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Chapter 2- The Plan
The Janitor was in one of his friend's teal vans when he decided to take a shortcut to Turk and Carla's place that only he knew about. He wanted to make sure that he was able to get his twenty bucks from Elliot. Dr. Cox wanted to come with, but Jordan had dragged him out of it for another "night on the town." So it was up to The Janitor to try to win his bet with Elliot for the both of them.
The Janitor soon realized he had to wait around, for he looked in the window and saw Carla. "Son of a bitch," he growled. But he soon decided it would be better to wait.
Back inside, Carla was explaining everything to J.D., "So Izzy is asleep right now, but she'll be up crying in about an hour. Check her diaper to see if it needs changed, then feed her the baby food on the top shelf about a half hour after she wakes up, and then try to play with her for forty-five minutes, afterwards give her a bath and out her back to bed. Do you understand what to do, J.D.?"
J.D. nodded. "I understand, Carla." There was a knock at the door.
Carla opened the door to see Elliot on the other side. The two of them hugged. "How's it going, girl?" Carla asked.
A smile covered Elliot's face. "I'm great," she said with a slight hint of laughter. She then saw J.D. in the living room and pretended to be curious. "What are you doing here, J.D.?"
"I going to watch Izzy for Turk and Carla while you guys are gone," he said.
Elliot's look turned desperate, but she soon shook it off and said, "Well I hope you and the kid have a good time." She quickly rushed Carla out the door.
The Janitor kept hidden from Elliot and Carla's sight. "Time to make my move," he muttered to himself. He took a slippery floor wax he took from the hospital one day and checked the place for any signs of J.D. He saw J.D. sneak into the bathroom to take a shower. Once he was in the bathroom, The Janitor snuck into the house through the only unlocked window in the house.
The Janitor knew he had to do this fast and quietly. He took the floor wax and started spreading it on all of the tile and hardwood floors in the house. He then took Izzy's baby food and switched it with some hot sauce that he colored the colors of baby food with food coloring. He heard the bathroom door about ready to open and The Janitor quickly jumped out the window and closed it.
J.D. opened the bathroom door and checked his watch. It would be about forty-five minutes before Izzy was up and crying. But when J.D. took the first step onto the hardwood living room, he was slipping and sliding. When he got onto some of the other tile and hardwood floors, it was the same result. J.D started screaming at the top of his lungs and he reached for a curtain, but he tore it in half and he slipped onto the hard, unforgiving floor. "Damn it," he grumbled. He threw the curtain in the empty trashcan. He decided to blame it on Izzy.
Speaking of Izzy, soon after J.D.'s accident, the baby was up and crying. "Damn it," he said. "It's too soon." He quickly ran up to Izzy's crib. He decided to check her diaper first, and sure enough, it was dirty. He quickly got it off of her and threw it in the trashcan to avoid the foul odor. When he tried to change Izzy into a clean diaper, she sprayed him.
J.D. thought nothing of this and changed Izzy into a clean diaper. After a half hour, it was time to feed Izzy. He got out the baby food and tried to feed the baby, but Izzy spit it out and started to cry. "It is a little early yet," J.D. said. "Maybe I'll wait a little while." But when he started feeding Izzy on time, her cry only turned into wailing and she pushed the food off of her high chair. J.D. decided that Izzy wasn't hungry and he decided to play with her.
J.D. got out some of Izzy's favorite toys (Turk showed him this before, so he already knew.) But he soon saw that Izzy was an aggressive player, as she kept hitting J.D. on the head, resulting in him getting a headache. Izzy giggled at his pain and she crawled off while J.D.'s back was turned.
When J.D. turned around, he saw Izzy was gone. He thought Izzy was trying to play a game, and he didn't like it and he yelled, "I'm warning you, I eat babies for breakfast…with BBQ sauce." He knew this wasn't a good thing to say. He knew he'd never eat a baby. But he wanted to try to scare the baby out of hiding. But when nothing worked, he knew he'd lost Izzy. "Oh crap," he said to himself. "I got to find her."
Little did he know that The Janitor was watching all of this go down.