28 things about Soundwave no one ever knew

"She's annoying!"

Summary: In short, Soundwave really hates Miley Cyrus.

Continuity: Revenge of the Fallen.

Disclaimer: I do not own Transformers or the songs in this chapter.

It was very, very easy to get bored when all one could do was occasionally hack into Autobot communications in only their alternate mode. Soundwave didn't like it but he put up with it mainly because it was Megatron's orders and were the Decepticons to rule someday, it would be worth it.

He began searching the Internet out of boredom and heard a lot of songs by what sounded like a human female singer.

You get the best of both worlds

Chill it out, take it slow, then you rock out the show-

(song switch)

Let's get crazy, get up and dance-

(song switch)

If we were a movie, you'd be the right guy-

Soundwave researched the person who sang these, "annoying" songs for lack of a better term. Miley Cyrus, Hannah Montana...whoever she was, she was nothing compared to him. He had once composed a fighting song to rally Decepticons, which he would still often hear when he went into recharge.

"Soundwave superior. Miley Cyrus inferior." he said out loud, not caring if any humans on their International Space Station heard him. That was the only thing he could do for now. If he was sent to Earth, Soundwave knew he could not worry about one particular annoying human; he'd have to get rid of the rest of them too. Which he didn't mind but that particular girl-sucked as other humans would say...