A/N: Hey guys here's chapter 2, I know that Connie is supposed to be nice in the show but here, I decided to make her into a villain. Anyway this chapter does start off sad but it gets better right away.

Chapter 2: Retaliation

Steven woke up all sluggish from having to listen to Pearl bitching about curfew and shit. Amethyst was too busy stuffing her face to help and while Garnet would defend him from the white gem's bullshit, Sapphire and Ruby's marriage was on the rocks. And when Pearl was done yelling at Steven, he still had to contend with noises coming from Ruby and Sapphire's room. Sexually frustrated grunts, accusations of one partner under-performing and vice versa and to top it all off, drama-induced sobbing that kept Steven up until 1:30 in the morning. Steven begrudgingly showered off and got ready for school, he couldn't wait to graduate later.

The day went by like a blur, a PAINFUL blur. Being the most popular girl in school, Connie and her friends would secretly torment Steven from History Class all the way to GYM. Constant snickering and middle-fingers caused Steven to have a very hard time focusing on his school work. He tried to tell the teachers but Connie and her BFFs would always act like little angels whenever he called them out. This only resulted in more humiliation for Steven, causing him to feel like total shit. As School let out, Steven was heading towards the exit only to be greeted by Connie and her friends. Steven tried to avoid them but Connie and her gang circled him like slutty wolves stalking a lone, rejected black sheep.

"Hey Steven, I know someone who would date you..." Connie taunted.

(sigh) "Who?" Steven asked.

"Yo' Momma!..… oh wait..… SHE'S DEAD! HAHAHAHAHA!" Connie laughed, followed by her friends.

Steven balled his fists while fighting the urge to cry. Not only did Connie mock Steven's deceased mother, but did it using a lame-ass, dead-pre-meme like a "Yo' Mamma" joke.

"Ah ah ah, no hitting girls STEEEEVEN!" Connie taunted while waving her finger. Then added, "Shame though, if she were alive, you'd have a date to PROM!" Connie and her skank gang laughed harder than before as she spat on Steven's face. (the spit also had gum)

"YOU'RE ALL LAUGHING NOW, BUT DON'T BE SURPRISED IF SHE STABS YOU IN THE BACK LIKE SHE DID TO ME!" Steven roared at Connie's friends. "And Connie…at least my Mom and I got along…..how are things between you and your Mom?" Steven taunted back.

Connie was now pissed off while her friends were in shock and awe.

"YOU LITTLE SHITLORD…..(looks at beeping digital watch and calms down) "Sorry Steven but my friends and I have some very important plans so, SAYONARA COCKSUCKER!" Connie laughed again as she and her troop followed her. Once his ex was gone, Steven went outside to wait for Lapis.

Despite the shitty blow Connie dealt, Steven needed to stay positive: He didn't want Lapis to see him all sad again.

Literally 45 seconds later, Lapis pulled up in a van, she was wearing all black complete w/ a ski cap.

"Hey Steven hop in!" Said Lapis.

"Thanks Lapis!" Said Steven.

Steven got in and rode shotgun, Peridot was held in a Teletubbies baby car seat in the back row with Pumpkin buckled in next to her.

"THIS IS BULLSHIT: I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO RIDE IN A BABY CAR SEAT! WAAAAAAAA!" Peridot complained.

"PERIDOT SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME EXPLAIN OUR PLAN TO STEVEN!" Lapis snapped. (turns attention to Steven) "Sorry Steven, anyway your black clothing is located inside the compartment facing you. When we stop, you'll change and then we'll look through the Gym's poorly designed windows and record everything. Then we'll upload the footage to all major adult websites on the net. Once this happens, Connie's along with The Minnesota Vikings' careers will go down the drain like the shitty remains of a bad Taco Bell lunch. (brief awkward pause at that last part) anyhow… that's the plan. (to Steven) Any questions, Sweetie?" Lapis said with a bright smile.

(Another short, awkward pause)

"Yeah…uh…do you think dressing in black will keep us from getting spotted?" Steven asked.

"Well no, but Peridot and I brought some disguises." Lapis answered.

*Gym*

Lapis and Steven were dressed up like big green bushes and slowly made their way through the actual bushes to the gym window. From there they filmed the orgy before them, left when it ended, drove home and uploaded the content onto the web. Then they took screen-caps, printed them out, put them into big envelopes while wearing latex gloves, printed out some typed papers named "FOR CONNIE'S PARENTS" and pasted them onto said envelopes.

*Maheswaran Residence*

Steven knew that Connie would be spending the night at a friend's house so he and Lapis got up early the next day, dropped the envelopes into the Maheswaran's mail chute, and waited by Connie's house. At 9:30 am, Connie entered her home, completely unaware of the Hell she was about to catch from her folks.

"CONNIE MAHESWARAN! WHAT IN THE UNHOLY MOTHER OF FUCK HAVE YOU DONE!?" Connie's Mother roared at her.

"M-M-M-MOM WHAT'S WRONG?!" Connie responded all scared.

"WHAT'S WRONG? WELL HOW ABOUT THIS?!" Connie's Dad spewed as he threw a bunch of printed, screen-capped photos at Connie which turned out to be of herself and her friends engaging in graphic sex w/ The Minnesota Vikings.

Connie eyes were bulging at the evidence presented before her. The websites ranged from PornHub to Brazzers and even Xhamster. Connie sank to her knees.

"Mom…Dad…I… I never knew…" Connie Stuttered.

"SHUT IT! YOU DRAGGED YOUR FATHER AND I THROUGH THE MUD…NAY…SHIT JUST SO YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS COULD HAVE AN ORGY W/ THE VIKINGS?!" Connie's mom roared while holding back tears.

"AND THE VIKINGS?! YOU KNOW WE'RE BEARS FANS, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SLEEP WITH THE ENEMY?!" Connie's Dad demanded.

"MOM DAD LOOK WHAT…." Connie tried to explain.

"ENOUGH! OUR DAUGHTER WOULD NEVER SPREAD HER LEGS FOR DEGENERATES, ESPECIALLY THE VIKINGS!" Connie's Mom hollered with tears running down her cheeks. She then cried into her husband's shoulder as he comforted her. "OUR BABY…OUR ONCE INNOCENT…SWEET…BRILLIANT BABY…IS NOW A WHOOOOORE!" Connie's mother continued to cry.

"MOM, DAD, I'M SORRY, I'M A SEX ADDICT. HAD I KNOWN IT WOULD'VE LED TO THIS, I WOULD'VE GOTTEN HELP MUCH…" Connie tried to explain and apologize.

"WHAT'S DONE IS DONE, THE INTERNET NEVER FORGETS, AND YOU'RE NO LONGER OUR DAUGHTER, YOU'RE DISOWNED!" Connie's Dad roared.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Connie cried to the ceiling all sad with her fists up in the air.

10 agonizing minutes later. (For Connie at least)

"WE NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN!" Connie's Parents yelled at the same time as their daughter started to walk down the main walkway of their house with two luggage bags.

"FINE, I'LL GO LIVE WITH THE VIKINGS AND THEY'LL BE MY SUGAR-DADDIES!" Connie yelled back trying to sound all confident while strutting away, only to trip on a crack and drop the bigger of her two bags which spilled and turned out to be filled with nothing but vibrators. (to which they all started to vibrate in unison) Every visible neighbor including her parents laughed at Connie. Getting back up, Connie grabbed her remaining bag and ran off crying. Her friends had also gotten kicked out so they ran with her as well.

To make matters worse, Connie had gotten a scholarship at Stanford University but due to her sexual antics, got rejected. Connie also got kicked out of school before she could finish her Senior Year.

(To Connie's Mom) "As bad as today was, at least we can start over." Said Connie's Dad.

"Way ahead of you." Connie's Mom replied seductively as she tore off her lab clothes to reveal she was wearing a black lace bra and see-through panties showing off her old yet still somewhat good looking milf figure.

Connie's absence made her Mom receptive to sex again so she and her husband started to plow each other whilst saying cheesy one-liners from Bollywood films in their native language. (broken that is) The rest of the parents whose daughters were in the same video with Connie all did the same.

After meeting up with the Former Vikings (they were all barred from the NFL for the sex-tape), Connie broke ties with her other friends, feeling that one of them betrayed her. Little did she know that it was Steven and Lapis the whole time.

(Driving back from the Maheswaran residence)

"That was awesome, thanks Lapis!" Said Steven.

"No worries Steven!" Lapis replied as they high-fived.

"So now that Connie's future is ruined forever, how should we celebrate?" Asked Steven.

"Well since this was your battle, you get to pick." Answered Lapis.

After thinking it over, Steven made his decision.

*Barn*

(Cue "Southern Nights" by Glen Campbell as Steven, Lapis, Peridot and Pumpkin enjoy a couple of KFC buckets w/ mashed potatoes, biscuits, green beans, Pepsi etc.)

As the music plays, Steven eats his original chicken, Lapis consumes her grilled chicken, Pumpkin devours his Extra Crispy chicken and Peridot enjoys her KFC kid's meal in her high-chair. (with Lapis feeding her like a baby complete w/ "Here comes the airplane") Peridot was resistant at first but warmed up to it, even going as far to say "Mmmmmm" and "YUMMY!" after each spoonful. Everything was all well and good as the song started to wrap up...until…..…

Barn door is kicked wide open.

"STEVEN "YOUR ASS IS GRASS" UNIVERSE!" Pearl roared as she burst in unannounced, she had a look of malice and murder in her eyes.

Steven, Lapis, Peridot and Pumpkin were shocked. So shocked that Peridot started crying for Lapis from her high-chair. Lapis then went over, picked up the scared little green gem and comforted her.

(to Peridot) "Shh shh shh it's okay, it's okay, Momma Lapi' is here, ssh ssh ssh (calms Peridot down) there, there good girl. (Turns attention to Pearl) What the Hell is going on? You almost broke down the door and scared Peri'!" Said Lapis as she held Peridot.

"SHUT IT YA' BIG DRIP!" Pearl snapped.

"You stole that insult from Sonic Adventure." Lapis countered.

"Who gives a flying fuck?! (Turns attention to Steven) You had dinner here without letting me know?!" Pearl spat.

"Actually I did let you know remember?!" Steven replied.

"Pfft yeah right, if you DID, I would've…...wait…" Pearl stopped.

*Flashback*

Pearl is in her room; she is jilling off to a picture of Rose's face on a naked morbidly obese woman's body in Photoshop while Marvin Gaye's "Let's Get It On" plays in the background.

(Huffing like a fat cow in heat) "Rose…..yeah….." Pearl cooed.

(Knock, knock, knock) "Hey Pearl can I go have dinner with Lapis and possibly sleep ov…." Steven asked.

(Record scratch with Pearl getting startled like a teen about to be caught jerking it to questionable material) "DWWWWWAAAAA STEVEN?! I….UH…..OHHH….UM YEAH GO DO WHATEVER! JUST DON'T COME IN I'M UHHH…WORKING ON SOMETHING BUSY OR… SANTA WON'T… GIVE YOU ANY EASTER EGGS ON…HALLOWEEN YEAH…..YEAH THAT'S IT! HALLOWEEN …...IF YOU OPEN THAT GODDAMN FUCKING DOOR!" Pearl frantically answered while trying to sound intimidating.

(Awkward Pause) "Okay thanks!" Steven replied as he left.

"Ohhh…thank Ellen DeGeneres and the LGBT community." Pearl said as she gave a sigh of relief.

*Flashback ends*

"Oh yeah now I remember… (notices everyone's cringe-reaction) …I was thinking out loud right?" Pearl asked.

"Unfortunately…..yeah." Lapis replied while covering Peridot's ears "Ear-muffs" style.

Just as Pearl was about to say something…

"And the abuse chickens went through at KFC happened AFTER Colonel Sanders passed away, so you can't attack him." Steven Pointed out.

Pearl was about to slap Steven right across his face when her phone went off. Amethyst had sent her a text asking for help to keep Ruby and Sapphire from murdering each other over accusations that one of them ate the last doughnut. (In reality, Amethyst was the one who ate said doughnut.)

"Gotta go..…be good…..Steven." Pearl Warned.

''Count on it." Steven replied, showing no fear.

And with that, Pearl left.

*Later that night*

Steven and Lapis are sitting outside of the barn, looking up at the night sky.

"Say Lapis, thanks for everything." Said Steven.

"No worries." Lapis replied.

"Lapis…...there's something…serious…. that I've been meaning to tell you." Steven mentioned.

"Oh…what is it Steven?" Lapis asked very concerned.

"Well…even though we're friends, we've been through so much together especially after these last 2 days that…that…that…" Steven Stuttered.

"That what?" Lapis asked.

"…THAT I THINK WE SHOULD BE MORE THAN JUST FRIENDS." Steven blurted out.

"Oh…." Lapis replied, shocked at Steven's energy.

"…fuck….. (sigh).…I fucked it up.…FUCK!" Steven said sadly.

"Fucked what up?" Lapis questioned.

Lapis, you're beautiful, loyal, understanding, kind, awesome, laid back unlike that cunt-hole Pearl and just seeing you makes my heart feel warm ("That was fucking stupid!" Steven swore in his mind) and I wanted to start a relationship with you." Said Steven.

Lapis continued to stare at Steven.

(sigh) "But the way I just blurted it out was stupid and you probably see me as a creep now. Here, (hands Lapis a can of Mace that Pearl gave him to use if older men ever tried to touch his pee-pee) you can spray my eyes if you want, I won't think any less of you." Said Steven as he was accepting his fate.

Lapis didn't know what to think: she secretly felt the same way about Steven, was jealous of Connie dating him and wanted to make Connie suffer for breaking his heart. But she also knew that Pearl would never approve of their relationship. Then again, Pearl rarely approved of anything unless Rose was cool with it. After looking back and forth between Steven and the pepper spray, Lapis surprised Steven by dropping the can, walking up to him, and giving the 18-year-old a sweet, passionate kiss on the lips.

Upon breaking the kiss to breath, Steven asked "I love you Lapis but…. but what about Pearl? She'll kill us if…."

"FUCK PEARL." Lapis said as she continued to make out w/ Steven.

And thus, Lapis and Steven became a couple.

A/N: Wow things are heating up! Anyway I'll have the next chapter up sometime tomorrow, take care!