Heeeere's the Dirk Wise, that Clever Dog
He likes to play video games.
Then peaceful life crashing has just came
when Aliens vaded and razed.
RED ALEEEEEERRRRRT!
And now he's Decked in a game of Mechs
with Vehicles and Troopers.
With newest friends who's all non-human
AND SOOOOOOOOO
IT'S TIME TO GO KICK SOME ASS!
It is now morning. I've went through and sleep since I haven't heard of the new system blocking any matches at the current time. I went up and get some answers at the Message Board. This is what Headmare Twilight said.
'I forgot to mention. Warfare Warriors has a new rule to help people sleep. All matches are opened from 6 AM to 11 PM. This was updated five years since people hadn't got too much sleep.' Now I know why.
But back to what I was going to do first. I go to the Kitchen Area, where the Dragon Head opens. With my Gearset selected, I went into the B.C.A. And started hunting for Cheepchis. Using the Baurun Steak, I use it for the Cheepchis to eat and lay eggs. I think that's how it works. I begin my routine gathering food ingredients,
Then returning so I can fix up my breakfast. Forgot to mention yet, but I used my funds to buy ingredients after creating a new vehicle. I now have MelonPan breads, extra Chicken Eggs and Extra Garlic Bread. I get to work cooking my first buffing cuisine. Cheepchi Eggs and Chicken Eggs, they I believe do the saucing, so I added four bacon strips first. Four Lv2 Reds, and three of those become Lv3 Red. I then added three Sliced pepperonis, stirring it into another Lv3 Red. Then using one Cheepchi Egg to transform the Reds into blues, turning it into Bacon Pepperoni Scrambled Eggs. Then adding one handful of Mozarella shred cheese, then one more Bacon Strip for another Lv2 Reds.
[Scrambled Cheepchi Eggs with Bacon and Cheese]
My first breakfast under 100 points, but 50 is good enough. I feel my defensive powers majorly buffed, while my offensive and support is slighted. All after eating this. With that done, I make my way to the Vehicle Hangar, to check on my new vehicle. A home-built M3 Stuart Light Tank with slight modifications. The Turret has the Tag Laser for LRM users , and two Small Volt Laser. But fun thing are the types of Ammunition for my AC/5 cannon in the turret part. I have frags, grapeshots for close-range, and flak for anti-air purposes. As always, the Targeting Computer. Not going any further without the Targeting Computer.
Before anything else I went to get my Red Dell Laptop so I can spend time waiting. I open it and go on SpaceTube. Then clicking on one of the Gaming videos. I have my can of Soda as well, mainly Dr. Pepper. My favorite of the beverages. After watching through first level, I click on the second video that contains news. And this one does not look good. There's an uprising against the race of Gamers. That must be us. Who is declaring war on us? I use the video's dial bar to find it.
"The Modern Soldier's only concern is the Erasure of Gamers." said the president, who doesn't look like Donald Trump, but worse. His hair is brown and comb, looks like any elder guys. "We will spread with business and politics. No more fun time." He's gotta be kidding. Sounds like a Super Villain who's rich and wants to take over by rich or force. I caught eye of another video which says 'Invasion of Phiocye.' The alien race that destroyed my home planet Earth. There are also videos where the remaining youtubers survived by going through the portal. But it seems the Phiocye wasn't done. After taking over and making a base on my former home planet, it's revealed that's just the beginning of their conquest.
My Laptop pops away and the match is ready. I'll have to watch more of those later. Now in the Crystal Empire City. And being in a tank means I have limited vision (front). I wait for the time to tick down before doing whichever. I now see what the driver seat looks like, though bit smaller. Minimap in the middle, display of my Tank's vitals, top shows the four available weapons, and anything elseee ignored off. "All Systems Nominal."
"This is your Princess of Love. Take control of the Target, and use necessary means to defeat your foes." I heard the briefing while turning my tank's turret, using the turret monitor to mark the lancemates I have. Currently we have three friendly lance tanks. s Looking at the Tab screen, Looks like we have Four Lances consisting Five. Light-Med Vehicles, Heavy Tanks, Medium Mechs, and Airborne Vehicles.
"Hey, I recognized those five usernames." It was a pony on my Lance Group. Sandbar was it? "They're part of the Sentai FanClub."
"No no no! Don't tell me we're gonna listen to that stupid Roll call." It was a hippogriff in his dual-barreled turret tank, who looks annoyed.
"They couldn't." I said, "Unless they on the same team."
"Haven't you heard?" he said, "They are popular with the Giga-Phone."
"Giga-Phone? Haven't see them use those." the Unicorn piloting the Buggy Car. And then I brace myself the introduction of the five.
"The Glorious Chain! Seina-Blue!" introduced by the youthful yet grown man.
"The Adventurous Sword! Seina-Red!" introduced by someguy with french accent.
"The Graceful Bow! Seina-Yellow!" introduced by a japanese girl.
"The Cheerful Axe! Seina-Black!" introduced by a person who stole Japanese Krillin's voice
"The Gentle Fan! Seina-Pink!" introduced by the old lady who's voice is serious and actually dangerous.
"Unholy Beings Beware!" Seina-Blue declared to us,
"We're the Saviors of Humanity!" and Seina-Red added, and what follows up is their team introduction. Combination of three men and two women.
"King's Sacred Squadron, SEINARUGERS Summoned to Fight!"
"Seinarugers?" I asked to myself, sounds like a fanmade Sentai. But I think they're gonna need to show suits and zords as proof they are true fans of sentais.
"All Lances Stay Together." The other Lance's leader said, "They have strong mechs."
"Anyone got those LRMs?" I asked, "I have TAG laser Equipped." as I hit the pedal to the metal, following my lance group to the Crystal Heart Area.
"Terramar and I do." said the griffon. That must be Gallus who I spoke last night, "But I don't know why you have those with a Cannon."
"So I can deliver additional damage." I answered someone's question, and the set my focus on the match. We're the first to reach the Crystal Empire castle's underneath, before meeting the Five rushing in. From what I see, they're five Medium-weight vehicles, and they run faster. I see them taking cover, trying to shoot at us with lasers and ballistics. I see them! Located in the southern area! I took position behind one of those outside castle walls, moving out of cover and unloading my AC Five shells, starting with the fraggies.
I aim my cannon at the front one, the mech piloted by the Cheerful Axe. I fired and took cover, waiting for it to fire back before coming out and shooting another, letting them fire their lasers, cannons, and missiles. I drove out and fire my TAG laser, holding the Tag trigger down as much as I can while vehicles and mechs fire their missiles. The Cheerful Axe starts soaking damage, butil I see it has 70% left. I continue to pound it with Frag Shells. I somehow noticed the Graceful Bow is missing. Only to find her sneaking up, trying to harass us! I switch to Grapeshot Shells, a type to go Shotgunning on someone's flank. Speedy Mechs on my team chasing after it, doing damage. I watch it come to my sight and FIRE! Pellets hit the Graceful arms and torso of the yellow mech. Looking at it... It must be a Commando, but at a height of any Medium-weighted mech. Her arms weapons got torn off however.
I watch her get bombarded before finally shutting down from heavy damage. She's going nowhere. Now back to my targets. I drove up and find them firing. I then see friendly airborne vehicles already intercepting enemy airbornes, now in a dogfight. Ballistics and Missiles fired at those. I find Sword and Chain marching forward, and see that Cheerful Axe and Gentle Fan went missing. I drove up and start firing my Frag Shells. I managed to damage the Red's legs, then the blues. Two more shots and the Glorious Chain's legs got damaged. That'll slow it down. I tag and they fire LRMs. I watch the Glorious Chain's mech get showered by missiles before finally shutting down.
"Hey! Where's Gentle Fan?" asked Smolder, who's on the Airborne Lance and was looking around. But we've got our answer when that Gentle Fan Med-Speedster was on my right side, BOOM off goes my barrel, destroying my Auto Cannon. There goes my main weapon, but I am not out yet. I turn my tank around and immediately fire the Small Volt Lasers, small yellow beams of lightning bolting beams fired, tasing the mech. I managed to take out one of her Machineguns. No wait, scratch that, two. But now she has one more still firing on me. But luckly one of the airborne vehicles came and lasered it. It turns and runs, but I won't let it go that easilly. I kept my tank in front of my target and volt it.
"Use the Repair Scrapbox!" said Smolder, "It will repair one of your Equipment." she might mean my weapons. It's on one of the equipment monitors. I use the buttons to select and select.
"Auto Cannon...Repaired..." It works! I see my AC/5 weapon now green litten.
"Alright! Let's take care of the other buzzers." said Gallus as the other Lances patrol around, while me and my other comrade stays at the Capture Zone. Quarter of the Lance stood at the Target Area.
"Enemy has Destroyed Target Beta." Not good. I see the timer resetted to ninety-nine seconds, now counting down. It froze to 1:04, meaning an enemy's at the Target area. I joined the patrol for the enemy, and I turn to see an enemy Heavy Mech, engaging with two of the Tanks. I run up with Grapeshot shells equipped, and pulled the trigger. Red Blinks my crosshair meaning I hit multiple parts of the single target. The Heavy Mech firing multiple medium lasers at the Tanks. One is seriously injured. One more shell, and the right arm popped out from too much damage. I continue with small volt lasers, then drove around the left before I get spotted. I turn my Turret and fire both my Cannon and Tag. I see Air Helicopters, firing the Tiger-powered missiles, long like a long sword, flying onto the Heavy Mech, from 60% to 0% of Death.
"Target Destroyed."
"My Crystal Heart has been safely protected. Well Done, my Subjects." A Sweet victory.
I'm back to the Hangar, and already got my laptop before launching the queue. Back to SpaceTube. What should I do research on...? Ricky... I couldn't consider him my friend anymore after what he did but I should check his channel. I typed in 'GoGoRicky' and find his Channel with videos uploaded from Youtube. The videos I find are just his let's plays which I used to watch. I browse all the way to the very first uploaded Ell-Pee videos. Let's play Pokemon. From what I heard, he only focuses on Pokemon and Pokemon only. He's been trying to get me into do an LP of Pokemon Black and/or White, Fifth Gen Only. After this, he is getting me to do Nuzlocke, where if one of my Pokemon Faints, it must be released and/or put into the box. It gets worse when he is getting me to get a Account, but mom told me no. After an argument, and insulting my Mom for being an Idiot, I've decided this is the last straw, announcing I am cutting my ties with him if he's gonna insult my family. And even after three months later trying to convince me to leave behind my family which he calls 'Corrupt'? How dare he. That gives me more reason not to talk to him again.
Moving on, I browsed around until I click on what catches my eye. I've recognized it. A video where I'm one of the guest stars for the let's play of Monster Hunter World. I was a Bowgunner, be it light or heavy. I learn to take position and shoot, and move if I'm in danger. It was them that taught me the importance of teamwork and not being stubborn. It's how I earned their respect, until the incident where some guy told them I was the ultimate villain, the ultimate monster. I did lots of search, to find that name and I have found it. Immediately I use the drawing tablet. He has paler cyan hair, male, on let's play videos he wears a red shirt with a red cross that's in the bible book I guess, and brown pants that looks like he got it from Duluth Stores at Duluth Trading dot com. That includes his shoes. I managed to save the picture before the game starts. Here I go again in my M3 Stuart-like tank. Ammunition and Consumables restored after battle.
I'm now in the rocky canyon lands, hot and orange, and brown. I'm the only tank here this time, with a medium weighted vehicle and two other lights that are APCs. While the left has four Mgs and two SRRs, which I assume be Rockets, the right has a nice turret. Looks like a plasma rifle turret. This one has small auto cannons on the front. The Medium Half Track has a nice 6-Barrel Bazooka Turret, box shaped. And two small red lasers on front. I look at the right to find light/med mechs, and the left to see heavy/assault mechs. So 4 Players on 3 each lances per teams. No Airborne Vehicles.
"Hi Dirk! Welcome to our Team!" It was Silverstream that spoke, I recognize who's piloting those mechs. Ocellus, Gallus, Sandbar, Yona. They're on the other lance.
"CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS HEAVY MECH WARRIORS! YAAAAY!" I managed to cover my ears from a loud shout of the little girls. I can hear their groans however.
"Geez." said Gallus, in the Medium Mech with Airborne Equipment, "Could it hurt for them to not yell so much?"
I wait until time ticks to zero, and then the mandatory power-my-vehicle-up thing. With all systems declared nominal, I follow the other three. The two APC drivers, wingless dragons, and the Light one must be a Ground Geeky Parrot. "This is your Headmare of Ponyville. Use lethal means to defeat the enemies." We drove through the rightside of the canyon mountains, and we're not even to the middle when we see Airborne Vehicles. Helicopters I bet.
"SQUAWK! Incoming Helicopters! SQUAWK!" alerted the Parrot, and I do see them.
"I got this." I inserted the before readying the Auto Cannon. "I'll cloud them good." and with my final sentence, I pull the trigger. Shells fly into the Gyro Lance, and hits them. I continue to fire and switching to different air bogies, before they turn around and fly away. The APC Drivers won't let them get away. Quad MGs and Plasma Rifles aimed and firing, mass bullets fired while aided by plasma bolts. The four first Warfare Warriors didn't last long, and they came crashing down.
I can see the text chat popping up, looks like they aren't happy.
'Gyro 1: WTF!'
'Gyro 2: [BEEP]ing A-A!'
'Gyro 3: We said leave us alone!'
'Gallus: Your fault if you couldn't avoid the AA, noob. :P'
'Gyro 2: [BEEP] this match.'
And these four left the game. With that out of the way, we took positions and watch our enemy approaching. I see three assaults and four heavies. I assume there's one more. Probably missing. No matter, we armed and fire our main guns.
Heavies and Mediums fire their lasers and ballistics. I switch from Flak to Frag for some fun blowing up stuff. One APC gets closer, I'm guessing his SRRs means it's short ranged. Rockets Fly out upon launching. Other APC fires the short barreled Cannons, and the Half Track fires the Box-zooka rockets out of their Box-zookas. I continue to use my Auto Cannons however. Frag Shells fired at them, forcing the enemy Mechs to take cover. We maneuver then to get in sight of the target, and FIRE! They continue to evade and hide.
"Yo! Vehicle Lance!" alerted Gallus, "Semi-Med Mek approaching your flank."
"Got it." I responded, before turning my Tank around to the opposite side. Going NorthEast to find a Semi-Med Mek. That Mek however looks like if you're controlling an Armored Core. It is silverly gray, but has light blue secondaries. It approaches but then stops to spot me. It's gonne be like those Mechs from Anime, wielding mech-sized weapons like beam rifles or beam swords. This one he wields some kind of a Ballistic rifle. On it's left side waist torso, some kind of a beam sword. The scanner on it says short beam sword.
I somehow am getting communications from the enemy. Incoming enemy transmission I could say. I patch him through to hear what it has to say.
"Who are you to speak to me?" I said at first,
"You are Dirk Wise?" it said, sounded like a middle-aged male. But somehow knows my name.
"It is. How do you know it, and who are you?" I asked,
"I will not give my name to the disrespected like you, nor will I have any conversation." he said, "I'm letting you know that I'm here to carry out my objective. That is all." and Immediately he fires his first ballistic shot out of the rifle, while strafing and moving in closer. I hit the gears to reverse and aim my turret, firing AC/5 Frag shells. It strafes and few of them hits, but only the shields. Wait, how do Mechs get Force Shields? I aim my Small Volt Lasers and TAG Lasers, firing all three. The small lasers did sufficient damage to the shields.
I open up communications to my allies so they can hear me.
"Requesting aid. Looks like I'm fighting an Armored Core." I then close it and continue firing. I aimed at the rifle he's carry and then continue firing with small volt lasers. It actually hits it, and one cannon kills his small-barreled gun. Now switching to his short beam sword. It jumps and prepares to thrust, but with the Nitro Fuelbox, I jet out of the way, turn around and fire my shells at the Armored Core's back, knocking it back. But it was able to stand up. I drove backwards and kept my turret aimed, one cannon shot and it deflects. DUNG! He chopped my Turret's barrel just before I can pull the trigger, disabling my AC/5. Now left with Small Volt Lasers, which I will switch and fire with immediately. It hits his beam sword handler, getting rid of his only close-combat weapon. But looks like he's not done. He grabs my tank with two hands, raising the leg and preparing to stomp. It's leg is aimed at where I'm driving. I aim my volt lasers at the mecha boot however, keeping it back. I may not have time for the cooldown however as it pulls it back and tries again. Luckilly, it gets interrupted when a Medium Mech ran up and quarterback tackled it.
"Big Bully will not harm Human Classmate!" Yona shouted, and then I watch her arm her Big Pulse Lasers and fire, pushing the Armored Core Back. I just got the spared time to use the Repair Scrapbox to fix my Turret, arm with a Grapeshot shell, drive up and BOOM! Pellets flew right at the Armored Core, dismembering the AC arms, unable to pick up any weapons, not even its teeth since Mechs don't even have a workable mouth. Zoids can however. But back to what I was doing. I open fire with my AC/5 and two Small Volt Lasers, until the target is finally destroyed.
"This is Headmare, confirming no more enemy Targets. Well done."
This is no joke however. This former youtuber I forgot his real name, but to call him 'Ten'no Ten' since it's his new Spacetuber name, must be the source to get every people of my own kind to treat me like a monster. I'm now the instant red nose of the other reindeer.
I can see now my breakfast buff is about to expire. It says 20 minutes left. So I've make my way to the Kitchen and to the Battle Chef Arena. I am looking at the icons of areas I can go to. Looks like Small Forest Stage is the only place I can go to. I click there to get myself started. Armed with the WW2 themed Foot Soldier Gearset.
I begin my sprinting through the trees. Limited to six spaces of ingredients I can carry, I'll need to make trips before my five minute time limit runs out. I aim my M1 Garand Rifle and start shooting. Cheepchis going down like a pushover, unless it goes super fast. I gather as much Cheepchi Breasts before moving on, and I am lucky. Twenty Taka Berries! After gathering the first three I return to store them in a pantry box, then making multiple trips to get as much as I can. I'm at the last minute, now I have 27 Taka Berries and 3 Cheepchi Breasts when I stopped to find a Baurun charging into a tree trying to kill the Cheepchis. I reload my rifle and started firing, using up all my magazines before it is downed. I grab Ribs and use my M1 Bayonet to stab that Cheepchi cause I know it can steal whether you like it or not. Few more stabs and I got its Cheepchi Breasts and Baurun Steak. Times up, I blink back to the main base hub, with my items teleported to the Pantry/Fridgerator.
Back to the Kitchen, I was stinged with a reminding note. "Remember, Cooking Items are excluded from the Ingredient Cap. You can bring most as much as you like." I nodded at the note before bringing my Combo Pan ready. I managed to plan my phases before the cooking. Cheepchi Breasts + Rotini Pastas. Getting them to one Lv3 Blues and one Lv2 Blues. Sunhat Tomatoes and saucing the green with Can of Pasta Sauce. Two Sliced Cheeses for Six Lv1 Greens while using Pizza Garlic Powder as a Green suce for my other two Reds. Taking advantage of the Combo Pan's power, I stir the elements to the spot so it will level to what I want. I went as fast as I can, but I've made it.
It is steaming rainbow since I got level 3 of Earth, Fire, and Water. [Cheepchi Parmensan w/ Sunhat Melody]. One consume and I feel the awesome yet balanced buffs. My Defensives, Offensives, and Supports. My lunch operation is complete. I should be good for five more hours. Now, I make my way to the message board with my Laptop carried. I enter the Ponyville Servers to find the Six Creatures here, along with the teachers. The Users colored In pink must be teachers while the yellows are moderators. There's the purple user, Headmare Twilight. Time to get into the chat and tell them who got my own kind targeting me as their enemy. Maybe I can find out the name I'm dealing with.
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[Saving Profile]
Pilot Name: Dirk Wise
Title: Rookie
Skill Rating: Bronze Tier
Vehicles:
Half-Track – Spotter
(45 MPH, 32 A.P. ,1 Ballistic, 1 Energy, 2 Heat Sinks)
M3 Stuart – Standard
(36 MPH, 60 A.P., 1 Ballistics, 3 Energys, 6 Heat Sinks)
Gearset:
Foot Soldier – (Standard)
(14.1 MPH, 11 A.P. , 2 Ballistics, 2 Close Combats)
Allegiance: Independant Friendship School
Leader: Headmare Twilight
Members: 500k (1,000 Moderators, 2,000 Teachers)
Ranking: Not in a Unit
Budget Power LV: 5 / 10
Home Base: Artisan World