted as they heard audience clapping for them coming from the broken fourth wall.
"And now I present to you on this lovely TV here, our special message to you from our co-sponsors, Mickey Mouse and Bugs Bunny!"
Genie popped out a huge panoramic screen using his magic and the screen showed a Disney logo and a Looney Tunes/Warner Bros logo that gave way to the happy and grateful faces of Bugs Bunny and Mickey Mouse along with all the other toons and others that have been restored back to their normal selves in Toon Town!
"Huh... alright... Cool." I remarked.
"So...are these guys staying with us at Beacon?" Ruby asked.
"Yeah! Do you think we're staying in that dimension with that nut case?" Mickey said.
"Alright then. Ozpin! We're going to need some dorms checked out!" I shouted.
"What?! No No No! If they do that, we're going to have a catastrophic merging of the two worlds and what I mean that is that both our worlds are going to explode!" Goji explained and shaking his hands to say this is a bad idea!
"Uh...then what should we do with them?" I asked.
"Look we should tell them that they have to go back to their dimension. There's no other way around it. This isn't some fairy tale story with a happy ending for everyone exactly. So either they go back and keep that lunatic locked up or we're going to have to force them because I'm not going to have a repeat of last time!" Goji stated very clearly.
"Aww...Alright. Sorry guys, you're going to have to send you back. Like Goji says, we'll destroy our world if you don't." I said.
"We understand. Farewell." Mickey announced to the rest of the toons that they were leaving. They opened a portal and left with waves and goodbyes. Then, the portal closed and Beacon was back to it's normal self again. Goji looked back into Yang's eyes.
"I never thought I'd say this, but...I love you, Goji." Yang whispered.
"I love you too..." Goji lifted up Yang and they went back into Beacon wrapped in each other's arms. I will admit, I shed a few tears watching them embrace and admit their love for each other. But, we weren't done yet.
"Yang! Goji!" I shouted.
"Yeah?" They both shouted.
"What are we going to do about Team CRDL?" I asked.
"Hmm...Let me beat them up!" Yang shouted.
"Wait wait wait a minute... we were just forced into this! This wasn't any of our own accord!" Cardin tried pleading with Yang, but his plea fell on deaf ears as she stomped towards him and his team, who were shivering in utter terror at this point.
"That's different from what I heard last time," Yang said with deadly vitriol in her voice as she stomped menacingly to them. She wasn't alone as Ruby, Weiss, and Blake joined in to vent their anger upon the troublemakers that contributed to leading them into such a ridiculous, out-of-control situation.
"Yeah... from what Yang told us, you were doing it to get back at Jaune for humiliating you earlier at Forever Fall when we were collecting the sap at the time," Ruby affirmed Yang's earlier statements with her Crescent Rose unfurled into its scythe mode.
"Hold on! You're not supposed to point your weapons at your fellow students, which means us!" Cardin tried to use that excuse with his friends joining in to help their leader.
"Yeah! You girls are going to be in serious trouble if this goes any further," Russell Thrush defended Cardin.
"That's why we are outside of school grounds in Forever Fall, you morons! You think we're going to let you slip away unpunished for what you've done to bring such a calamity upon us?" Weiss aggressively asserted her cold rage onto Team CRDL with her Myrtenaster pointed out them.
Cardin gulped hard.
"And besides the Headmaster and the teachers have been through a lot and it'll be for a while for them to settle down after what happened. Besides, this is quite a rare opportunity for me to cut loose. I heard what you did to Velvet, you despicable scum!" Blake's eyes narrowed into cat-like slits that signified her rage.
"Why do you care for her, you condescending bitch?!" Dove yelled angrily at her.
"Because..." Blake took her bow off to reveal her Cat Faunus heritage with her cat ears exposed, "I'm a Faunus myself. And I can no longer stand by and watch you discriminate her any more!"
Team CRDL was dumbfounded and speechless upon her reveal of her Faunus heritage until Cardin roared out his outrage while mocking them,
"So all this time you were a bloody, filthy Faunus trying to hide as a human. Hah! I knew it, I suspected it when I notice your bow move, but now that you foolishly exposed yourself, this gives me more reason to beat the crap out of you and your childish kid of a leader!"
Cardin rushed forward with his mace out, but when he was about to attack, Yang beat him to the punch literally as she socked him in the face!
Cardin was sent sprawling back to his team.
"Hey, in case you assholes have forgotten, we're going to beat you up! Not the other way around!" Yang hollered at them with her eyes red and hair erupted in flames.
"Yeah, you bullies have been asking for this for a long time!" Ruby hollered as well as she was trigger happy to mess them up.
"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Can we have one last chance to talk about this like civilized people?!" Russell tried to appease to their rational side one last time to save their own hides.
"Nope." Ruby simply answered.
"No last-minute chances for us to say we're sorry?" Sky nervously asked with sweat dripping down his face.
"Not a chance." Yang, Weiss, and Weiss said unanimously with their eyes glowing.
Team CRDL whimpered like scared little girls, which was pretty ironic since they were going to be beaten the crap out of them by teenage girls with deadly weapons.
"PUNISH THEM!" Ruby yelled her order.
Girly screams from Team CRDL could be heard as Jaune's team finished defending the area from Grimm when they heard the screams.
"Should we go there and intervene, Jaune?" Pyrrha asked him.
"Um...no. Not this time and besides, it rather be wise for us not to get caught up in the dragon's wrath when she's set off like that. Isn't that right, Goji?" Jaune turned to Goji, who just decapitated a Boarbatusk with his Raptor Talons. Goji gave an eye wink and a thumbs up in response.
About 2 Minutes later...
"Ahh! Stop it!" Cardin pleaded. Ruby used her semblance to trap them by running in front of them.
"Oh no!" Cardin led his team off to the right, but were blocked by Blake.
"Damn!" Russel ran to the left, but were blocked by Weiss. They had nowhere left to run.
"Uh...hey, ladies, let's talk about this!" Cardin had his hands out as he was trying to keep the girls from walking any closer.
"Stop!" Yang's voice roared.
"Eh?" Ruby and the others looked back. They saw Yang, Tifa, Leone, and me, all slowly walking towards them.
"They're ours. Go on." Yang said.
"But..." Ruby protested.
"I know you want in on the action too, Ruby, but those nut heads sent me off to space. Along with Mechassault and Goji. They also caused Tifa and Leone to be consumed by some darkness. I think we get the most revenge here." Yang explained.
"Can I be a part of it too?" Goji ran up.
"I thought you said you didn't want to be at my grasp?" Yang asked.
"I can take it. I held my own against you, remember?" Goji pointed out.
"Right. Still going to train me?" Yang asked.
"Uh, yeah! But let's worry about them." Goji pointed to Team CRDL standing there, wetting their pants from nervousness.
"Get out of here. We'll be a while." Tifa remarked.
"Yeah. Trust the three powerhouse hitters here." I remarked.
"Oh boy..." Ruby slowly backed up. Weiss and Blake also backed away and let the five close in on them.
"Eep!" Cardin let out a girly scream as they closed in on them. Mechassault and Goji took off their weapons and threw them aside. Yang cracked her knuckles. Tifa snapped her neck to the side. And Leone...activated her Imperial Arms. She wasn't too happy either.
"Hey there you little bitches." Yang clenched her fists.
"We didn't like that you turned us into minions." Tifa remarked.
"Same here." Leone growled.
"I suggest you get what you deserve. Right, Goji?" I asked.
"Oh yeah. They've had it coming for 4 Volumes now. Finally, we can knock some sense into him." Goji remarked.
"Listen. Girls. Can we just talk about this? It's all for nothing." Cardin asked.
"Nope."
"Shall we?" I asked.
"This'll be fun." Everyone then charged at Team CRDL. Jaune and Pyrrha were standing off in the distance.
"Well, they got what they deserved." Jaune remarked.
"I hated those fools." Pyrrha added.
"Everyone did." Jaune remarked.
"Let's let them have some time alone. They need it." Pyrrha and Jaune walked away from the sounds of punching.
FIN