Charliechick: Hey all! This was originally going to be a oneshot, but I decided to add more!
AIZEN GETS KILLED BY YUZU KUROSAKI
Aizen smiled smugly as he stepped down from the gauganta, into Karakura Town. He didn't often investigate the Human World, but this was a special case. A soothing Autumn breeze blew an assortment of coloured leaves about the park he was standing in, as he looked up at the surrounding infrastructure. Yes, this town for sure. The residents would make the perfect ingredient for the king's key.
Aizen collected a gigai and continued walking along the main street. Whenever he came by a shop that tickled his fancy, he would go inside and take a look. He was just coming out of a shop labelled 'Rainbow Parade,' when he saw her. A little girl running a small stall, selling home-baked cookies. Realising he was hungry; Aizen decided he would buy one.
"Can I buy a cookie?" he asked the young girl, using the much played 'Nice Guy' act from back in Seireitei.
The little girl looked up at him with her big brown eyes and smiled. "Of course you can, sir!"
"What is your name?" asked Aizen.
"Yuzu Kurosaki."
Aizen briefly wondered if she was related to Ichigo, before accepting the cookie and sitting down to eat it.
The next few (and final) hours of Aizen's life were no fun. He encountered diarrhoea and constipation, as well as fungus. He went back to Hueco Mundo, where he died mid word, mid sentence, mid Espada meeting. Upon a later autopsy performed by Szayel, it was revealed that there was nothing wrong with Yuzu's cookies, but in fact The Great Aizen was dreadfully allergic to sunflower oil, which was used in the cookies.
Aizen was dead, and little Yuzu Kurosaki would never know that she had saved the Soul Society a hellava lot of problems.
Fin.
Join us next time, when Aizen gets killed by Keigo and Mizurio~