Wow, I am simply amazed at all the support i am getting for this story. I am so thankful i am typing up this chapter and posting it a day earlier than i had originally planned on. Thank you all so much and i really hope you enjoy this chapter. Before i start as always
DISCLAIMER: i do not own the characters or locations in this story
Dipper stared at the blonde haired girl known as Pacifica Northwest sitting on the ground in front of him. Dipper remembered the snobby little rich girl from five years ago who was intent on making his and his sisters lives a living hell. Dipper had noticed how much she has changed over the years. She had grown to be just a bit shorter than him and he was 6 feet tall. Her figure had also grown more womanly her hips had gotten more defined, her breasts had become larger, and her long blonde hair went down to the middle of her back. Dipper was brought back from his analysis of Pacifica's figure by her waving her hand in front of his face.
"Hello? Dipper are you ok? You didn't hit your head did you?" Pacifica eyed the young man curiously leaning in very close trying to get a better look at him. This caused Dipper to come to his senses so quickly he jumped up with his hands waving in front him nervously.
"Oh..what..um yea I'm fine no head injuries here hehe..hehehe…", Dipper stood there with a nervous smile on his face and rubbed the back of his head. Dipper then realized that Pacifica was still on the ground in front of him and quickly held his hand out offering to help her up. Pacifica smiled and took his hand with a thank you as he pulled her up rather easily. Hmm she is lighter than I thought she would be Dipper thought to himself. Now that Pacifica was standing up he could see that she was wearing a tight purple dress that went down mid thigh with a black crop top leather jacket and black leggings with white high heel boots. Seeing how her clothing hugged her figure made Dipper blush a deep red. Pacifica noticed this and with a concerned look she spoke.
"Hey Dipper you don't have a fever do you your face is all red?", Pacifica leaned in closer like before causing Dipper to only blush harder and to jump back once again.
"Oh what no not at all I'm fit as a fiddle. Anyway how have you been Pacifica it's been quite awhile since we last spoke," Dipper asked her in an attempt to change the subject which luckily for for him it work.
"You're right it has been awhile and I have been good, my family still has a small fortune even after my father losing our money when he invested in 'weirdness bonds' so we live in a smaller house and because of that we have grown closer and things in my family have been a lot better. I suppose I owe it to you in a way if you didn't stop that weird triangle guy we wouldn't have lost our fortune and I wouldn't have gotten as close to my parents as I am now so thank you," Pacifica flashed Dipper a bright smile that made his cheeks turn a light shade of red.
"Oh um no you don't have to thank me I was just trying to protect everyone," Dipper rubbed the back of his neck in embarrassment while chuckling lightly. Pacifica smiled before her expression changed to one that said that she had an idea.
"Hey Dipper do you maybe wanna grab a bite to eat with me and catch up?" Pacifica questioned Dipper with almost hopeful eyes. He gave her a small smile but declined politely
"Thanks for the offer but there were others I was planning to go see can I take a rain check on that bite to eat?" Pacifica pouted playfully and then smiled
"Sure but I am going to hold to that!" she announced as she began to jog away with a wave. Dipper waved back before continuing on his way down the street. After taking in some more of the sights of the town he had missed so much over the years he had decided to go into the woods and pay a visit to some of his more unnatural friends. After about a half hour of walking Dipper finally made it to his first stop a small cave surrounded by strange looking mushrooms and moss. Dipper got down on his knees and crawled into the cave to see a bustling civilization of gnomes going about their business. That was they were until a certain brown haired gnome named Jeff spotted him calling attention to all the other gnomes who as soon as they all spotted him rushed over to greet him jumping up and down wildly. Dipper smiled and laughed at the scene that was taking place around him each of them all calling out his name except for a certain gnome who simply yelled Shmebulock over and over again. Dipper kneeled down and felt something plop down on the top of his head he reached up and felt that a pointy hat had been placed on the top of his head.
Jeff exclaimed happily in a loud voice "Because of a unanimous agreement between all of the gnomes it is my honor to proclaim you Dipper Pines an honorary gnome!" all of the gnomes clapped and cheered and began to swarm him once again. After spending some time with his new found brethren Dipper said that he had to go and see some other friends, and began to leave the cave. Dipper waved bye to the excited gnomes and exited the cave and made his way to his next stop. Dipper was climbing up the side of a mountain that had several familiar and manly shaped punched into the side of it. As Dipper had made it to one of the large holes in the mountain he was immediately pulled in by Chutzpar into a manly hug. After being released from the crushing hug and catching his breath dipper reached into one of his many pockets and pulled out an extra large bag of beef jerky which caused all the manotaurs to chant man over and over again as dipper began handing out handfuls of jerky to each of them. After exchanging manly conversations with each other for a few minutes the ground of the man cave began to shake as Leaderaur approached the young man as all the other manotaurs went silent. The large black Manotaur leaned over and smelled the young man before standing up and reaching into his chest exactly like he did when Dipper first met him. He pulled out a longer version of the spear that he was given as a child. Leaderaur handed Dipper the spear and loudly proclaimed in a booming voice that shook the man cave itself
"Your Mansformation is complete!" with that all the other Manotaurs cheered and chanted the word man once again and became silent as Dipper raised his hand to speak
"Thank you all, but I have to get going, but before I do….let me at that pain hole!" The Manotaurs cheered and carried Dipper over to said hole. That day the forest was filled with Dipper's screams once again filled the forest much like they did when he first encountered the pain hole all those years ago. After his visit with the Manotaurs and his battle with the pain hole Dipper paid a visit multi bear and brought him the latest album of Icelandic Pop Music Star Babba on tape. They danced and sang to the whole album together laughing the entire time.
After he left the cave of the multi bear by the time Dipper had made it back to the Mystery Shack it was almost dark and Wendy was just heading out to her car
"Oh hey Wendy sorry for not sticking around earlier I just felt like taking a walk around town and have a trip down memory lane you know?" Dipper said with an apologetic tone to Wendy. Wendy slugged him in the shoulder and spoke with a chuckle
"Don't worry about it if I were you I would be more worried about about your sister, she hasn't stopped knitting since she got here since everyone had either grown out of their old ones or they had started to fall apart, and Dipper you mind me asking why are you wearing a gnome's hat and carrying a giant spear?" she asked with a curious gaze shifting between those two items. Dipper laughed and told her it was a long story and waved her off and gave her a friendly fist bump before heading into the shack. He walked towards stairs but stopped and saw his Gruncle Stan in his usual sleeveless t shirt and boxer outfit snoring in his chair as an old episode of 'Ducktective' played on the television. He looked past Stan and and saw Mabel sleeping soundly with her head on the table covered in yarn and waddles sleeping soundly at her feet. Dipper smiled at his family and thought that Gruncle Ford must be sleeping down in the basement as Dipper climbed the stairs and went into his room changing into a t shirt and shorts. He climbed into bed and drifted off to sleep with a smile on his face.
Wow this one took me awhile to type up but here it is chapter two I hope you all like it I am really enjoying writing this story. Well again Biorex24 signing off.
