A/N: And here is the next chapter!!! Thank you so much to everybody for the really nice and positive reviews that you've submitted… It really got me inspired…. Hope this next chapter is of to your liking!!!! I aspire to make everybody here happy… On with the next chappie!!! (Reviews and questions you've submitted will be answered soon…)

You're My WHAT, Sanzo-sama?

The two idiots who assumed they've heard something they didn't opened the door slightly to Sanzo and Hakkai's room. Their room is next to the two idiots' room so they just tiptoed quietly to the other side. Once they got there they opened the door and peeked in.

Sanzo and Hakkai were doing the normal things. Sanzo was reading the newspaper loudly with his vein twitching dangerously (You'll know why later) and Hakkai was talking rather loudly on his cellphone. The two idiots can tell that Hakkai is really annoyed with that someone he was talking with.

"I told you multiple times, I have to think about it sir… Can't you just wait, damn it! Yes, yes… Whatever… Uh-huh… but…. NO!" Hakkai was talking to someone in his cellphone.

Sanzo, as I've said earlier, had his vein twitching dangerously. He had been reading the newspaper loudly because Hakkai's voice was really loud and he can't understand what he was reading. Now that Hakkai raised his voice even more, he was clearly annoyed. "HAKKAI!!! IF YOU'RE GOING TO SHOUT GET OUT OF HERE, DAMN IT!!! He snapped at the man. Hakkai forgot that it was raining, so Sanzo is in a really moody state today.

Meanwhile the two idiots who were spying on them were listening and watching intently. After that event, Goku pulled Gojyo aside. "I told you, idiot! They weren't going to kiss! I win! Now get the food, servant!" Goku said victoriously to Gojyo.

"Not so fast, idiot! Just because Sanzo shouted to Hakkai TODAY doesn't mean they're never going to kiss! And quarrels are normal in a relationship!" Gojyo snapped.

The two idiots who were busy quarreling did not notice that Hakkai was leaving through the door. Since Goku was still leaning by the door, Hakkai banged it straight through Goku's face. Goku's (broken) nose began bringing out blood.

"Oh no! Goku, are you okay? I'm so sorry! I did not notice you guys!" Hakkai apologized while healing Goku's nose.

"Don't apologize to the idiot, Hakkai…" Gojyo piped in.

"I, a--- na--- a--- idio---!" Goku retorted while Hakkai was healing his nose. (Literally translated to human language, 'I am not an idiot'.)

(A/N: I don't necessarily hate Goku and Gojyo; I just put these stuffs in for a little more humor!)

Sanzo heard the commotion outside and went outside the door to see. When he saw Gojyo sitting there 'stupidly' ('stupidly' referring to Sanzo's criteria for idiots) and Goku's broken nose, he began to get suspicious.

"What are you idiots doing outside my door? And why is Goku's nose bleeding?"

"I accidentally hit him with the door on my way out, so I broke his nose." Hakkai replied politely while still healing Goku's nose.

"Banged his nose on the door? What position was he in?" Sanzo was turning into a real private investigator.

"Why, he was sitting on the floor with Gojyo. Why do you ask?"

"Aha! Are you idiots spying on us?"

"You sick monk! What made you think that?"

"Why else would you be sitting outside the door with the door slightly ajar?"

"The door was slightly open alright, but how did you know that, Sanzo?" Hakkai piped in.

"While you were leaving through the door I noticed that you opened it wider than you would have normally done, so I assumed that was the case." Sanzo explained to Hakkai.

"Okay, but it does not necessarily mean we were spying on you!" Gojyo retorted.

"Then how can you explain your position and the slightly open door?"

"Goku and I were walking towards the exit of the hotel; he said something that pissed me off so I pushed him toward your door. He fell by the door narrowly missing it by inches. The door was slightly ajar by that time and as I was about to help him up, Hakkai pushed the door open and voila! He broke his nose!" Gojyo had been thinking of this story while they were quarreling a moment ago, so it's not necessarily 'quick thinking' like Hakkai's.

"Hey, you weren't trying to help me up, you hit me on the head and said 'idiot'!" Goku said, immediately catching on to the story (because he had to, but under normal circumstances he wouldn't have got it) but did not want Gojyo to sound like the good guy.

"Not very convincing, but I'll buy it for now." After saying that, Sanzo turned abruptly on his heels and strode towards the exit of the hotel. He planned on leaving even if it was raining, which startled them.

The three stared after him and blinked. Hakkai then brought his attention back on Goku's nose. "There you go, Goku. But I must say that I'm sorry because you still have to wear band-aid on it for three days."

"That's fine, Hakkai. Thanks for healing it." As Hakkai went to get some band-aid, Goku brought his attention to Gojyo, who was still sitting and sighing with relief.

"You stupid idiot! Now look what happened to me because of your perverseness! I just told you, there wasn't anything going on about them! Or are you really concerned because you like Hakkai?" Goku said the last few words with a smirk.

Gojyo blushed. "What made you think of that? I'm not gay! And how about you, you agreed to this whole thing coz you don't want to believe that Sanzo belonged to someone else, right?" Gojyo retorted equipped with his a smirk of his own.

It was the monkey's turn to blush. "Pervert! Just because I don't look at sexy girls and drool over them doesn't mean I'm gay!"

Hakkai was by the hallway when he heard the last few words. "Oh dear, are you two fighting over who's gay and who's not? I knew I shoulda stopped your quarrels a long time ago… It was a sign of something!" Hakkai said with a smile on his face (When did he not have a smile on his face anyway?) while putting the bandage over Goku's nose.

"Hakkai, you pervert!" Gojyo said, his face completely scarlet red.

"Oh, now look who's talking…" Goku managed to tease Gojyo while he was blushing… Madly.

"Oh well… Since Goku's nose is broken, you alone will have to come with me to the market, Gojyo… We need to get supplies for the journey." Hakkai piped in politely, changing the subject.

As Goku was going back to his room he grazed pass Gojyo and whispered in an inaudible whisper, "Have fun with your boyfriend, pervert!"

"Why you…" But whatever he had to say had to be put aside, because Hakkai practically dragged him out the door.

End of Chapter

A/N: So how did you like it guys? And just a reminder: This is not a shonen-ai fic. These information are merely put in to make it more hilarious, and besides, I do not like the pairings I have hinted, I merely put them in for fun. I also do not write shonen-ai for pairings aforementioned above, for I do not like it, but I do not necessarily hate it... Anyway, please read and review!!! I need three positive reviews to inspire me to update…