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Song written by Freddie Mercury

Sung by Queen circa 1975

I wrote this song fic because I can see the parallels between Snape and Mercury. Albeit, Freddie was dealing with his sexual nature.

I researched some of the words as I didn't in which context they were used.

*Scaramouch is a cowardly buffoon

*La fou means the fool is French

* Fandango is an exhaustingly fast Spanish dance

*Gallileo, well if you don't know who Galileo Galilei is please get off FF and go back to science class. BTW Galileo discovered Mercury!

*Bismillah means "in the name of Allah" in Arabic