Oh, no…it's a fucking world-building episode…fuck me.
Also, this episode basically shows just how fucking retarded and useless Reptools are. Don't believe me? Let me explain(with the help of Dinofanx's brilliant analyzing).
We start off with Ty giving us a little exposition, "You know, Revvit, I think it's almost perfect."
And Rev's all, "Ok…"
"If only I hadn't gotten caught in that avalanche that happened off-screen…"
"Keep going…"
"But at least my timing is never off."
"Dude, you literally just admitted that you were almost killed in an avalanche."
"Yeah, well, you were right about danger being arousing."
Also, check out this canon line from Ty, "Yeah! Now, I'm firing on all cylinders!"
Once again, Andrew Francis is the true savior of this show. I can't tell you how many screaming orgasms I've had just from imagining Ty fucking me…I suffer from a sever case of fictophillia(Google definition: It is a condition where a person have strong desires, sexual attraction, intense feelings of love towards a fictional character, similar in strength and application of those felt towards real people).
Anyway, Skya shows up and totally makes everything awkward when she lifts her tail to show a piece of scrap metal that was lodged into it. But when looking at this scene with no context, all I can think is that Skya is trying to tell Ty to fuck her. Honestly, she'd have a better chance with Dozer because at least their love-hate relationship is interesting.
And then, the others show up and start asking Revvit to fix their repairs, but he's like, "Dude, I'm one fuckin' person, and I'm tinier than a bunny's dick. I can't fix you all at once."
So, Ty's like, "Ok, then just go get more of your little friends."
And Revvit's all, "Thank you, Captain Obvious."
So then, Revvit takes a big-ass piece of ore to some place called the "Reptool Ravine," and this is where we see just how stupid these creatures are. Again, I didn't notice this myself; this idea came from my good friend Dinofanx(thank you, buddy). My point is, Reptools seem to collect all these Dinotrux parts, but why? What the hell is the point of collecting all this shit if you're never gonna use it correctly?!
Anyway, this is where we meet some of Revvit's friends: Ace the totally badass tomboy, Waldo the paranoid black guy, and Click-Clack the paranoid white guy(I guess you could say white tools can't jump…I'll let myself out).
Also, I won't lie, I absolutely love Cree Summer's voice, but Ace's voice sounds like fucking nails on a chalkboard.
And so, Revvit's like, "Hey, guys, you're not gonna believe what I did today. I went outside, and made friends with Dinotrux."
But Waldo's all, "Are you fucking crazy?!"
And Ace is like, "How the hell are you still alive?"
And Click-Clack's all, "If I act like I wanna be a part of this, are you guys finally gonna start paying attention to me?"
"Shut up, Click-Clack!"
So, Revvit convinces them that helping Dinotrux would be a lot safer and more fun, and we find out that each Reptool is paired with a certain Trux.
But Waldo's all skeptical, and actually says this in the show, "Ya can't make friend with Dinotrux. They're…Dinotrux!"
Again with the racism, guys? Ok, granted, you guys are way smaller than everyone else, so, of course, everything appears a lot bigger to you than it would to us. But did Sparx the dragonfly let that get him down? No. He stayed and helped Spyro rescue all the dragons. Think about that for a second. You Reptools are literally more pathetic than someone who was voiced by David Spade, Billy West(who was actually a good choice, not gonna lie), and Wayne Brady. Fucking. Wayne. Brady.
Ok, I'm done.
So then, Ace literally threatens to get up inside the Trux and tear them apart, and they still let her tag along. This just proves how fucking stupid they are, too.
But here's an actually line of dialogue from Ton-Ton, "Look at that. They come in different colors."
Again, listen to that with your eyes closed, and try to take it seriously.
But wait, there's more!
We also get a scene where Revvit asks Click-Clack to fix a loose bolt on Skya's head, and we get an odd angle where she looks down and asks him, "Are you coming?"
I'm just gonna let that sink in.
But then, Scrapadactyls(ok, that's actually a pretty good name) come and fuck everything up by kidnapping the Reptools. They get dropped off in the nest, and Waldo gets pissed off and blames Revvit. And I totally agree with Waldo.
Revvit making Reptools come out of the safety of their ravine is literally the same as taking a fish out of water and expecting it to live. These guys haven't been out in the open once, and you think they're gonna know how to survive?! What the actual hell is wrong with you, Revvit?!
*opens a bottle of vodka*Sorry, I'm getting a little worked up again. I'll try to take it down a notch.
Anyway, Ty and the others come to the rescue, but still managed to fuck it up.
"What's the plan, Ty?"(canon line from Skya)
"Ta use that neck of yours~"(canon line from Ty)
*screen fades to black while sexy saxophone music plays, and we hear Ty and Skya grunting and panting lustfully*
You're welcome, Tya fans.
But I will admit, I laughed at the scene where Ty tried to knock down the nest, and somehow get stuck and lifts his huge ass off the ground. And how do the others help get him down? Simple, they don't. Fuckin' comedy gold.
But the Reptools are getting antsy, so Revvit throws some scrap down at Ty's head because he's just trying to look for someone else to blame. And after realizing that they can't rescue them by destroying the nest, they decide to build a set of stairs instead.
And boy, do they love their building montages. I'm talking animation that includes showing how everyone participated in helping, and even some corny-as-fuck rock music that's somehow supposed to apply to a certain age demographic.
Nice try, DreamWorks, but you're over twenty years late to the party.
But then, karma suddenly gets a sense of humor, and causes the Scrapadactyls to return, which ends with Revvit being the last one to escape. And while he's still stranded, what do the others do? They start beating the fuck out of each other.
Ok, one last out-of-context scene. Skya points her ass at Dozer, and is all, "Scrap me, Dozer!"(yeah, Ashleigh Ball actually said that)
And Dozer's like, "Happy to, Skya!"(again, their love-hate relationship is the probably the best you're going to get out of this series)
So, they keep knocking each other's teeth out, and throw them all at the Scrapadactyls as a distraction, allowing Revvit to finally escape. Luckily, the fall only caused him minor brain damage.
But even after they rescued the Reptools, Ace, Waldo and Click-Clack totally decide to puss out and go back to the ravine. Again, I'm not arguing with them on this. The Trux literally only wanted to use them as a repair service that can't fight back because they're too small.
But since he's a tenacious little bastard, Revvit all like, "Hold on! You guys can't just stand there and tell me you didn't enjoy any of that! Plus, you three are clearly too weird to get laid, so what's the point of going back to live with your own species?"
And Click-Clack's like, "Actually, there's this cute girl that I'm seeing right now, so-."
"Shut up, Click-Clack!"
So, not only does the audience learn something, but so do the Reptools: If you can't be socially successful in your own home, then it's best to just run away and help total strangers.
