College Application for the Naruto World

Chapter 2- Naruto Uzumaki

Part one of the application

Name: Naruto Uzumaki

Birthday: October 10, 1990

Sex: …why do you want me to tell you about my love life? I know these questions are suppose to be hard, but are they suppose to be that personal?

Family: I'm an orphan. Does that tell you anything? My father and mother died when I was young. They were in the military. My father was the highest ranking military person ever and my mother a battlefield nurse. I'm going to grow up to be as great as my father and make him proud!

Grade Point: C- , I would have gotten a better grade in school except for the fact that I kept falling a sleep in class, and Kakashi-sensei never gave us anything to do. All he did was read his Icha Icha Paradise, which he would let me read saying I was to "young." I mean, do you even need a certain age to be a pervert? Look at Jiriaya, you would think he's too old to be a pervert, but look at him. I mean he writes the perverted stuff…and get's paid to do it!

Awards:

Top Ramen Eater- 1st place for 9 years. Ask anyone, I'm the greatest. Last year, I managed to eat 15 bowels of Ramen in 2 minutes. They tasted very good, if you want to know.

Class Clown- For 6 years, I managed to take it away from Kiba Inuzuka by doing the best prank ever. I would tell you it, but it would get me arrested and I highly doubt that you accept students that are in jail. In case you want to know, I got a shiny plaque for this.

Number One Loudest, Unpredictable, Hyperactive Knuckleheaded Student- This award was given by my teacher, Kakashi-sensei. I think the award explains itself, don't you think?

Acitivites:

Ramen Appreciation Club- 9 years

A club that I started, can you guess what the club purpose is? You probably can since ou're all University graduates anyways. The club has kept the famous local stand, Ichiraku, of Konoha open for the longest time! We have our yearly Ramen eating contest! I think you guys over there call it, "Ramen Ditch day" or something…

Sleeping- For 17 years

Unlike what people think, sleeping is very hard to do at times. Sometimes you have to go to the bathroom and you don't want to leave the bed, while at other times you just can't sleep and you're stuck looking at the ceiling the entire time, which causes you to be tired and sleep in class. Let me tell you, sleeping in class without getting caught is a talent. Especially when you have Kakashi-sensei who I swears has the evil eye where he sees everything even if Chouji is eating chips, though you really don't have to see him eating, rather you can smell it across the campus.

Soccer Club- 4 Years

I play forward on my school team, which has been undefeatable for 4 years, which you might want to note that it's the same amount of time that I've been on the team. Just saying. When I'm on the field, no one can catch me! Not even my own teammates, which might be a good or bad thing, no one can tell.

Community service

…Does helping the Ichiraku stay open count?

Work

Location: Ichiaraku

Time worked: Well…here's the thing, I was hired but fired the same day…apparently you don't get many discounts for working there. It wasn't as fun to work there rather than eat there. So I'll say about 4 hours, 15 minutes and 6 seconds, which is much better than my other job that I won't tell you about.

---Author Note---

I have a feeling that Naruto isn't going to college anytime soon... hopefully his next section is better...hopefully. RxR. I thought up of the idea for this by my hopeless attempt at filling out my college applications. I hate high school.