What the hell Kenny gasped Stan and Kyle in shock when Kenny finally came out the bathroom looking a bit sheepish

Oh no Kenny your mom will go spare and look at the mess in their Sharon said also in shock

Oh leave him Hun he looks fine really cool I think said Randy looking at Kennys new very short buzz cut the blond had cut off all his hair and what was left was now in a number 1 so it was nothing but blond stubble really and in the distance he looked bald

Chill will you guys I'll be fine iv had my hair cut like this before and it grows back really quickly so won't be long till it grows in again and I'm about to clean up the mess now oh and theirs still plenty of hot water left for everyone so relaxe Stan you will get your bath oh and Stan. Don't worry your little secret is safe with me laughed Kenny as he walked by the boys and made a quack quack noise

Huh what secret and why is he quacking does he think he's a duck asked Kyle as Stan shrugged not really knowing what the newly shorn blond was on about

You thought I was up to something perverted in that bathroom said Kenny shortly afterwards with a laugh

No I didn't we were just worried about you that's all Kyle said

Yeah you were ages in their no one takes that amount of time to have a bath anything could have happend in their Stan said

Yeah what ever but all I did was shave off my hair not lie in the bath playing with myself yet it was kind of tempting a bit said Kenny with a snigger

Kenny your a dirty pervert said Kyle a bit shocked

Yep I know always was always will be Kenny laughed and to the boys horror he grabbed their butts and squeazed a bit before disappearing to get dressed

A little later Kennys mom and sister came over to drop off his things and they didn't say a lot about Kennys hair or lack off it carol just said he suited the shaved hair becouse he has such a lovely face and he pulled the style off well which was true the closely buzzed hair made Kenny hot looking

The boys desided to turn in early about half an hour after Carol left and despite it still being light outside Stan drew the Curtians and the boys tried to settle down to sleep so they'd be ready for their early start

But with the kids still playing outside and it still being light they'd be out playing to well after 10pm no doubt and also they could hear Cartmans and Craig's voices fighting and arguing about something and even Butters voice shouting too but eventually as it began to get dark the kids went home and it went quiet but now Kennys snoring wakened Stan and Kyle so they had to try and push Kenny onto his side then to Kyles discust Kenny did a loud smelly fart almost in Kyles face and Stan tried not to laugh but in the end even Stan and Kyle fell asleep but getting up at 3 am was a nightmare

For the first 10 miniutes the bright light hurt their eyes and they were stumbling around blindly and having breakfast at 4 am and that was a new experience. For them all

The boys flight was at 6am so they had to travel to the airport and cheack in also Sharon was coming so they'd have company on the flight and shed make shure they'd arive in England safly

When the the boys left the town it was still pitch black and everyone was still alseep the only pepole out at that time were the odd adult coming out a club or all night bar and the homeless sleeping in doorways but to avoid a mad last miniute rush at the airport it be worth it

And despite loosing Kenny for a few miniutes and causing a panic but was caught eyeing up a pretty blonde girl with huge breasts and a very short mini skirt in the departure lounge but Kyle found him and told him off soon all the boys and Sharon were at last seated on the plane Ready for their long hall flight to London their they'd stay the night and travel by train the next day by train to where Stans Aunt was so the boys faced a lot of traveling but they didn't mind as they were excited about it and looked foward to the journey so on the plane they all slept and hopefully they wouldn't get jetlag

The boys did wake up for something to eat and the cabin crew were told about Kyle being diabetic prepared a nice meal Kyle could eat so he was happy also the boys watched a movie and had another sleep sadly Kenny was snoring again so Sharon shook him awake as she was scared incase pepole would complane about the noise as Kenny snored loudly so the boys coped really well despite their very long flight and when they finally touched down and left the airport they got a black London cab to the hotel they were staying in that night as it was now late at night in the UK so exhausted the boys went straight to bed so they could recover after their long trip

But next day their was more traveling by train and poor Stan got sick he wasent a really good travler so he stayed close to his mom whist Kyle adjusted his iPad settings to UK settings and was watched by Kenny as he fixed his phone settings

Eventully after 3 hours of traveling by train they arrived near where they were staying and a man who knew Sharon picked them up in his car

So did you guys have a good trip then the man said with a strong English accent

Yes thanks it was very long and poor Stan was a bit sick on the train but were all okay now said Sharon stroking Stans cheek

So what's thise place like then and where are we staying asked Kyle

Well your staying in the lodge that's in the grounds of the big house now the house and grounds are over 400 years old and theirs a lot to see some say their haunted the man said

Wow 400 years old that is really old hey wonder if old Garrison remebers that time he must be that age laughed Kenny getting a punch in the arm from Kyle

Oh don't be silly Kenny Garrison maybe old but don't think he's that old no one can live to that age. Kyle said shaking his head at Kenny who pulled a face

Only kiddin Kenny laughed

So where do you all come from your American I take it that's American accents the driver said

Yes we are we're all from Colorado the boys have just broke up for their school holidays they start back at school in September I think the kids in the UK have similar holidays to ours oh maybe you boys can meet some of the village kids theirs a little village nearby so you can make some holiday freinds smilled Sharon

Yeah sounds really cool our last British freind he was from London he was sadly killed in a freak accident he moved to South park that's our town but he was origanlly from London before moving to the States he was okay at times Kyle said with a shrug

The journey in the car was a long drive and they drove through a lot of countryside a few sleepy little villages and along quiet roads before reaching a very large old looking house with a lot of grounds their was a fountain a large conservatory and a lot of trees from what the boys seen but they heard their was much. much more to explore and in the grounds was a small cottage that looked really old too

Well here we are at last welcome to Belton lodge the driver said smilling as they all got out

Wow thise place is huge even bigger that Tokens place said Kenny looking around

Yeah even the lodge looks old said Kyle looking at it

The house or lodge is a 5 bedroom 200 year old house and it's a lot bigger than our house back home said Sharon

Almost as big as Tokens but he's got 8 bedrooms and a swimming pool said Stan

Well Belton house is a lot bigger than that son the man said smilling as they was met by a elderly but fit looking woman with brown hair going grey

Aunt Mary omg said Sharon as the older woman came out to meet them

Oh Sharon it's so good to see you again after all these years and at last I finally get to meet young Stan iv only seen photos off you your a handsome looking young boy she said smilling

Yes he's getting big said Sharon ruffling Stans hair

He is that so no Michelle then Mary said

No Shelly as we call her is going off with her freinds she's at that age she likes to do her own thing now and Stans 12 now so he likes to think he's all grown up now they don't stay little kids forever they grow up so fast also these are his good freinds from school the boys I told you about this is Kyle and Kenny Sharon said smilling

Very pleased to meet you the 2 boys said smilling and shaking Mary's hand

And you two boys please everyone calls me Aunt Mary and I'm the British side of Stans family now the last time I seen your mum Stan was before she got married she came here once oh but iv heard a lot about you Stan so it's a plesure meeting you at last Mary smilled as they all went inside

Now what if we unpack later but grab something to eat first then we can look around the grounds and I'll show you the big house said Mary smilling

Oh cool yeah sounds really good to me said Stan

Oh it be lovely to see the grounds again see if they have changed any since I was last here Sharon smiled

Nope they haven't changed a bit not since I came here over 50 years ago and in a way that's how I like it Mary said

So did you never Marry and have kids of your own then asked Kyle

Oh no no oh their was a man in my life in the past a long time ago but he broke my heart turned out he was married so no but I do have little Bobby for company that's the budgie he talks youll meet him soon and I guess the spirit children too that can be seen sometimes when their in the mood

Spirit children so you mean the place is haunted asked Kenny

Yes of course oh iv seen many children and some I just hear one of them sings and then she screams and cries a little girl poor little mite I beleive the last occupies of this house seen her a few times not close up just a tiny little figure running through the grounds at night in old style clothes singing in the sweetest voice you could imagin then her happy little voice turns to screams and sobs she sounds very young much younger than you boys the woman said

Wow dude said Stan flatly

Oh Aunt Mary stop filling their head with silly stories theirs no such thing as ghosts and you boys have wild imaginations laughed Sharon

Oh these arnt silly stories my dear but who knows maybe the boys won't see anything they might not be sensitive enough to spirits now come on boys I made you all some nice cakes and yes Kyle I know your diabetic so theirs no suger in them Mary smilled as Kyle took the cake thanking her

Whist the boys took their tea and relaxed a bit they told Mary about their lives back on South park and about their freinds and what they got upto back home and Mary listend with great intrest also the boys had a feeling thise was going to be a very interesting holiday

Well that's chappy 2 done hope you enjoy 3 coming later Belton house is a real life large house iv visited heir when I was little they say it's haunted but I never seen or felt anything