I tried to work yesterday on this fic but I really couldn't. It proved a bit too hard to write on and I was dying to try out the new patch of the Division. That was a big help since last time as I don't go Rogue in the Dark Zone and I'm killed all the time. Sucks.
I'm really happy with it and I only got three days to play. So I needed that.
I could even get the weekly assignments in two days.
Got a week of holiday and I can write, work on new things. Despite it's the time for Halloween, I have enough of serious and dark works. So I'm really looking forward to more of this.
It's not complete crack but it will go over lighter plots. The pairings are up and this will focus on Blake who will be stuck between Yang and Sun.
And I'm not going to take this serious.
I really needed this humor after the second episode of the fourth Volume. If they don't bring Pyrrha back or at least make a way we can have peace with it, I think I'll be playing the Division for an unhealthy amount of time.
And that's enough shitting around.
Blake walked away, thinking of the words Jaune had said. Sure, the mercenary acted for his own win. In the case she could get along with Yang and Sun, they'd leave him alone.
And his words had some truth. Sometimes, an immoral solution is the best solution. And while he didn't care about anything that would happen, she admitted Jaune didn't like the teasing from the two.
But because that merc had pumped that stupid idea in her head, she went to talk to him. She had no problem finding him. She knew where Jaune would hang out.
Blake got out to the roof where Pyrrha and he trained. He might have been a merc but sword fighting was the sole thing his da didn't train him in.
So besides Aura training, his partner had to train him in using a sword. But for what she heard, Jaune improved fast enough to the fact Pyrrha was shocked he grew to be real good. In one night, he had learned more than she got in three months.
Okay, Jaune might not have had any normal education but he was learning faster than any other student Pyrrha had ever seen.
Jaune had an easy explanation. Learn fast die young. Even so, his sword play wasn't like anything else. It was to kill. Point. He had experience from using a knife but a sword was different.
Blake didn't take long before she ended up at the roof. Jaune had thrown off his hoodie and armor, revealing a well-defined body. His six packs were well collected, his shoulders weren't really that broad compared to Sun but still enough and his arms were well-toned. But that wasn't the most surprising part.
Jaune turned to his arms. Scratches all over them, crossing and covering parts of his shoulder. The largest one was on the end of his back. Large wasn't even close to describing it. It began on the end of his neck, going down to the end.
It also crossed a tattooed number on him. Pyrrha sat next to him. It was like Jaune had been cooling off. Her eyes were wandering on his body.
"Are you done staring at me? I have reasons why I'm not liking to show off my body." Jaune asked while he was folding up his hoodie in his lap. Pyrrha flushed on his way of saying such stuff.
"Who said I was eyeing you? I was just."
"Examining me?" He asked his, what he would normally call, girlfriend. The Spartan messed with his hair.
"You're far too cocky. I can't believe what happened to the stoic, calm mercenary that ended up at this school."
Jaune sat up and looked at her.
"I have more sides. Some I want you to see, some I don't. Some you'll discover yourself. Besides, I found a life that I'm happy to live in." Pyrrha sighed, looking at the merc.
"And I don't mind. I don't like showing off my body because scars are the only things people would look at. So I'm fine with you." Pyrrha's eyes got open further. That guy.
He had been opening up to her more than she would ever guess. But if he could embarrass her, she could embarrass him. and knowing how sparse the mercenary was, she decided to have some fun.
She climbed in his lap, immediately getting his reaction. The composed, cool guy changed in a blabbering blushing mess. "Oh, what's wrong?"
Trying not to get his eyes in her cleavage, he looks away. She took his head and pushed him to look at her. In her eyes was not that much to read. But because he had been acting stupid enough. She pushed her lips on his with every intention of crushing his mouth.
Jaune sighed and slowly melted in the kiss. The Spartan leant up against the Mercenary. Blake had decided she had seen enough.
Why she normally could use that kind of stuff for black mail material, she dismissed the idea. It wouldn't be good for her health. Given how Jaune usually dealt with such problems, it would give her problems.
Jaune had been aware of Blake's presence and stopped Pyrrha to make her look to the open door. Both snorted at the same time. It would take long enough before they brought up this relationship publicly. It fitted in Jaune's style. Getting it? Clandestine former mercenary.
Pyrrha gaze got back at him. "Shouldn't we go back?" Jaune smirked and looked at her.
"I don't think that such a good idea." He leant closer in, his breath softly tingling her ears and she found it not that unpleasant.
"Ren asked me to keep the room free for a few hours. If this goes on, we're two hundred Lien richer coming morning." Pyrrha glared at him, luckily it was a more playful one.
"You're not telling me?" Jaune nodded and Pyrrha held her hand for her mouth not to laugh. "No way." Jaune grinned at her.
"About time those two confessed. It was bad enough with Blake about those two blond idiots." She paused and looked at him.
"No offense." Jaune sighed in mock offense. "If you kiss me, I might forgive you."
She smiled and leant back in. "Oh, that's a cheap price." She leant in, her lips on his. After a few minutes, where in the two let each other go to breath, she let him go. Their foreheads resting to each other.
"You're calling me cheap?" Jaune asked. Pyrrha smiled at him. "Not at all." She said.
"But like I was saying, with those two, it was nearly unbearable." Jaune shrugged.
"Well, Ren said me the same thing about us. Seems like bets are going to be lost this night." Pyrrha's iron grip began to feel a bit uncomfortable.
"What do you mean?" Jaune got closer to her, his arms wrapping around her waist.
"Pay attention to your surroundings and I will never talk." He said with a cheeky grin. This guy? How much of a normal kid was he becoming?
She shrugged.
"You're not going to talk, really? But I can put you through a lot." Jaune gave her a deadpan look like a fish.
"Pyr, I'm a lot but I'm not into BDSM and don't think I'll ever be. So no kinky shit. Deal? I'm also telling I have one memory when someone tied me up. PTSD is really hard that part." He asked with the same way someone would ask what time it is.
Pyrrha's defense crumbled.
"So you intend to stay here until both Nora and Ren are done?" Jaune shook his head.
"I gave him two hours. After that, we're going back. No way in hell I'm spending my night up here. Even your company cannot change that." He said while Pyrrha had shifted in his lap.
"So you spoke about times and stuff like that?"
"Do you want to deal with that? I'm a mercenary not a dating agency. Got to deal with my own love life and that's enough." Pyrrha had to give him that one.
"So you intend to wait here, for I don't know, until you're sure we can go back? Why don't we go to RWBY's room? Oh right." She saw his look. Living with tension was good but it had to be resolved at some points.
"Besides, there is enough to do without going too far." Pyrrha grinned and she had begun to claim her prey. Jaune liked this feeling.
It wasn't love to be sure but it was nice to have things growing back after they've been ripped out of you from a young age. He would do a better job this time to protect what he had left. Suddenly a thought came up and he snorted in her kiss.
"What?" Jaune looked up to her.
"Oh, nothing. Just that, there was a lot of tension around but with us two making out, Nora and Ren downstairs, Blake with her two, Weiss is going to have a very bad time adjusting. Well, that can be fun." Pyrrha admitted.
"So mister Arc, any idea what else we can do?" Jaune smiled at her and looked up to the sky.
"I know enough. But we'll see. I don't hope to fall asleep here." Pyrrha and he joined in the kiss.
"Jaune, you're a real bastard." Literally in his case.
"And that's why I love you." He wrapped his arms around her body.
"I love you too Pyrrha. I never thought that my life would throw me anything good again. But I'm happy to have found you." Pyrrha sighed in his mouth.
"You do realize my parents are going to be against this?" Jaune shrugged.
"Then I'll continue. They can't stop me. I know who you are."
Blake walked back to her room, being frustrated. Not only did that stupid former merc push an idea in her head, she had seen him acting out with his girlfriend and that made her sexually frustrated. But when she passed them making out, it really took her by surprise. Jaune was still pissed about the last prank RWBY pulled.
They mocked his sword play and they made sure Kalash' magazines were empty. He was than thrown in a fight between Cardin. With his gun empty, right at the time, he needed it, he was thrown away and he ended up stuck on a wall.
That of course wouldn't stop them. Jaune used the sword in a similar fashion as a knife. Desperate times asked for desperate measures. He gave team Cardin a decent ass kicking.
He then glared to team RWBY and requested a fight between them and him.
He took Kalash bayonet, twisted on his gun and the former mercenary took his gun with his left hand. With his right hand, he used his sword.
Team RWBY learned the hard way to never again mess with Jaune. His old companions had recorded everything.
She walked home, hearing noises from behind the door. Her sensitive ears didn't even needed to be used. The sock really confirmed it.
It was like Jaune and Pyrrha weren't the only ones who suffered from the sexual tension and if the moans from behind the door was anything to go by, Nora and Ren were thoroughly enjoying their sweet time.
Jaune had lost some money by betting but that was the least of her concerns. If the those two morons acting around on the roof wasn't enough, the noises of Ren and Nora FINALLY getting off would make matters just worse.
Hoping to find some distractions in her own room, she walked in, shutting the door softly. Okay, which one of her works weren't just pure pornography?
Shit.
This might get a little hard.
And it didn't really get any better.
Inside the room was one of her possible love interests laying on her bed, going through her scroll. This night was just getting crazier.
"Hey, Yang." Blake told her partner / best friend. From all people, she found Yang treated her the best. Okay, it wasn't like Sun who was a Faunus himself. Yang couldn't understand where she sometimes went through.
But Yang tried to understand the Cat Faunus and she had opened up to her a lot of times. And while she was a loudmouth, her heart had always been in the right place. The stupid cat jokes was just something she had to take with it.
"Blakey. Good to see you back after you ran off. Who caught you this time? Sun, Weiss, Neptune, Ruby? You know I have stopped trying to go after you." Blake sighed.
"Jaune did. That merc seemed to have multiple instincts. I hate it when he does that." Yang shrugged.
She like to tease the mercenary. He could act so flustered but Jaune didn't let slip things easily. Hitting a woman wasn't a thing Jaune would forbid himself to do.
And he had taken out Yang before.
Blake deiced to take a book to get her mind of things but then noticed something. "Yang, where are Ruby and Weiss?"
Yang smiled.
"Ruby is with Penny. The two would hang out the entire day and I don't know when she'd return. Weiss is at Neptune's place. He could clear the place for a while." Raising an eyebrow, Blake was amused.
She knew Weiss had a crush, obvious enough on Neptune but that she'd go along and dared to suffer teasing from Yang was beyond her.
Blake sighed. She had done that a lot nowadays.
"So where are Sun, Sage, and Scarlet?"
"Sage and Scarlet both found a girl's dorm to hang out. Yang invited me here, thanks for that, Yang." A voice came behind her and she turned around to see Sun coming out of the bathroom.
Blake wasn't actually to say amused. Of course, she was somewhere happy to see Sun. The Monkey could always light up her day and her humor was really helping her. She glared first at Yang and then at Sun.
"Yang, did you really think it was a good idea to let him in here?" Yang smiled.
"Having material to tease the Ice Queen is always good no matter the price. Besides, Sun gave me a workout. So I owned him for that."
Sun shrugged and went to sit on Weiss bed. "It's okay. It was fun, because someone else decided to run away. And we have nothing better to do than listen to those two." He gestured to the door where the noises have been driving up.
Jaune would have an awkward time for this.
Served him right after ditching her like this. She rolled her eyes.
"Oh great. We got Nora and Ren here, Jaune and Pyrrha on the roof and Neptune and Weiss are your guys room? I'm not looking forward to the coming days." Yang let out a snort.
"See, told you they'd hook up. Now, you won me 100 Lien." Blake sighed. She had maybe to pay up for Jaune but she wasn't going to let the mercenary enjoy this.
"I'll pay tomorrow. Right now, I just want to sleep." Blake said.
That was the thing she was hoping for.
She wasn't expecting anything else.
For sure, she wasn't expecting Yang and Sun to have both identical shit-eating grins.
"Really, you want just go to sleep, while there are so many other things to do?" Blake became mute after hearing those words. Things didn't have to go any crazier.
"What?" She asked the two jokers.
"Well, I and Sun were talking about you after our match." Yang began while Sun leaned against the wall.
"Well, she started in and I just followed in." The guy admitted. Blake muteness turned in a glare to the two.
"And what exactly did you two talk about?" She said, her glare not faltering. For both the objects of her, what she hated to admit, affection. She wanted some explanation.
"Well, I asked Monkey Boy what he thought of you. Turned out it was the same thing as me. As much I like Sun, I didn't want to fight him over that. After I told him my feelings for you, we decided to let you make a pick."
Blake had now been really quiet. Curse Jaune, with his unorthodox ideas. It wasn't as easy as her love books were everything would be solved easily. She had to pick. One of the two.
And that was something hard. She just couldn't pick one. Yang had been there for her. In the forest, with Weiss and on the dance.
Sun had caught after she ran away. He asked her out for the dance.
She couldn't choose. Not one of them.
Blake took a deep breath and leaned her head back.
"Actually, guys."
And with this, I cut it off.
Partly because I want to let you guys hanging on this and partly because I nearly have to shut down my computer.
I got a week free of school with just a few things planned and not that much homework. And my schedule is looking up.
I didn't realize it would be this difficult.
I got a sense of humor, despite my parent's ideas I don't. It's just different. If you want some kind of crack fic, read Kyrati in ISA. I got some guys saying it's really good.
You only need to have enough knowledge of Infinite Stratos and Far Cry.
And for me, RWBY isn't my usual working zone. I like working on the Great Monty Oum's creations but this is hard for me. I haven't read that much of RWBY or didn't catch up with that much or chatted with that many fans as I did with High school DxD and Infinite Stratos. The latter being the section I'm used to working in.
As for Jaune, he's completely OOC. That's because it's not the same Jaune. It's my mercenary turned Hunter one who I got an own story from. Which I also posted on AO3 yesterday.
That I have to give that site. If you got more than four characters, it's easier to post up relationships. And while there is never enough Arkos, I posted this as a SunnyBees fic because this OT3 really need some love. Which doesn't mean I'm just throwing myself at just that focus.
I need to think. I need to work things out. And because it's my last evening having a free computer, I'm letting this off.
I hope I can work on but I'm not promising anything. And I got a bunch of other stories waiting.
You know what I'm really hoping for. I hope that a bunch of other authors would update because I seriously need some distraction from RWBY.
For those who celebrate Halloween, I'm giving you guys an early Happy Halloween and for those who don't, meh, nothing to say.
With this time of year, I normally would start working on a dark fic but I'm not doing any. Got enough planned.
First story that will be updated is a fic about a guy who is going to cut, shoot and strangle some Devils.
Saluut.