Why Me?!?
Chat room C has the following members:
Alice
Edward
Jasper
Emmet
Rosalie
Bella
Emmet: Hey all. Its been long since I've been able to handle these conversations with my posttraumatic stress and all.
Edward: Emmet. You don't have posttraumatic stress! OMG
Emmet: Edikins don't hate because I get an excuse not to do homework unlike you.
Edward: Emmet I swear to God if you don't stop saying Edikins.
*Edward has logged off*
Emmet: Well someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.
Bella: Emmet, what would you say if we did a little prank on our special friend Edikins.
Emmet: Now, your talking Bella.
Rosalie: Emmet, isn't this one of the reasons why you got p.t.s. ( trying not to blurt her botfriends business all over the internet.)
Emmet: Yea your right like always Rose. Look Bella nice you asked me a couple of months ago I would've said yes with no hesitation. But now I'm afraid I'm going to have to turn it down. Sorry
Alice: Who killed all the fun out of Emmet?
Rosalie: Not me.
Jasper: Omg dude, you just earned mega maturity points for that one.
Alice: Now, I gues we know who is responsible.
Bella: Ok one of you three need to explain what is going on now.
Emmet: Ok so before the date earlier on Friday I was talking to Jasper and Edward-
*Edward has logged on*
Edward: See look is it that hard to say?
Emmet: Yes. Anyways before Edward rudly interrupted me Jasper was talking the usual of how he could never get enough of kissing Alice. (cringes at the thought.) And then When I told them I said I Love You, they were like congratulations your getting more mature. Then they got me thinking that maybe I wanted a more maturish relationship like you guys. Rose that's what I meant about getting jealous and pareniod. So I thought if I was more serious at times then that could get me somewhere. And when I tried it out on the date it actually worked. Now all of this being serious is getting to me caussing me to get p.t.s.
Alice: Aww Emmet that was so sweet.
Jasper: Yea I'm afraid me and Alice don't have as much of a good relationship as you two do.
Edward: Yea, dude you are beyond maturity points of me and Jazz combined.
Rosalie: Why didn't you just talk to me about it?
Emmet: Because I wanted to show that I was getting more mature on my own. You know what Bella I think I'm in after all. One needs a break after all. We all saw what being serious caused, I can afford one last prank or so.
Bella: Awsome!! Meet me in another chat room were only Rosalie is allowed to come and not the rest of you. Sorry.
*Bella has left chat room*
*Emmet has left chat room*
*Rosalie has left chat room*
Chat room D has the following members:
Bella
Emmet
Rosalie
Emmet: Ok, so what are you thinking of doing, my little devious friend?
Bella: Well that's why I asked you and Rose, you guys are the most creative.
Rosalie: I think I have an idea. =D
Emmet: Keep talkin babe.
Rosalie: Ok, so you know how he never washes his car, but then yet he hates when people write "wash me", and when piggens crap on it he decides to wash it. So what if you,Bella, get his keys for the day and we drive it to the messiest place were birds crap like all day and then you babe of course get the second best part. You write "why me Edikins, I thought you liked me. No loving car owner would let me suffer the way you did. So please wash me =*(." SO what do you guys think?
Emmet: Uh babe, I think its perfect.
Bella: Yea that can work, and go well really well.
Rosalie: Oh really thanks.
Bella: Well sorry you guys but g2g diner with Charlie.
*Bella has logged off*
Emmet: Well, Rose I think I just fell even harder for you.
Rosalie: Oh really. Well to bad this is your last prank.
Emmet: I think we can arrange another one or so to see you in action.
Rosalie: Well maybe you would be the one in charge next time.
Emmet: Ok I like the sound of that. So are we still on for the Pie Eating Contest?
Rosalie: Yea, I gues so I miss my less serious boyfriend.
Emmet; Oh your going to regret saying that. I'll see you in 15.
Clowns, Pies, and Screams
"Emmet, where is this pie thingy suppost to be at?"
"UH, the Jersey Shore." Emmet says mocking a fist pump.
"Oh YAY. I get to be a guito for a day." Rosalie says exploiding with sarcasim and imitating her best Snoki hair poof/hump.
"Rose, its fine its not even that bad I was there last Friday remember?"
"Yea, why were you driving praticaly all over the world last weekend?
"One word AMP!" Emmet says pointing to his can that is chugging down currently.
"Eww, why do you drink that stuff? Maybe that is giving you p.t.s" Knowing that it isn't but feels like toying with her boyfriend.
"One-its amazing, two-all the best ahletes drink this before they do something grave, and huge. Three-there is like barely any reason to why this would give me p.t.s. But nice job trying to fool me."
"Ok so your not doing anything grave/huge so why are you jugging that down like there is no tomorrow?" Freaking out a little bit now.
"Rose what is my deepest darkest secret?" Focussing on driving now
1,000x more then he was before to ashamed to face his girlfriend.
"Uh you scream like a girl, when you see clowns anything. Why?" Really concerned for him now.
"Well ok so let me tell you the truth about last Friday. Ok so I heard that there was this new carnival in town. I heard they had a pie eating contest so I was like why not go, I am sooo hungry right now and plus let me see if I can eat 5 pies and brag to Rose tomorrow that I ate the same amount of pies as the amount of months we've been together. SO when the contest started I was amped up and in the zone. I had finished the first pie under a minute in a half and that's when it all went downhill. I was done with ΒΌ of the second pie and I had to wipe my mouth. And when I looked at the napkin it had a clown on it so I screamed in my girly voice of course and I spit everything out when that happened. So by the rules of the contest I was disqualified." Foccusing on driving 2,000x more then he was just a minute ago.
"Emmet, if you knew that was our five month anniversary why did you keep saying one month." Knowing that something is really wrong because if Emmet knows something he is the first to blurt it out.
"Well, because that bloody napkin had five clowns on it." On the verge of tears.
"Look, Emm let just do something else then if you don't want to go through with this today. Because its fine with me."
"Ok, I'm agreeing to anything that does not have clowns involed."
Mad Man After Revenge
Chat room A has the following members:
Emmet
Rosalie
Bella
Edward
Edward: Ok, so which one of you did it?
Bella: Love, what are you talking about?
Edward: Bella don't cover up for them. Which one of you did it?
Emmet: Why me, I, did Edikins. Did you like it? Because I spent all day on it. I think it is a true masterpeice, work of art, yes.
Edward: Are you crazy? (fuming) Emmet why do you do this? Just be prepared to sleep with one eye open because I'm coming after you. Muah hah ha
Emmet: Ok bring it on. In fact I challenge you to get revenge on me.
*Edward has logged off*
Emmet: SO what do you guys think he is going to do this time?
Rosalie: I don't know but lets just hope he gets more creative then doing the same prank on you, like he did last time.
Bella: What happened? Oh wait was that the prank where he payed his grand father to follow you for a day, and you just paid him double then what Edward paid to leave you alown.
Emmet: Yupp that sure was. Edikins is such a amauter at pranks.
Rosalie: Don't underestamate him. Remember he can pull really good pranks sometimes.
Bella: Yea, like the time he made Jasper think he was hypnotized.
Emmet: Yea, he gets credit there. That had me dying for days. You know Jasper still thinks he was hypnotized for a while by him.
Rosalie: Yea, Alice told me about that. She was saying that for like a weak when they were in one of their disgusting make out sessions, that he would always puase and ask her "Am I Jasper or Edward?" lmfao
Bella: Omg wow that is insane well g2g guys, me and Edward are going to dinner. =D
*Bella has logged off*
Emmet: Lols, if I ever do that please smack me because if I was every making out w/ you and had to question who I was I don't deserve you then.
Rosalie: Awww, so are doing anything tonight?
Emmet: Yea, how about we go stalk Edward and see what he's planning on doing to get me back.
Rosalie: Wait but then you are ruining the prank.
Emmet: Yea your right nvm, up for anything speceail?
Rosalie: Uh not really
Emmet: Awsome, I say I go pick you up, and then we bring Chinese take out back over to my house.
Rosalie: OH, perfect!
*Emmet has logged off*
*Rosalie has logged off*
Chat room C has the following members:
Edward
Rosalie
Bella
Jasper
Alice
Jasper: Oh, man Edward that wasa priceless.
Alice: Yea, I don't think I have scene Emmet so scaedin my life.
Rodalie: You guys, so not funny he is actually really scared of clowns.
Edward: Oooppss
Rosalie: If he's not himself I swar to god, I will get you back. And I mean it if I have to run around town lke some mad man ruuning for revenge.
Edward: Alright, alright I'm sorry
Rosalie:: Hey, you guys how do you feel about doing the same trick that Edward here did on Jasper to Bella, sorry Bella but I have no other choice saying how this was your boyfriends actions and just returning the favor to him.
Jasper: Yes omg, I was about to kill you myself Edward.
Rosalie: Well I gotta go check on Emmet, saying how one of his supposed best friends did a prannk on him on something that he is tramatized by!!!! (fuming)
*Rosalie has logged off*
'Uh, let me try calling him again, Edward is such an douch.' After five times of countles dialing Rosalie just decided to go over to his house. When she got there only his car was there which she figured. She reached under the plant nxt to the door to get the spare key. She got the key and opened the door.
'I hope he's okay I don't hear anything, which is not normal.' She thought while going up the stairs to his room. When she got there she just heard snoring which was good. 'Its 2:00 why is he still sleeping?" She said looking at the projector clock in his room. Figuring the only way to wake him up, Rosalie sat down next to him on the bed and kissed him softly and whispered in his ear "Love, wake up."
"Huh, who is that? Mom is that you?"
"Emmet, you just earned yourself a slap for later" giggling now.
"No, I don't I didn't ask who I was."
"Yea, uh just asked me if I was your mother."
"oh, okay fine, but please don't hurt me im gentle."
"Well, I'm afraid your "gentle" level is the same as a bear's."
"Oh yea, you might be right about that, Not like I don't enjoy the company but what are you doing here?"
"I came by to see how you were since I called 10 times and you didn't pick up."
"OH don't remind me of that clown thing."
"I have a feeling that Edward his going to be a kiss up for the next couple of days."
"Why, what did you do now?"
"Well, he was bragging about what he did on im earlier. So I set him up straight by threatening him, and by telling him the truth."
"what truth?" Emmet says groggy.