A/N: Hey guys! for those who have followed this story, sorry if it took kinda long... I've been really busy at college lately, but I've finally found time for this! Thanks for the review Donunttakemeserious! As requested, here it is! Lastly, don't forget, if you want to see Rosie get picked off by a certain item, post it in the reviews, and if the reviews are good, I will make a series for the whiny little bald head himself!

One Saturday morning, Caillou was just downstairs in the living Room of his house playing with his plastic toy soldiers. He had just learned about the American War of Independence when his playgroup went to the local world history museum for a field trip. He thought that the bravery of the soldiers was very inspiring, that he decided to re-enact the Battle of Cowpens with his plastic army men. His imagination was unstoppable until Rosie walked into the room.

She saw Caillou's plastic soldiers and decided to knock them over with her duck pull toy, giggling afterwards. This made Caillou really angry. "LOOK WHAT YOU DID ROSIE! THE AMERICANS NOW LOST THE BATTLE THEY SHOULD HAVE WON AND IT IS ALL YOUR FAULT!"

Then out of blind anger, the bratty four-year-old punched his sister in the face really, really hard, causing Rosie to cry and her nose to bleed. Eventually, Mommy was drawn to Rosie's crying like a moth to the flame and upon reaching the living room, saw Rosie sobbing while holding her nose, frantically trying to stop the bleeding.

Mommy then carried Rosie and asked Caillou, "WHAT DID YOU DO CAILLOU?!" while shooting him a dirty look. Of course, Caillou tried to feign innocence and hoped that Mommy was dumb enough to buy it. "Stop lying to me Caillou!" Mommy yelled at him. "Caillou punch Rosie!" Cried his sister while still holding her bloody nose. Mommy was not taking anymore of this nonsense. "That's it Caillou! Since you lied to me and hurt your sister, there will be no dessert for you tonight! Now apologize to Rosie!" Of course, the whiny little piece of crap tried to protest.

"But-" "No Buts," Mommy cut him off, "Say you're Sorry!" Caillou then begrudgingly apologized to Rosie, whose crying turned into a smile in a matter of seconds.

A little later, Caillou was in his room throwing his toys around while cursing Rosie. "Ugh! I hate Rosie! She always gets away with everything, even if it is her fault!" Caillou thought to himself while throwing blocks on the wall. He finally had enough of throwing his toys around and decided to go take a breather in the backyard.

Caillou made his way to the backyard, but did not play on the swings nor the sandbox; he just sat down on the porch and breathed in the fresh air.

He was finally having a relaxing session, until Rosie arrived carrying her bunny toy with her. "Caillou, play with bunny!" Rosie said enthusiastically while holding it in front of his face. He couldn't believe it! After getting him in trouble, Rosie was the last person he wanted to play with, and she was forcing him to play with her! So Caillou stood up, grabbed the bunny from Rosie, tore its head off and threw it in her face. "GO AWAY ROSIE! I DON'T WANNA PLAY WITH YOU!"

Of course, Rosie started crying again and instead of just standing there like a crybaby, she kicked Caillou in the groin. "OW! TAKE THIS!" Caillou shoved Rosie backwards, and after falling down flat on her back, her hand accidentally pressed the trigger of Daddy's nail gun, which just happened to be lying there and pointing at her head. Caillou was so amused at seeing the person who cost him dessert crying in so much pain, that he did not take the severely weakened Rosie's hand off the the trigger, which kept shooting nails into her head until she died, lying in a pool of blood coming from her nose, eyes, mouth and ears. Caillou smiled, now that his nuisance of a sister was gone.

"Good riddance!" he said to himself. He turned around to go back into the house, but was really surprised to see Mommy and Daddy standing behind him, apparently having witnessed the whole ordeal.

Without saying a word, they literally dragged Caillou into the car, drove off to the park and hung him by his underwear on the flagpole, where he was displayed on CNN as the kid who was "Hanging on the flagpole with an atomic wedgie" and was never taken down. THE END