Again. Oooooof course. She had to do it on a holiday.

"Cassie!" Winslow screamed. "What the Nether was all that?!"

As usual, Cassie shrugged. "I'm not sure what you're referring to!"

"You sunk an entire cruise ship, Cassie!"

She raised her eyebrows. "Are you sure that was me? I- I would think I'd remember something like that…"

"Cassie, I watched you launch a block of TNT into the captain's face!"

"That sounds dangerous!"

"You were throwing children off the ship!"

"That, uh... that must've been horrifying to watch!"

He wasn't done. "Then you started making out with the armour stands!"

"Well, thank Notch that the children weren't on board to see it!"

Winslow sighed, then noticed how… red and sticky… the lifeboat he was in was.

"Uhh.. Cass?" He asked slowly. "Why is the lifeboat all red and sticky?" He felt as if he already knew the answer.

Cassie looked down at her feet and almost looked surprised. "Well! I guess you could say it is red and sticky!"

"Cassie, what are we standing in?"

"Would you believe it's beetroot?"

Winslow scoffed. "No! I would not believe that!"

"Hmmm, apple juice?

"Nope."

"Boat nectar?"

"No!"

"Some of Notch's tears?"

"Tell me the truth, Cassie. Now."

She pouted like a five year-old. "Fine! It's the hilarious couple from 2B. The guys who do the Epic Proportions series."

"You mean PopularMMOs and GamingwithJen?"

"Yup."

"CASSIE!"

"But they were taking all the pumpkin pie!"

"I can't believe what I'm hearing!"

"I will not apologize for art!" Cassie sniffed.

"Where are the other lifeboats?"

Cassie's pouting behaviour dropped. "Whoa! You won the prize, I didn't even notice that!"

"Cassie. Where. Are. The. Other. Boats?"

"Looking at the trajectory of the moon and the sun… probably at the bottom of the ocean. I broke many parts of them…"

"Cassie!"

"I got a serious problem."

"Well, DUH! You are just terrible today!"
"Aren't I always? No - wait - WAIT! Shhh! You hear that?" Silence. "That's the sound of forgiveness!"

"That's the sound of people drowning, Cassie."

"That is what forgiveness sounds like. Screaming and then silence."

I've decided to not do TOO much on this. Just rewrite the series with Cassie and Winslow... Yeah. But THAT'S because of multiple reasons. Oh, yeah, by the way, there is a poll on my profile that I highly request you do. So, yeah, cya next chapter!