Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia.

When I arrived at England's house, he asked me, "Are you hungry?"

"Yes," I said without thinking, because I hadn't eaten since early that morning.

But I immediately realized my mistake. England walked into the kitchen and started to cook…something. From the smell coming from the kitchen, I had to guess that he was making scones. It took every ounce of my strength to stay sitting in the chair when he put down a plate of that something in front of me.

"Thanks," I barely choked out.

I cautiously picked one up and took a bite. I almost spit it back out but somehow managed to keep it in my mouth. But when I took another bite (I had to since England was standing over me), I immediately spit it back out. I felt sick to my stomach with the taste of that something still in my mouth. I then felt England's hand on my shoulder.

"You don't like them?"

I shook my head no.

"You're no different from anyone else. Just go."

"Wh-What?" I managed to choke out.

"Go to see that frog or something. They all have better food than me."

He grabbed my arm and pushed me out the door, closing it behind me. I stood there dumbfounded for a moment before walking down the road to the docks. I got on the first boat I saw and after a long sail soon arrived in France. As I stepped off the boat, I saw France leaning against a building.

"Ah, zhere you are. I vas vondering vhen you vould show up."

He then walked over to me and put an arm over my shoulder. I tried very hard not to pull away.

"Now zhen, I'll show you around my country."

We walked away from the docks and were soon standing underneath the Arc De Triomphe.

"Beautiful, non? Almost as beautiful as me."

France then started to laugh kind of hysterically, and I just laughed kind of awkwardly, since I had no idea what we were laughing at. After about five minutes of laughing, I finally got away from France. I started to run.

"Wait, mon Cherie!"

I continued to run. I never thought that all the countries would be this crazy. I continued to run until I reached a little village. I entered a small inn and decided to spend the night there. I entered a room and soon fell asleep.

A/N: I don't really know. I wanted to include England and France in this one, and I just winged it. But still, review and blah blah blah.