A New Night at the theater
by Nickoles Menty.
"The Virus of Love"
1 1/2 stars. (* 1/2)
Well, I have just come straight from the latest play at the theatar, entitled, "The Virus of Love". It is the usual sappy
Romance story that occurs at the wrong moment(Such as the kissing scene in 'THE REVOLUTION' that happens when one lover is on
the guillotine.) In this one, it is the usual Romeo and Juillette of forbiden lovers, Liza (Esme Squalor, that dreadful
lady!), a catholic in a small town, and Frank, who is a Buddhist, or one who believes in Karma, Nirvana, and such, from a
nearby city. The two fall madly in love, and I reccommend you don't have your kids watch act 1 scene 2, entitled, "The
Bedroom". So, they fall in love, which the parents don't like. The mother, Raggedy Ann Doll, is not happy with this, so she
genetically creates a virus. But before that, the two escape to the nearby city. 2 years, later, they come back, and them
and their son are killed by the virus. Both the parents feel bad, but since they mourn for her, the local priest agrees to
kill them. It is a common tradgedy, as a plotline and how I rate it.
I only reccommend it to those who are looking for codes in the story. The play was very very very boring, dull, and bad.
About as depressing as what happened to the local Quagmires. Speaking of the Quagmires, I'm fairly sure the young boy Bobby is played by thier son, Quigley Quagmire. He looks identical. But who knows
with Falo Tunco's bizarre and dull plays.
The acting was very dreadful, along with the script writing. Did you notice how many times there was a ring? Beatrice, the
originally planned actress, would have done better. So beware before you see it. As for the acting, Esme, your better off
as the 6th most important financial officer. Next, Ivan should stick to his long books-- RING! Oh, that was random, wasn't
it? That just gives you the idea of how many rings there were. Anyways, Ivan should stick to his long books, which is
supposedly meant for hiding codes in it! Tom Cruise did the best out of everyone, even though his ego hogged the stage.
So, I know you readers are used to seeing me write long reviews, but I am afraid I don't/can't waste your time reading about
such a horrid play! Please, Please PLEASE don't go see it.
That is all I have to say.
Sincerely,
--Nickoles Monety
by Nickoles Menty.
"The Virus of Love"
1 1/2 stars. (* 1/2)
Well, I have just come straight from the latest play at the theatar, entitled, "The Virus of Love". It is the usual sappy
Romance story that occurs at the wrong moment(Such as the kissing scene in 'THE REVOLUTION' that happens when one lover is on
the guillotine.) In this one, it is the usual Romeo and Juillette of forbiden lovers, Liza (Esme Squalor, that dreadful
lady!), a catholic in a small town, and Frank, who is a Buddhist, or one who believes in Karma, Nirvana, and such, from a
nearby city. The two fall madly in love, and I reccommend you don't have your kids watch act 1 scene 2, entitled, "The
Bedroom". So, they fall in love, which the parents don't like. The mother, Raggedy Ann Doll, is not happy with this, so she
genetically creates a virus. But before that, the two escape to the nearby city. 2 years, later, they come back, and them
and their son are killed by the virus. Both the parents feel bad, but since they mourn for her, the local priest agrees to
kill them. It is a common tradgedy, as a plotline and how I rate it.
I only reccommend it to those who are looking for codes in the story. The play was very very very boring, dull, and bad.
About as depressing as what happened to the local Quagmires. Speaking of the Quagmires, I'm fairly sure the young boy Bobby is played by thier son, Quigley Quagmire. He looks identical. But who knows
with Falo Tunco's bizarre and dull plays.
The acting was very dreadful, along with the script writing. Did you notice how many times there was a ring? Beatrice, the
originally planned actress, would have done better. So beware before you see it. As for the acting, Esme, your better off
as the 6th most important financial officer. Next, Ivan should stick to his long books-- RING! Oh, that was random, wasn't
it? That just gives you the idea of how many rings there were. Anyways, Ivan should stick to his long books, which is
supposedly meant for hiding codes in it! Tom Cruise did the best out of everyone, even though his ego hogged the stage.
So, I know you readers are used to seeing me write long reviews, but I am afraid I don't/can't waste your time reading about
such a horrid play! Please, Please PLEASE don't go see it.
That is all I have to say.
Sincerely,
--Nickoles Monety