Chapter 2: So I'm a witch?

After they had all thoroughly ridded my kitchen of the tiny bit of food we had, I brought them into the living room and sat down. Sirius put his feet on the table and I only glared. I still wasn't used to the house…but I refused to let Sirius be rude. I prodded his feet and he made a face then rested them on the floor.I took a deep breath and sighed. "So…" I took yet another heavy sigh and looked at my palms. "What if I told you I was from the 21st century?" I asked still looking at my palms, as if they were the most interesting thing in the world.Sirius was the first to respond to my question. "I'd say you're a bit off your rocker, Hartman!" He said with a snort."Sirius! Obviously, the fact that Rick dumped her is causing her a lot of stress! Give her a break!" Remus cut in."No, you're not getting it…I really am from the 21st century!" I exclaimed."Right…" James and Sirius muttered at the same time, both putting their feet on the table."Would you two knock it off! I'll prove it!" And with that I stood up and led them to my bedroom…not before pushing their feet off the table of course.

Man this place was a real mess…I mean…insanely. I'm talking bra's hanging off the doorknob kinda thing.I blushed a profound shade of pink as soon as we entered. "This isn't mine don't worry." I said kicking aside a thong. "Who else's would it be?" James asked picking up a pair of underwear then flinging it across the room at Sirius. Who screamed like a bloody girl."I don't know…I just…I woke up and everything was here. I was in a different house, a different bed, room…hell even a different country, and time! It's all really confusing." I muttered and sat on my bed."C cup huh? Well…I'm seeing you in a whole new light, Jayde!" Said Sirius holding up one of my bras."Give me that!" I said and snatched the thing from him."Sorry!" He put his hands up defensively. I rolled my eyes and walked over to my desk. I rummaged impatiently through it, talking to myself silently until I found the letter from Frank. "Here…proof!" I said handing over the letter to Remus, Sirius, James, and Peter. They read it and looked at me."What does he mean Voldemort isn't at his highest ranks yet?" Asked James nervously."Yeah...and how did this dude know who we were!" Sirius gasped."You really want to know?" I asked running a hand over my neck."YES!" All four marauders exclaimed."…Well that's too bad because I can't tell you!""WHY NOT!""Because…I'd change the future and I'm not aloud to do that." My eyes flickered upon Peter for a minute; he turned pale and then hung his head. I shot a glare at Sirius as he was staring at me in an odd way again."I still can't believe it…I really AM a witch.""Not only a witch…but the witch that has shagged every guy in the school…except for me of course." Said Sirius, grinning at Remus, James, and Peter."Oh my god…wait…did I sleep with you three?" She asked referring to Remus, James, and Peter."NO!" Said Peter. Remus and James remained silent."Oh my god!" I gasped putting a hand on my heart and falling onto my bum."Oh, come on now Jayde it was just a little-""Shut it! I don't need to know the details!" I snapped as I stood up at once."Well…what do you want to know?""I want to know, why they gave me a warning for doing magic! I'm not underage!""Yes, you are! We're forbidden to do magic until we're out of school." James answered."Oh." Was all I could respond with. I went over to my dresser and reached into the second drawer in an act of desperation to change the subject. And there it was…my beloved, dreamed about wand "Is this bloodwood?""That it is." Remus said standing up and taking the wand from me."Bloodwood, vampire fang core, eleven inches, good for defense against the dark arts.""Well…do you like vampires or is it just me?" Sirius asked sarcasm heavy in his voice. "I don't know what you're talking about!" I lied. The truth was that I had actually been obsessed with vampires since I was around eleven years old. It's amazing what magic the movie 'Interview with the vampire' can work . "So…Where's Lily?" I asked trying to change the subject yet again. Remus, Sirius, and Peter all looked to James. "What?" He snapped."You see last time we checked…you were the one obsessed with Evans.""Good point! She's in London right now. Staying in this brand new little pub called the leaky cauldron. Room six. Bed two...sheet…numbers…" Before he could continue Sirius threw a pillow at him.
"What?!"
"You know….I knew you were obsessed but I didn't know you STALKED her!"
"I DON'T STALK HER! She writes me!" He said triumphantly sticking out his chest. I couldn't help but grin. How could I forget? James and Lily get together this year.
"You two are going to be head boy and girl together, aren't you?" I asked taking a seat on my bed and pushing Sirius, and James off.
James rubbed his rump as he stood up and gave me a look of both annoyance and suspicion, "I didn't even tell the marauders that. How did YOU find out?" He queried curiously."I have connections." I smirked once more. "So…I'm a witch? I mean I'm actually a witch?"
"That's right you're a witch." Remus answered rolling his eyes.