BOTHERING 2ND DIVISION
A knock comes from the door. Soi-Fon assumes it is Omaeda.
"Just come in," she calls.
However, the door doesn't open, but rather another knock comes from it.
Sighing, Soi-Fon gets up from her desk and walks over to the door. When she opens it however, no one is there.
Meanwhile…
Ichigo and Zangetsu are hiding behind some bushes, laughing as Soi-Fon walks back into her office.
"Let's knock again," sniggers Zangetsu, and the two advance upon the door, knock and run again.
"Hehehe…again…" says Ichigo.
This time however, Soi-Fon is ready for them.
"Aaargh!" cry Ichigo and Zangetsu as they turn and try to run away from her.
But Soi-Fon is a master of flash-steps and she catches up fast. She then corners the two perpetrators.
"What is the meaning of this?!" se asks furiously.
Ichigo thinks she looks scary and hides behind Zangetsu, who is already hiding behind him. He then looks to an undisclosed location somewhere behind Soi-Fon.
"Hmmm…that's a funny place to put a microwave…"
"Wha…?" Soi-Fon turns and looks behind.
Ichigo and Zangetsu take this opportunity to laugh and run into Soi-Fon's office, closing the door.
Soi-Fon can't believe she fell for such a stupid trick and instantly chases after them, but they have locked the office door. Soi-Fon is locked outside.
Meanwhile, inside the office Ichigo and Zangetsu are laughing annoyingly.
"Hahahaha, did you see her face?"
"Hahaha, yeah she was mad"
"She was real mad"
"She was scary"
Suddenly, the other office door opens; Ichigo and Zangetsu quickly hide thinking its Soi-Fon. But it's just Omaeda and his rice crackers. There is angry knocking at the door, and Omaeda goes to open it, only to have his captain fly in, in a flury of rage.
"Where are they?" she demands.
"Where are who?" asks Omaeda dumbly.
"Those two invaders! Where have they gone?"
"Invaders?"
Suddenly, a laugh comes from behind a tea towel. Zangetsu has blown his cover.
Deciding there's no use in hiding, Ichigo too comes out of his hiding place from under a chair.
Zangetsu begins dancing around Omaeda. He takes the rice crackers and hides them.
Ichigo laughs at Soi-Fon, calls her 'short' and plays with her long hairpieces, tying them in a knot and tying her to a lamppost.
By now, Omaeda is searching desperately for his rice crackers, and Soi-Fon looks funny. And angry.
Ichigo and Zangetsu quickly flash-step to the third division.
What will they do in Third Division now that there's only a lieutenant? Reviews make me write faster!