Disclaimer: I don't own Fairy Tail, but would appreciate a ride to Earthland...
Chapter 2: Hell.
As I crashed to the floor I managed to take Lucy down with me. Not what I was expecting. Then I noticed that my face was not in the cloth of her small top, no my face was in flesh. Two large, soft mounds of flesh. While I was internally smiling I managed to push myself up onto my hands and knees. Honestly I wanted to stay there in the soft warmth of her beautiful, emphasis on full, chest. Yet we don't always get what we want, so I opted for looking, okay ogling, at them. Then a very dark aura caught my attention and I had to look up at Lucy's face. 'Shit' was my only thought as I took in her facial expression. She was sporting a mad blush, but beyond that was a face that was scarier than Mira and Erza when they were mad. 'Shit. I am so screwed' I thought to myself. Her face had that look saying 'I am going to kill you slowly and painfully. Then I will send to the deepest darkest part of hell. After that I will bring you back to life, just so I can do it again.' I was going to be hurting for a long time after this.
"Gray-sama! Why are you looking at her! Juvia can do that as well!" this caught my attention. I Looked up and saw nearly the whole guild, okay mostly just the guys, were ogling Lucy, who was still pinned beneath me with an arm around her chest. I really didn't like others seeing Lucy like this. It didn't sit well with me.
"Wow Natsu I didn't know you wanted it that bad." Said Cana as she was looking in our direction with an amused smile on her face and a mug of alcohol in one hand. I blushed at her comment and grabbed Lucy off of the floor and pulled her to my muscled chest. No matter what happens she always feels good in my arms, though I do like it in situations like this. Yeah this could happen more often, if only I would be alive to see those days.
I could feel the death aura surrounding me ready to destroy anyone and anything within a one meter radius. I.e. me. Luckily Mira came to my rescue. "Umm, Lucy here's a towel. There is one of my tops in the back if you want to get changed." I sighed in relief as Lucy quickly left to go change in the room behind the bar. She came back out with a dark purple halter top on that accentuated her bust. I was in the middle of that. I thought to myself as I gazed at her. Just then another thought occurred to me, Lucy doesn't wear a bra… That was strange because I know she has them, after all I have rummaged through her house enough to know. Then again so has Happy, Erza and Gray, we were just curious about our new friend. Still some of the things she has are… interesting. I honestly have no clue how she would wear them, but I wouldn't mind finding out.
When Lucy exited from the back she found Natsu staring at her; no not her, her boobs. At this thought she remembered what had happened minutes before and was once again livid. Then Natsu had to open his mouth.
"Hey Lucy?" I asked her in my usual innocent and curious tone. I really wish I had a filter for my mouth. No really I need to find one, because what was about to leave my mouth was bad.
"What?" she said to me, she was still angry, and I was definitely not reading into the danger my next words would cause.
"If you have so many different types of underwear, why don't you ever wear a bra?" that's it I said it. And now I was dead. Deader than dead I was about to be thrown into a constant loop of unforgiving peril. Me and my big mouth.
Everyone in the guild went silent at my comment or were choking. 'Shit', Gray stood looking at me with his mouth open and his eyes wide. His expression told me 'you have got to be kidding me. You could not be that stupid', yet I was. I said it and before I could say anything to Lucy, who was amixture of livid hatred and astonishment at my comment.
All I saw was the blur of legs and a flash of red lace as Lucy screamed, "LUCY KICK". I was out cold, although red lace… Hmmm. I wonder what other colors she wears. This was my last thought as darkness descended upon me.