Disclaimer: 2nd chapter, still don't own Ouran
Ootori Kyouya
Damn twins sent me a quiz. , what the hell. Maybe I'll just take a look...
1. Do you enjoy licking things?
What the hell's wrong with you?
2. Have you ever bought hair dye for yourself?
*death glare*
3. Have you ever tied someone up?
Can't you hear the begging from the other room
4. Have you ever been tied up?
Wanna die?
5. What kind of shoes do you wear?
Dress shoes
6. Would you feel guilty for taking advantage of someone?
Shit happens.
7. Your weapon of choice?
My ability to see all possibilities and use them to my advantage.
8. Do you have any piercing?
*death glare*
9. Alcohol?
My partner's so cute when s/he's drunk. *grins*
10. What kind of vehicle do you drive?
Classic sports car
11. How do you eat your ice cream?
I. Don't. Eat. Ice cream.
12. What gift would you give your partner?
Their well-deserved punishment.
13. What's your ideal pet?
Something that obeys my every command.
14. How do you order at a restaurant?
Order for me and my partner - no matter how expensive, whatever my partner wants.
15. The server brings you the wrong food. What do you do?
Smile and politely explain while planning the server's bloody demise.
16. You catch someone checking out your partner. You:
Stroll over smirking and confront them by saying, "Back off bitches, this one belongs to me."
17. Your dream occupation:
Private detective.
18. What's your favorite accessory?
Rope. Or handcuffs. Or maybe my whip. Whatever suits my mood today.
19. What costume would you wear to a masquerade?
A Renaissance costume, or something classy, that perhaps matches my partner's costume.
20. What kind of music do you listen to?
Something refined and romantic.
21. Do you usually find yourself on top or bottom?
Are you trying to be a wiseass?
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You are a Don't Fuck With Me Seme!
Serious and to the point, and sometimes bordering on the sadistic, it takes a special breed of uke to satisfy your needs. You tend to be anti-social with little patience for most people. You need someone to challenge you and push you to your limits, and then be able to take your intense reactions, which possibly involves rope and sensual torture. This is what makes the Badass Uke the yin for your yang, as you're the only one able to put them in line and satisfy each other.
Most compatible with: Badass Uke
Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke, Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke
Sorry fangirls, he's just not compatible with Tamaki, but don't worry, there is always an exception to the rule. Don't get discouraged. I answered how I thought Kyouya would answer, which cause some emotional scarring. Maybe next