Messing with Snape

by Chrys-DASL

This list contains 200 ways to mess with Snape. Also includes stories to show how the events worked in my mind . Please enjoy. No refunds if you wet yourself... M for a reason

2. Chapter 2

CHAPTER ONE: #1: Meow at Snape in Class

Dear Diary,

Last night I caught Professor Snape with Professor McGonagall! I went to see Snape for detention, but McGonagall was there, and they were kissing! Snape's robes were down and hers were up: I swear something horrible must have happened to her! She looked flushed, then ran from the room. Snape asked me never to speak of it, but I'm sure that someone else had to have noticed the two together. If I'm right, then my plan will work!

~HP~

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"Please turn to page two-hundred-and-seven," Snape carefully annunciated. The bell had just rung and no one was in their seats.

"MEOW!" someone called. Many more followed.

"SILENCE!" Snape exclaimed. The meowing stopped and the lecture began. When Snape would ask questions, meows filled the air. He soon grew so angry that he turned from his usual grey to red. When Professor McGonagall walked into the room later on, the room exploded with meowing from every person, including myself. Snape and McGonagall both blushed, and my plan worked. Priceless.