So, I've decided to just make this whole thing a SasuNaru fic. Real original, right? I know. Sasuke is so OOC... haha!
June 9th
11:32 am
Dear Diary,
I wasn't sure how to approach this new gay thing… but one's things for certain. I couldn't stop staring at Naruto's ass yesterday. I mean, have you ever seen that thing? It's like… well you've never seen it 'cause your just a book, but anyway, it's fucking perfect! It's like two orange hamburger buns... You know, being gay has kinda made me think about life differently. I'm trying not to be so uptight. Well, I'm gonna see where this takes me, and I hope I don't fuckin' ruin it.
11:06 pm
Let me explain my day in full detail because I don't want to miss anything. After I rolled out of bed this morning and writing in my diary, I realized I'm not gonna get the best out of this unless I go out and get what I want. I decided to go after Naruto, because it only makes sense, right? He's the only one I have any affection for anyway. And I could care less if he's not gay. I'll make him gay (insert evil smiley here). I organized my plan into 3 parts:
Plan A: Extract him. Get him in a very awkward situation and watch what happens.
Plan B: Get help. Ask someone to help you with your idea and ask for suggestions.
Plan C: If all else fails, go for the jugular. Force yourself upon him. Be a man!
So I started off with Plan A with Step 1A: Ask Naruto to spar. Of course he agreed; he's always trying to prove himself. We went to a training ground in the forest, of which I selected of course. Then I proceeded with Step 2A: Purposely loose the first few times. Now this, I really enjoyed. He pinned me down about 3 or 4 times before I started the next step. Step 3A: Win gloriously and pin that sexy piece of ass on the ground! I did just that, and boy was I hinting. I got real close to him, just to see his face and watch it turn pink. He wriggled free, but didn't want to stop sparing. So, I won again, and pinned him on the grass just as before, only this time, I got so close to his face, he turned away a little. I didn't let go for a few minutes, as he said things like "Sasuke…", "Sasuke, let me go!", and "Hey, get off already!". I was in heaven, until he wriggled his way out again, and left. What a little ho! Well whatever, I thought. I still have two more tries. I thought to myself, who can I trust? Well there's only one girl that will listen to me.
I started Plan B by going to Sakura's house. I don't want this to leak until I've succeeded. Anyway, I accomplished Step1B: Find someone to seek help from. Sakura answered her door, extremely happy to see me out of the hospital. Is she that stupid, that she didn't even know I was fine to begin with? I tell her about my dilemma, and she finds it surprising. "You-You're Gay?" she asks me. I explain to her what happened, and my first plan. She agrees to help, and tells me she should turn him gay before I try. I guess that could work. She decides she'll take Naruto on a "date", but instead have a girl's day. The whole time they where out I spied on them. She took him to eat first, then to the hot springs, then shopping, then to go see a chick flick, then to get manicures and pedicures. He started to suspect something after they waked out of the salon, but she ignored his questions and brought him to a gay bar instead. Naruto didn't realize it at first, until he walked in. She led him over to the barstools, pointing out every guy saying "Ooh, isn't he cute?". Naruto got up and said "This is getting really weird, Sakura." and started to leave. As he walked out the door, she yelled "Come on, Naruto, aren't you gay?!". I was inside the bar, and I could have sworn I saw him blush a little bit as he left. Hmm… maybe, I thought, Plan C won't be so hard.
Plan C was kind of hard. I know I had to get Naruto alone, and I'm sure he was pretty freaked out from the both of us today. I thought about this long and hard until I came up with a solution. Naruto always goes home at about 8:30 unless he's on a role or something. The only way I can do this is to just take a risk. I saw him walk into his complex, and soon after I followed. Walking up to his apartment, I thought of exactly what I was gonna do. I approached the door and knocked a few times. He opened it, looking surprised and backing away a little. "Um, Sasuke, what are you doing here?" he asked me, furrowing his brow. I walked in, and said "I just want to talk." He looked confused, and stared at me. After a moment of silence, he said "Do you want something to eat?". "No." I replied. Shrugging, he walked to his bedroom, as I followed, and bent down to pick up some trash. Oh God, I just wanted to plant my hands on that thing. He started cleaning and spoke. "Well, what do you want to talk about?" he said. I sat on his small bed, and started questioning him. "So, you went on a date today, right?". Naruto threw the trash in the trash can, and faced me. "Oh… Sakura, yeah… It was really weird." He looked up at the ceiling as a little color came to his face. "How?" I said. At this point, the sight of him just made me want to push him down on the bed… I couldn't help myself! He looked back at me and said "Well, it seemed like she was trying to turn me gay… or something." As quickly as possible, I replied. "Did it work?" I'm such an idiot. "What?" he asked, surprised. "S-Sasuke…" he said. "What was wrong with you today… when we were-" I stood up, rubbing the back of my head, and paced around his room. "Sasuke?" he said. I couldn't take it anymore. I got up really close to his face. "I love you, Naruto." I said, with no expression. He started laughing. What the hell? I was getting pissed. "Hahah that's good." he chuckled. "I'm dead serious." I said. He stopped laughing, still inches away from me, and backed away. "What?! You don't really-" he tried to say, until I grabbed him and pinned him against the wall. His face turned a complete shade of red, and I finally had him exactly where I wanted. Now this is where everything goes wrong. I kept looking into his eyes, as I was shouting in my head 'KISS HIM! KISS HIM!' but no, I didn't kiss him. He slipped free of my grip, and backed away into a corner. All he cold say was "Sasuke… Sasuke…" he made it seem like I was gonna rape him, although I was thinking about it… I couldn't believe I let him get away, so I tried again. I pinned both his hands against the wall, and almost kissed him… and when I say almost, I mean almost. Once again, he shoved me off him and ran to the front door. "M-Maybe you should leave…" he said and opened the door for me. Trying to keep my cool, I decided to leave, but before I walked out of the door I said to him: "I'm not finished with you." I'm pretty sure that freaked him out. I left the complex, and it was raining again; I was soaking wet when I reached my apartment. I took a shower, and all I could think about was Naruto. I dried off, got dressed and decided to record my day.
Interesting, right? Tomorrow, Neji is having a party, and not a lot of people know this, but he is quite the party animal. He's invited both of us, so my mission isn't over yet.
Review pleez. :3