To Catch a Leprechaun
Joe P.O.V.
I walked behind Bill and yelled "DO YOU KNOW WHAT DAYIT IS?" Bill replied "March 17th." "It`s St. Patrick`s Day!" I yelled again. "I thought it was Dress up like an Alien Day." Bill said. "Ha Ha. Very Funny. I`m going to catch a leprechaun." I said. "You`re wasting your time. They`re really hard to catch." Bill said. I thinked of a way that would convince Bill to help me. I got it! "If you catch a Leprechaun, you get their gold." I said. In under a second Bill was already outside saying "What are we waiting for?"
Bill had already built his trap and it was huge. "I thought we were working together?" I said confused. "No way! If I catch the leprechaun, which I will, I`m not letting you take my gold!" Bill said. "Okay Bill, but remember Slow and steady wins the race!" I shouted. "The only reason that rabbit lost was because he was flirting with girls! I don`t flirt with girls!" Bill shouted back. "You don`t flirt with girls because the girls are flirting with you!" I laughed. Then I heard a snap. "I caught him!" I yelled. We both looked inside my small trap. It began to speak "Well, since you caught me fair and square, you get to have me Lucky Charms!"
"What?" I said confused "WHAT?!" Bill shouted turning red. Bill then picked him up and threw him into the sun. "Hey Bill, you`re not wearing green." I said pinching him while he was still red.
Later…
Note to self: Being shoved into the washing machine is not comfortable. At all.