Metamorphosis
Chapter 2
Stan's POV
I walked over to my desk and just put my head down, wanting to ignore the world and not kill the teacher or staple his mouth shut. I think I fell asleep because someone started to shake me awake, I opened my eyes and saw those same green pools staring at me. He seemed to be saying something but I couldn't hear him so I took out my headphones. "What time is it Kyle?" He frowned and put up a finger, "Will Stanley Marsh please come to the principal's office at this time?" I sat up and stretched and noticed all eyes were on me and it pissed me the fucked off. "Do I look like animal planet to you? What the fuck are all you staring at me for!?" Everyone seemed startled by my reaction, even Kyle. Mr Garrison cleared his throat, "Stan Marsh, head to-"the principal's office god I heard them already, I'm not deaf!"
Mr. Garrison flinched but then his eyes narrowed, "Stan Marsh, you can't talk to me like that! I am your teacher and your elder, you show me some respect!" I shook my head, "Fuck you and everyone else in this class!" There was a gasp from the students as I walked out of the classroom on my way towards the office. "Stan!" I heard someone call my name. "Stan!" I know I should stop but I didn't want to, I felt hands on my shoulders turn me around and there were those emerald orbs. "Stan, what the hell is wrong with you? What the fuck is your problem?!" I looked into those emerald eyes and saw that they were filled with worry, "I don't feel like talking about it okay? Now leave me alone!" "Stan, what in the hell is wrong with you dude?!" I sigh, "Kyle, can we deal with my feelings later?" Before he had the chance to say anything, I turned on my heel and walked to the principal's office.
Once inside the vice principal told me to close the door and take a seat. Cartman's mom walked in with Cartman behind her and a few minutes later my mom and dad walked in too. "So Stan, I heard that you and Cartman got in a little fight this morning? Can you tell me why?" I rolled my eyes, "Because he's a total asshole who needed to be put in his place." There were gasps, "Now Stanley Marsh, I want you to apologize to Eric right now!" I took a deep breath, "Fine, Cartman, I'm sorry that your mom is too busy being a whore and instead of making sure you didn't turn out to be a spoiled asshole, she kept fucking everyone in town, does that count?" The room went so silent that you could probably hear a feather fall, it was also hot with anger but from whom I couldn't tell. Finally, the principal took a deep breath, "Stan, I hope you realize what the consequences are? Suspension for 3 days, unless there's something you'd like to say?" "Yeah, there is actually. Thanks for the vacation, see you Monday Victoria." The shades of red she turned and the look on her face was priceless, I couldn't help but smirk, a victory is a victory. When we left the school, I got text from Kyle;
KYLE: Dude what happened?
STAN: I got suspended
KYLE: WTF?! WHY?!
STAN: For kicking your boyfriend's ass, why else?
KYLE: …that's not fucking funny Stan
STAN: It is to me
KYLE: Whatever, when do you come back?
STAN: Monday, 3 day vacation
KYLE: Monday?
STAN: Aww, miss me already miss me Kyle?
KYLE: Fuck you Stan
STAN: I always knew you wanted to ride my dick Kyle
KYLE: Not fucking cool dude :(
STAN Chill out dude, I'm just kidding! God, why are you so pissed off?
KYLE: Because you're an asshole!
STAN: Jesus, your boyfriend is gonna be fine, all I did was fuck up his face a little :)
Kyle GO TO HELL STAN!
STAN: But I'm a good little boy!
KYLE: Hmm, whatever lies you tell yourself
STAN: You know its true
KYLE: HA!
STAN: So how is fat-ass anyway?
KYLE: They took him to the hospital, the nurse thinks you broke his nose
STAN: He is such a fucking liar
KYLE: Idk dude, you did kick his ass pretty badly
STAN: Worried about your boyfriend?
KYLE: …
STAN: Jesus, someone can't take a joke today
KYLE: Whatever Stan, I'll talk to you later
STAN: Ok, have fun at school then
Maybe I pushed the him and Cartman thing too far huh? I shook my head and looked out of the window as we drove home, it was so quiet in the car so I just put in my headphones and zoned out. We arrived home and I was sent to my room, lying on my bed I couldn't help but think; what a great way to end the day, kicking Cartman's ass and get a vacation all in the same day. Thank god school isn't really a job or I would be SO fired. I close my eyes and sigh, what a day.